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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Alison and the Lust-Crazed Army of Sentient Poo Monsters by Arthur Saxon meganeura@hotmail.com Illustration by Asael

Alison Dawkins stared out of the car window at the passing beech hedge, trying to make out the identity of the birds on the lake beyond. It was hard to tell at this distance, particularly since she could only see them for a fraction of a second at a time. She had just about decided that they were mallards when a sharp instruction from her brother Michael jolted her from her reverie.
"Quick," he said, "grab the forty miles per hour sign."
She bent down and felt around under her seat for the A3-sized placards that he had made up. She pulled them out and flipped through them, looking for the one he wanted.
"Good grief, would you look at this idiot?" growled Michael. "Doesn't he know what a de-restricted sign means, for heaven's sake?" He changed down into third gear and cruised up to a few yards behind the bumper of the car in front, edging out towards the middle of the road in the hope that a break in the oncoming traffic would coincide with a long straight stretch. To his delight, after the next corner the road was clear for a couple of hundred yards.
"Okay, here we go," he said. "Hold up the sign!"
As the car swung out to overtake, Alison pressed her sign against the window, while her brother hooted to get the attention of the other car's driver. Peeping around the edge of the placard, she saw the elderly gentleman in question start in surprise as he read the message: "THIS IS NOT A 40 LIMIT, YOU IDIOT!"
Leaving the old man spluttering indignantly in his wake, Michael grinned as he quickly roared up to fifty miles per hour then changed up into fourth, still accelerating. "Finally!" he exclaimed. "Thanks Ali."
Alison replaced the signs under her seat and returned to staring out of the window. Her brother glanced across at her. "You okay?" he asked.
"Yeah, fine," she replied a little dolefully. A moment later, she added, "I was kind of hoping we could have another look at your spell book this weekend."
"Now, Ali, you know my feelings on that," her brother reproached her gently. "I didn't intend for you to see that at all, and what I told you was meant to put you off, not encourage you."
"But it's magic, Mike. How could I not be incredibly curious about it?"
Michael sighed. "I know, I know. But trust me - I've had some very major problems with spells I've cast in the past. Some of those that I cast on other people had horrible consequences."
"But didn't you say that the nasty consequences could be avoided if you were careful?"
"Sometimes. Usually," he admitted. "But there was always the potential for accidents, and I experienced a few too many of those, which is why I gave it up. I haven't practised magic in almost three months now - since just before you came to stay."
"But haven't you been tempted?" inquired Alison.
"Occasionally, perhaps. But not enough to want to risk it."
Alison pouted. It was just too awful to discover that actual magic really did exist, only to be told she was never to experience it. She tried again. "But think of all the good you could do!" she pressed him.
He shook his head. "I once felt the same way," he said. "But painful experience made me a sadder and a wiser man."
Alison looked at him querulously, trying to place the reference. Then she smiled and said, "Well, Mister Ancient Mariner, perhaps you just lost confidence in your abilities. But you know what they say: if at first you don't succeed…"
"…Give up," her brother finished. "And it wasn't the mariner, it was the wedding guest. But it's not a case of trying again if you fail - the consequences of failure are sometimes impossible to rectify. Invariably you end up making things worse."
Alison turned back to the window. "Whatever," she said in disappointment. "Why do you keep the book, then?"
Michael shrugged uncomfortably. "Well I wouldn't want it falling into the wrong hands," he said.
"So why not destroy it?"
"Oh I couldn't do that - it's far too old, valuable and unique. It would be like … I don't know … dismantling Stonehenge or something."
"What are you going to do with it, then?"
"Just keep it, I suppose. Pass it on to my kids eventually, assuming I have any. Or to you, if I don't - if you promise not to try using it."
Alison said nothing. She knew perfectly well that she would not promise any such thing. If she ever got hold of that book, nothing would prevent her from experimenting with it. She changed the subject. "So you'll be back next Saturday, then?" she asked.
"Yes, sometime in the afternoon," he confirmed. "It's a long drive down from Newcastle - I'll probably leave early in the morning and stop for lunch somewhere on the way. You going to be studying hard while I'm gone?"
Alison shrugged. "Sure," she said. "Mr Allen's set some pretty tough assignments." Then she frowned in annoyance. "You know, that arsehole actually said to me it was weird that I was living with my brother!"
Michael pursed his lips. "Well what did he think you should do after Mum … you know…?"
"I know! I said that to him. He said I should be living with my grandparents or something."
"What an idiot. As if you'd move out of the city away from all your friends… What a prat."
"Yeah. Anyway he lightened up a bit when I told him how old you were. But even so."
She lapsed into silence and neither of them said much for the rest of the journey home. Michael backed into the driveway and Alison got out. She walked around to the driver's side, where Michael was winding down his window.
"You got everything you need?" he asked her. "House keys?"
Alison patted her pocket. It clinked. "And sixty pounds in cash," she said. "I'll be fine."
"Well there's plenty of food in both the fridge and the freezer," said Michael. "My mobile phone's playing up at the moment, so you won't be able to call me, but I'll call you every evening to make sure you're doing okay."
"That's not necessary," Alison assured him. "I'll be fine. Now go on, and don't worry about me."
"It's my job to worry about you," he responded. "I'll call you tonight at least, just in case you think of anything you need to tell me or ask me."
"Okay. Bye then."
"Cheerio."
She waved to him as he drove out of the driveway and headed off down the road. Then she turned, pulled out her keys, and entered the house. Hesitating only for a moment, she ran upstairs and pulled down the loft ladder. She knew where Michael kept his spell book, and she was determined to have another look at it, at the very least.
Ten minutes later she was sitting in front of Michael's computer with the book, reading through both the spells and their translations that Michael had painstakingly typed up in several Word documents. It made fascinating reading, but she soon found that Michael's work was unfinished - some of the spells were only partially translated, and some had not been translated at all.
One particular spell caught her eye. It was a cure for constipation. Michael had only translated the first couple of lines, but it was obvious what the spell was designed to do. Although she would never have admitted it to Michael, Alison often suffered from this complaint, and she always hated asking for appropriate medicine over the counter at the chemist. It was too embarrassing for words.
She stared thoughtfully at the spell, saying the strange Old English words to herself in her head. It did not seem very hard, and it was surely a harmless enough spell to begin with. Michael had written "Spell 331: Relief of Constipation. Provides immediate relief, softening stools and causing their rapid, easy expulsion from the bowels." There was plenty more writing in Old English, but Michael had not seen fit to translate it. Perhaps that was because it was not important enough to warrant translation.
Further reading unearthed some other spells she was keen to try, but the constipation one sounded the simplest and most straightforward. She took the book downstairs and turned the kettle on to boil some water. Michael's notes at the front of the book explained how spells were to be cast, and she knew that she needed a weak sugar solution in order to cast the spell. She drew a circle on the floor with a felt-tip pen, and waited impatiently for the water to boil. Eventually it did so, and she poured it into a cup and stirred a spoonful of sugar into it. When it had dissolved, she poured it on to the floor in the middle of the circle, and spread the liquid around until it completely covered the circular area. Then she stepped into the circle, and cast the spell…
That evening, while she was watching television, the urge came upon her to go to the loo. Remembering the spell, she excitedly ran up to the bathroom, took off her skirt and panties, and sat down on the toilet. No sooner had she done so than her anus opened up and a long, soft poo slid out of her rectum and splashed into the water. After a series of difficult and painful evacuations over the past month or so, this was a blessed relief. Beaming with pleasure and pride in her successful casting of the spell, Alison wiped herself, flushed, and washed her hands. Returning to Michael's computer, she continued reading the translations, wondering what other spells she could cast.
Spell 102 caught her eye. According to her brother's notes, it gave non-living objects limited power of movement, so that they would act in a desired fashion. If the spell was cast on a bowling ball (as Michael's example described) it would always make a strike, no matter how badly it was thrown. If cast on a pendulum clock, it would never run down or lose time. Apparently the spell had trouble with electrical appliances, but otherwise it was quite powerful, and Alison decided to try it right away.
She returned to the kitchen and made up some more sugar solution. Spreading it around inside the circle, she stepped on to the wet patch of linoleum and recited the spell, concentrating on her wristwatch as she did so. The watch was a gift from her late mother, a beautiful old analogue watch with a tiny knob on the side for winding it up. Alison, used to battery-operated watches from an early age, frequently forgot to wind it up and often had to spend long frustrating minutes winding the hands around to their correct positions once the mechanism had wound down. Perhaps, she thought to herself, this spell would enable the watch to take care of its own maintenance.
It was, of course, impossible to tell whether the spell had worked or not, and would be for some time. But she had high hopes as she ascended the stairs once again to continue reading the spell book. Over the course of the next couple of hours, she found several spells that intrigued her, and she tried one or two of them out. There was one that caused objects (again non-living) to replicate themselves, and she cast this one on the money in her wallet. This, she felt, might well prove extremely useful. She might never have to work for a living!
Another spell set her heart racing as she read it. It was a spell to cause a sentient being to become sexually attracted to you. Excitedly she ran to her room and rummaged through her bag. She soon found what she was looking for: a photo of Vince Lambert, one of the senior boys at her school. She had worshiped him from afar for years, but he had always ignored her. Now, however, things would be different. She took the spell book and the photo downstairs, stood in the middle of the still-wet circle, and read out the spell, concentrating on the photo in front of her.
Satisfied with her work, she put the spell book in the study next to the computer and went back to watching television. The phone rang a few minutes later, and she got up to answer the phone in the hall. It was her brother.
"Hi," she said. "Oh good… Yes, I've had something to eat. Stop worrying! How was your journey? … Oh, really? Bummer! … Well, at least you've got there safely… No, everything's fine here. I have everything I need… Yes I'm sure! Just… No, you don't need to call me every night… Well that's all right - if I do need anything, or if there's some emergency, I can call Aunt Beth… Uh-huh… Actually I was just in the middle of watching Red Dwarf, but it's okay… All right. Talk to you soon then. Bye."
She hung up and returned to the settee in the living room. At about ten o'clock she felt like she needed to go to the toilet again, so she climbed the stairs and entered the bathroom. Sitting down, she strained and was somewhat surprised when a soft poo, even longer than the earlier one, slid easily out of her anus and dropped into the water below. She got up and glanced down into the bowl, then gasped as she saw it twitch, apparently of its own accord. Eyes wide, she stared at it for a full minute, wondering if it would move again. And then, suddenly, it did. It began to bend in the middle, taking on the rough shape of a banana, and then it flexed itself again.
Alison did not wait for it to move again. She leaped forward and flushed the toilet, sending her poo around the U-bend with all possible speed. She shuddered as she wiped herself. What had that been all about? Was it magic? Had one of her spells somehow affected her poo? It did not seem feasible.
Putting the matter out of her mind, she brushed her teeth and got ready for bed. Putting on a t-shirt and a fresh pair of panties, she climbed between the sheets, then she switched off her light and thought about Vince and how he might behave the next time he saw her. Before long she fell asleep.
Shortly after eleven she woke up with a start. Her bowels felt full again. A cold sweat broke out upon her brow. How was this possible? She had been twice in the last four hours, and had passed copious quantities of faecal matter. What was going on?
She got up and swung her legs over the side of the bed. Standing up, she stumbled towards the door, still half-asleep. But then something happened to bring her abruptly to her senses: her panties suddenly filled up with poo.
She squealed in alarm and her hand shot back to cradle her sagging panties. The expulsion had occurred completely without warning, a long soft turd firing out of her anus and curling up around her buttocks. Cursing, she began to waddle towards the bathroom, trying not to lose any of the poo out of the sides of her panties.
But then she stopped in her tracks, stiffening in alarm. The poo was moving! She could definitely feel it writhing about of its own accord inside her underwear. The next second she gasped in horror as she felt her vagina being forced open and her poo snaking its way into her cunt. In a panic she ran to the bathroom, while the rest of her poo continued to slither into her, penetrating her like an immensely long, soft, disgusting brown penis.
She reached the toilet and pulled her panties down quickly. But there was no more poo left in them - just a brown stain and streaky marks. Bending down frantically to look between her legs, she saw the very end of her long poo disappearing inside her vagina. She grabbed at it, but she was too late. Screwing up her face in disgust, she stuck two fingers into her cunt, feeling around for the poo. But whether it felt her coming or because it had a further purpose, it retreated deeper into her body and evaded her questing touch.
Now extremely worried, Alison lay down on the floor in an attempt to get a better angle, and she pushed her fingers as deep inside her cunt as possible. But it was no use - the poo had somehow forced itself into her womb. Alison gave up, and looked down at her abdomen. It was distended, as if she were full of wind or … and here she shuddered at the thought … a couple of months pregnant.
Shakily she got to her feet. What was she to do now? Call for an ambulance? What on Earth would she tell them? She pulled some toilet paper from the roll fixed to the wall, and painstakingly wiped herself clean. Maybe, she thought to herself, the poo would come out by itself. At any rate there did not seem to be much she could do about it at the moment.
She returned to her bedroom, put on a clean pair of panties, and lay down, though she knew she would not be able to sleep. She fancied she could feel something stirring inside her belly, but the sensation was brief and she decided after a minute that she had probably imagined it. She pulled the covers up to her neck and huddled under them, hoping her brother would call again soon.
An hour later she awoke suddenly. Something was wrong. She felt … full. A great pressure was building up in her abdomen. She quickly reached over and turned her bedside light on, then threw back the covers. She screamed in terror as she saw that her belly had swelled up like a balloon - she looked nine months pregnant. And whatever was inside her was moving, and pushing outwards. Involuntarily Alison spread her legs apart, preparing to give birth, but then she realised she was still wearing her panties. She reached down to try to remove them, but it was difficult to negotiate her vast bulge. And no sooner had she grabbed hold of them than a massive contraction hit her and she cried out in pain.
She strained hard, spreading her legs and trying to breathe like women did in hospital dramas when they were giving birth. She felt her vaginal opening dilate as her monstrous cargo fought to escape from her body. Raising her legs after the contraction had subsided, she finally managed to pull her panties off, and she tossed them on to the floor. Then another contraction hit, and she felt as if her groin was on fire as a huge round object forced its way through her orifice. For an instant she was stretched wider than she would have thought possible, and then suddenly the object was through, and she sank back on to her pillow, exhausted.
But more was to come. She could feel that the object was still half inside her and half outside, and she raised herself up on to her elbows to see what exactly it was. From the vile smell of excrement, she knew what it was made of, but she was shocked at the truly awful sight that met her eyes.
She was looking at the head of a baby. At the sight she screamed with horror, then strained for all she was worth to get the rest of the hideous creature out of her body. With a wet, slithering sound, it emerged completely: an infant apparently made entirely out of poo, rather thinner than a human baby, but considerably longer. Its head, mercifully, was quite small, otherwise she would surely have been split open as it came out.
The creature kicked its arms and legs feebly as Alison watched it in horror. Then a sudden resolve came upon her, and she grabbed hold of it and got up off the bed. It struggled in her hands, and her fingers sank into its flesh which, she discovered, was no more and no less than pure poo. She shuddered and rushed through to the bathroom, where she deposited the disgusting thing in the toilet. Then she flushed.
The baby was far too big to be flushed, however, and it was also none too keen on Alison's plan. Here it proved itself rather more precocious than a human baby, for it pulled itself upright and began climbing out of the bowl even as the flushing water poured over it. Alison backed away, horrified, as it turned beady little brown-within-brown eyes upon her. Then it smiled slowly, revealing a wide, toothless mouth in which lolled what could only be described as a tongue.
Alison fled, hurrying back to her bedroom and slamming the door behind her. She threw herself on her bed, sobbing, wondering how she was ever going to get herself out of this mess. It was all the fault of the spells she had cast, she had no doubt of that, though she had no idea how or why they had gone wrong.
And then she realised that her bowels were full again. She badly needed to poo, but the thought of going back to the bathroom to face that … thing … it was too awful a concept for words. But her dilemma soon became academic - a long, slender poo slithered out of her anus without warning and then immediately itself turned around, its rounded front end seeking her cunt.
But Alison was too quick. In a flash she had rolled over and jumped off the bed, whereupon she ran for the door as if terrified that her poo would try to come after her. Opening it, she hurried through, only to trip over the nightmarish creature to which she had given birth just a few minutes ago. She fell to the floor, hitting her head on a large, ceramic plant pot which contained a three-year-old yucca. Dazed, she rolled over on to her back, then gasped as she saw that her faecal offspring had apparently grown larger since she had last seen it. It was almost three feet tall, and it was standing upright with the confidence of a human child of the same height.
Without a sound, it pounced upon Alison, landing on her stomach and leaving brown smears of poo all over her flesh where the t-shirt had ridden up to expose her midriff. It reached for her face with two chubby brown arms, and she grabbed hold of its wrists with her hands. Its flesh was soft and her fingers sank into the poo, but although she squeezed as hard as she could, she could not break or sever the horrible infant's limbs. A centimetre or two beneath the squishy excremental epidermis lay a tough skeletal framework of highly compressed poo, and this effectively held the abominable creature together in one piece.
She wrestled with it for a few seconds, then cried out in alarm and clamped her legs together as she felt something probe between the lips of her pussy. With a sinking heart and a churning stomach she felt her vaginal opening widen as her most recent poo slid smoothly into her cunt. Summoning all her strength she rolled over on to her side, hurling the poo-child down the stairs. Then she scrabbled at her pussy, inserting her fingers into her cunt, but once again it was too late - the turd was entrenched deep within her body.
This was the last straw. She just had to do something. Perhaps there was a spell for this type of emergency. She got to her feet and dashed into the study, slamming the door behind her.
As she reached out to switch the computer on, she realised that her hands were covered in poo. Indeed, so were her arms, her inner thighs, her shins, and most of her front. She took off her t-shirt and wiped herself down thoroughly, managing to get herself pretty clean within a minute or two. She tossed the t-shirt in a corner - it was now disgustingly filthy.
She switched on the computer and waited impatiently for Windows to load up. She forced herself to relax, to calm down, while she opened the spell book and flicked through it idly. She could understand hardly anything without her brother's computerised notes, but it was at least something to do.
The hard drive finally stopped whirring, and she loaded up the spell translations document. Poring through it, she searched for some reference to reversing the effects of spells, but after half an hour of reading she began to despair of finding such a thing.
And then the door handle began to turn. Paralysed with fear, Alison watched as it rotated through ninety degrees, whereupon the door started to open, pushed from without. Alison leapt to her feet and charged against the door, shutting it again and holding the handle firmly in place. It tried to turn underneath her fingers, but her grip was tight and she successfully resisted the attempt.
But how long could she stay here? She realised she needed something to brace the door with, and cast her eyes about the room. There did not seem to be anything that would serve the purpose, but then, what was the point in barricading herself in here? There was no phone in this room, unfortunately, so she could not even call for the emergency services.
Her gaze lit upon her stomach, and a cold sweat broke out upon her brow as she noticed her abdomen was bulging as if she were five or six months along. This was no good - in another half-hour she would be giving birth to another poo-baby, and then what would she do?
Leaning over as far as she could without letting go of the door handle, she turned the computer monitor so that it was facing her. Pulling the keyboard towards her, she managed to reach the Page Up and Page Down keys, which she used to continue searching through the document.
Twenty minutes later, something that sounded pretty large was hurling itself against the study door with a loud THUD, THUD sound. The handle quickly turned beneath her grasp and she yelped, but she managed to keep it under her control. Continuing through the translations, she suddenly came across what she was looking for: a cancellation spell. Reading through it carefully, she worked out what she needed to do and memorised the strange Old English words.
Now it was time to make a dash for the kitchen. She took a deep breath, then pulled open the study door and ran out on to the landing, straight into the waiting arms of her hour-old poo-child, which was now more than six feet tall and built like a heavyweight boxer. She screamed as it wrapped its arms around her, pulling her against its foul, squishy body. Her naked breasts pressed into its stomach, sinking deep into the soft poo. Her pregnant bulge did likewise, then slid up the creature's torso as it lifted Alison bodily off the ground.
She screamed again and began kicking at it, but although her toes sank a couple of inches into the monster's legs with each blow, it did not appear to feel any pain. It carried her through into her bedroom and threw her down on to her bed. Before she had time to roll out from under it, it had lowered itself on top of her, pinning her down so she could not move. In the illumination of her bedside light, she watched in horror as its moist, knobbly, evil-smelling face approached hers with a sickening inevitability. Its mouth opened and a long, brown tongue snaked out, seeking her lips.
Eyes wide with terror, Alison kept her lips firmly shut, but the creature's tongue merely began to lick all over her face, coating her cheeks, nose, forehead, chin and eyelids with sticky wet poo. In doing so, perhaps inadvertently, it pushed some poo up into both of her nostrils, so that she could not breathe. She was forced to open her mouth to take a gulp of air, and in that moment the disgusting long tongue of poo slid into her mouth and began to wrestle with her own tongue in a vile French kiss.
She exhaled sharply through her nose, blasting her nostrils free of poo, and began to hyperventilate as her brain refused to acknowledge what was happening to her. She felt the monster's tongue probe the back of her throat, causing her to gag, but she managed to hold her supper down as the immensely long tongue snaked down her oesophagus towards her stomach.
A moment later she experienced her first contraction. The creature apparently felt it, too, for it withdrew its tongue and got up on to its knees, straddling her. Alison tried to get up, but it dispassionately shoved her back down. Turning around so that it had its back to her face, it sat heavily on her chest and bent down to have a look at her pussy. It pulled her legs apart, and Alison beat upon its lower back with her fists, to no avail.
Another contraction came, and she began to strain to force the new poo-baby out. The huge monster sitting astride her began to massage her pussy, sliding its squishy hands up and down over her clit and labia. This caused her to shudder with revulsion, but it seemed to help a little with the pain.
With the next contraction the new poo-baby emerged, inch by inch, until the adult monster could get hold of it. The huge creature pulled it out and turned around with a great beam upon its brown face, showing Alison the little version of itself that she had just given birth to. She turned away, tears pouring down her cheeks.
The monster set the infant down on the bed next to him, then it lay back down on top of Alison, who was still on her back with her legs spread. She was trying to ignore what was happening, to think of something else, but this became impossible when she felt something new enter her abused vagina. Looking up with a shocked expression into the smiling face of the adult creature on top of her, she realised it had just inserted a large, faecal penis into her. It began to thrust, pumping its hard member in and out of her cunt, while its open mouth drooled liquid poo on to her face. She turned her face to one side and spat in disgust.
As the disgusting beast fucked her with what was in fact simply a very firm poo, Alison tried to work out what had gone wrong with her spells. The first one she had cast, she recalled, had been to relieve her constipation. This had apparently worked. So what had gone wrong? Were these ghastly events all side-effects of that spell? It seemed hard to believe.
The second spell had been supposed to grant her wristwatch the ability to move of its own accord. Had this one, perhaps, backfired? Had the spell been cast not on her watch but on the poo inside her? But why should this be the case? Alison had no idea about this, but it was looking likely that this is what had happened.
Another of her spells caused objects to replicate themselves. Again, this fit the profile. Yet another spell, cast on the photo of her beloved Vince, was supposed to make him lust after her. And again, this spell had apparently been cast on her poo. But why? What had she done wrong?
Her thoughts were interrupted by a sudden increase in the pace of the monster's thrusting. Its body trembled and its hands gripped her shoulders tightly. She felt a surge of warm diarrhoea flood up into her cunt and, though she did not know it, into her womb, where a dozen or so tiny new poo-embryos began to grow at an exponential rate.
The monster had now grabbed her wrists and pushed them up to the headboard, where Alison's second poo-child was waiting with a pair of her stockings. It began to inexpertly tie her left wrist to one of the vertical wooden bars, and Alison, once she realised this, began to struggle with renewed vigour. The adult monster held her fast, however, and within ten minutes the task was complete: Alison was securely tied and would not be able to free herself without help. And help was a very long way away.
The adult monster, now a good seven feet in height, pushed Alison's knees up against her chest and began to shove its penis, which had recovered its hardness, into her anus. She cried out in pain and horror, but there was nothing she could do, and soon the monster's penis was buried deep inside her, thrusting back and forth and seemingly growing larger all the time.
For a good half hour the monster fucked Alison's rectum, and she could do nothing but watch helplessly while her second child grew larger and larger. By the time the adult had pumped a couple of pints of diarrhoea into her bowels, the child was approaching four feet in height and its erect penis was obviously troubling it. As soon as its big brother pulled out of Alison's anus amid a torrent of liquid poo, it positioned itself between her legs and hammered its erection into her cunt. As Alison glanced down to look at it despite herself, she noticed with a numb feeling of self-loathing that her belly was back to its maximum bulging size.
But it did not stop there, and she was far from ready to give birth. As Offspring Number Two had its way with her over the next fifteen minutes, Alison's belly grew to unheard-of proportions, exceeding football-size, then basketball-size, and finally approaching beachball-size as her faecal rapist shot his load into her. She felt certain she must be about to explode, when her first contraction suddenly hit and she began to strain hard in an attempt to give birth.
Over the next half hour, she gave birth to one after another of her first poo-child's own children, popping one out every minute or so. By the time she had finished, her second offspring was as large as the first, and the first of the new batch was already half-grown and ready for its first fuck, which the adults generously allowed it.
And now her bowels were full again, and a two-foot-long snake of a poo slithered out of her anus. She was completely unable to prevent it from entering her cunt, and so it took up residence within her womb alongside the growing embryos of her second child.
From then on Alison was being screwed constantly by a never-ending succession of poo monsters. An hour later, her room was so crowded that some of the monsters had to go out and wait on the landing for their turn. By that time she was also giving birth again, to a whole new batch. Frustrated that they could not screw her while she was giving birth, several of the adults stood around her and masturbated until they showered her body with copious quantities of diarrhoea. Her hair was soaked in the stuff, her body covered in it, and still she was popping out more baby monsters who would soon add to her torment. She wanted to die.

At five-thirty in the morning, when she had just given birth to her forty-ninth poo-child - the last of the latest batch - an exhausted Alison was surprised to find her hands being untied. She sat up and began to rub her wrists, but powerful arms told hold of her and she was lifted and carried out of the room. Cradled in the arms of a seven-foot poo monster, she was as helpless as ever, but she struggled nonetheless as she was taken downstairs to the front door, which was being held open by one of the monsters.
It was light outside by now, but still quiet. A cool breeze caressed Alison's naked body as she was taken outside and around to the back of the house. Seizing her chance to attract the attention of her huge-breasted next-door neighbour, Karen, she opened her mouth and screamed, but a quick slap of a squishy brown hand over her mouth silenced her.
She was passed over the fence to a waiting monster, who then held her impaled her on his penis and fucked her while, one by one, all the monsters climbed over the fence. Seeing the filthy mess they were all leaving behind them, Alison was cheered by the thought that at least her brother would be able to track her, if she remained a captive until he got back. Then, once the awful beast holding her had filled her womb with more diarrhoea, she was carted off again, and it seemed the monsters were heading for the farmland at the edge of the town. This worried Alison - if the creatures managed to get her out into the countryside, it would be much easier for them to remain undetected, and to keep hold of her. She could not allow that to happen.
Five minutes later, as she was being passed over a brick wall, Alison judged she now had as good an opportunity for escape as she was likely to get. She kicked desperately and managed to free her leg just as the monster behind her let go of her arms. Now straddling the brick wall, she jumped up and started running along it, overjoyed to be free yet terribly fearful of being recaptured. She dropped down into a well-tended garden, stumbled, then recovered herself and continued running. A couple of thuds behind her told her that her pursuers were not far away.
Increasing her pace to a sprint, the naked, poo-covered girl vaulted a wooden gate and dashed out into the road, where she turned and ran for her life. A glance behind her confirmed her fears - the nearest monsters were less than twenty yards away and gaining on her, leaving messy brown footprints as they ran.
She ducked suddenly into a narrow alley, hoping to find a ladder that she could climb - she fancied she was probably more agile than they, and decided her best chance of escaping would be to choose routes that the monsters would find difficult, given their rather unique anatomical characteristics.
But the alley contained no ladders that she could see, only a number of doorways that she dared not try for fear they should lead into rooms with no other exits. On her left she spotted another alley, and she darted into it, hoping the monsters had not yet turned the last corner and would now lose her.
The alley, however, proved to be a dead end, and her heart sank. But then she noticed a manhole cover set into the concrete floor, and she quickly ran over to it and struggled to pull it open. It was heavy, but she managed to lift it and push it to one side of the hole. Peering down, she saw a ladder that led downward into the darkness. She swung her legs into the manhole and began to descend.
As her head reached the level of the ground, she tried to grab the manhole cover and pull it across the hole. But at that moment she heard the wet thudding of the monsters' feet, and saw them charging down the alley towards her. With a shriek, she abandoned the cover and quickly climbed down the ladder until she reached the bottom, twenty feet or so below. She found herself in cold, ankle-deep water, but it was so dark she could not see what kind of tunnel she was in or where the exits led.
Feeling around with her hands, she began to blunder blindly along the tunnel, wishing she had a torch. The squeaks of rats sent a chill running down her spine, but she bravely continued as quickly as she could. Splashing sounds behind her indicated that the monsters were still following, and she started running more quickly even though she knew she might at any moment hit something hard that would give her a nasty injury at this speed.
A step downwards caused her to trip and fall, but she splashed into the shallow water without any harm. Getting up, she realised she was at a junction, and turned left. Feeling along the wall for a ladder, she ran a little more cautiously, until she came to a point where the wall seemed to stop.
Further tactile investigation revealed she had come to an alcove in the wall, and this gave her an idea. Squeezing herself into the alcove, she kept very still in the hope that the creatures would pass by and not notice her. Hardly daring to breathe, she tried to ignore the rats running over her feet. One of them gave her ankle a nip and she fought down a yelp, then kicked the animal out into the tunnel. Placing her hands on her belly, she realised she was extremely pregnant again.
Then the first of the monsters came running past, closely followed by several others. After a short interval, some more arrived, jogging more slowly, and behind these were others that were walking, feeling their way along the walls. Alison, crouching down in her hiding place, prayed that she would not be discovered.
And, somehow, she was not. When she judged that about fifty monsters had passed by her, she tiptoed out of her alcove and began to retrace her steps. This proved to be difficult. Her belly was now bigger than a basketball and extremely heavy - she could manage only a slow walking pace and had to stop and rest every few minutes. All the time, of course, she was getting even bigger, and fifteen minutes later, at which point she judged she was truly lost, she sank to the floor under the weight of a beachball-sized bulge.
A contraction came upon her and she cried out involuntarily. A moment later the first poo-baby of the new brood began to emerge. She lay on her back and feebly tried to ward off the rats that scrambled over her body, nipping at her breasts, her arms, her legs and her torso, while she strained to expel the grotesque life-forms she had created.
Twenty minutes later, when the forty-nine adult poo monsters found her, she was still giving birth. In their tiny little minds they rejoiced. They had found their mother-goddess, and she in turn had found them a new home, one in which they were unlikely to be discovered, where they could hide out and multiply, filling the vast city sewer system with hundreds of their kind, all born to this beautiful woman who lay before them. Once she had finished giving birth to the latest brood, all fifty adults would take it in turns to fuck both her cunt and her anus, and after that, the new arrivals would be big enough to do the same. And by then this wonderful woman would be ready to give birth again. And again. And again…

THE END

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Swimming pool toilet experience, and my sister in law.

This might be my last post for a while, unless the webmaster comes up with a solution to allow posts via the UK Virgin internet network. It's really frustrating being able to read, but not post. 

For Yan..... 

You obviously enjoyed my stories...you are about the same age now as I was then, and it's probably the only time of your life when you might find same sex toilet experiences interesting and exciting, so make the best of it...it gets more interesting though when you are older if you get the chance to listen to, or watch girls use the toilet. If you want to have the best chance of hearing someone else doing a poo, I found that 9-half 9 in the mornings was a good time...quite a lot of boys in my age group seemed to need to go at that time. 
There was only about one more swimming pool toilet experience that sticks in my mind, it was round about the same time. I decided I'd go on my own one day do swim some lengths. I had been a bit constipated, and felt uncomfortable, so I decided to go and sit on the toilet before getting in the pool. All 3 cubicles were empty, so I took the middle one, took my shorts off, and sat down. I strained a little, and managed to pass a few small hard lumps of poo...it was quite an effort. I'd been sitting there a few minutes, when I heard someone running up to the toilets, and the door to my left slammed shut. Almost immediately, I heard PLOP-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP about 6 quite heavy plops in quick succession......I peeped under the cubicle, and could just see a pair of very wet feet, about my size, with a pair of green shorts above them.....obviously someone who had been in the water, and had a desperate urge brought on my the exercise...He started wiping, and had finished and flushed, all in probably less than 2 minutes....I was surprised that anyone could know there was no more poo waiting to come out...I often do some more, even after I think I've finished. Again, I was really jealous that someone could poo so easily when I always had a struggle......That really is all that I can remember about swimming pool toilet experiences. I'm still quite happy to have a poo at the pool, but prefer it if no one is next to me nowadays... 

Now, for something in more recent years, I have a lovely sister in law called Sandra...petite, thick shoulder length red hair, pretty face,wears glasses, about 5'2" and very open about her toilet habits, much to the disgust of her eldest sister...my wife, who is very uptight about such things. Sandra is a bit anal...no pun intended... about having a poo....she often goes about 3 times a day...she says if she feels the slightest sensation in her bottom, that she has to go and get rid of it. She will actually say that she is going for a poo... so needless to say, I have heard her doing a poo when she has stayed, or visited our house, also heard her at very close quarters when we all had a canal boat holiday and caravan holidays together, but the best one, was when we stayed at her house. It was a few years ago, when she was about 40....we were all working on a local 1940s weekend...our sons were camping on the exhibition field with their uncle, and I, my wife and daughter were staying with Sandra for the night. I decided to sleep on the sofa downstairs, my wife and Sandra, sharing the main bedroom so they could talk about whatever sisters talk about. The flush on the upstairs loo was broken at the time, and in the morning, I heard Sandra tell my wife that she had to use the downstairs toilet as she needed to poo. Sandra came down, wearing nothing but a very short night dress...have to say she's a real hottie :) We chatted a bit, before she said 'I have to poo' and went in to the downstairs loo and locked the door. I tiptoed to the door which was dead opposite the kitchen door, so it wouldn't look odd if someone else came down....I was just on my way to put the kettle on......anyway...I heard Sandra start to release a very long, hissy wee. it was very quiet in the house, so I could hear everything. After she had finished dribbling, all was quiet for a minute, then I heard her start to grunt softly...nnnnffff.....nnnfff Plop..plop...plop...plop.....nnnffff...plop.plop....MMMnnnfff KERPLOPPPPPP.......plop.plop.plop........she had obviously had a very satisfying poo, starting with little hard lumps, before passing a big heavy log. I thought she would start to wipe, but instead, she was very quiet....after a couple of minutes, I heard nnnfff.....and she did a small wee.....closely followed by SSSSSSPLAAAARTTTTT!!! pliplopploplopplopliplipplop....she obviously had still felt full and needed to wait awhile for a semi liquid poo to work it's way through her system. At his point I heard her whisper to herself 'that's better' and she started to pull paper off and wipe herself. She wiped about 6 times, and flushed. I expected her to wash her hands and come out then, but was surprised to hear her pull more paper off and wipe about 6 more times...she must have got quite sticky...before flushing again. 
I settled back on the sofa...she came out, and smiled at me. I said I was glad she wasn't any longer, as I needed to go. she said I might want to wait, as she'd left a strong smell...well....she wouldn't realise that suited me fine. I went in to the loo, and locked the door....there was a nice strong healthy smell of Sandra's poo, and just a few browny/yellow poo streaks in the bottom of the pan. I sat down on the nice warm seat...she'd been on it for 10 minutes, and had a really satisfying poo myself, and made the best of the moment in another way, thinking how lucky I was to be able to go straight after my lovely sister in law.... 
I'll tell about some of my experiences at work another time....and the poo I heard my youngest sister in law take on a caravan toilet last year. 


Crystal 

What come in will come out

Well Steven A it's my diet and I don't like to wait for long periods to poop, basically I'm a almost vegetarian just eat some meat, Thanks Brandon T 


Tinfoil Hat

To Anatomy Student, first fact details

Wow. That's impressive for sure. I wonder what that special diet could be, having tried nearly any combination of fiber increments in varying quantities to no extreme results, never holding it in on purpose of course (not willing to risk ending with an impaction or with constipation issues). Abnormal amounts of roughage and protein together, perhaps? 
Not everyone comes with such hi cap bowels, anyway. 


Bianca 

Dolls That Poop

Hi everyone, 
I'd like to know if any of you as a child played with a doll that pooped, or peed. I'm an adult, but I still enjoy dolls. Currently, I have a talking baby alive one that can poop, or pee. I used the diapers she came with, so she hasn't wet in awhile. She has a tube that runs from the back of her mouth to her butt, so the poop, and pee can feel real (the doll comes with food packets you mix with water). My favorite phrase is "I love you mommy!". This is one of her shut off comments, not one that is heard periodically while she's on. I also had a pee-only doll a year ago that cried when water touched a sensor somewhere around his pee-pee area (yes, it had a boy's pee-pee

Yan
#George: tell more swimming pool stories. I am 12. I cannot wait until I try a public pool in the United States.

Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Althea as always another great story it sounds like you and Camille both had really good poops that day and I look forward to your next post thanks. 

To: Linda I bet once you got that monster out you felt a ton better. 

To: THE CURIOUS SKIDMARK GAL as always another great story it sounds like you really had to go bad and alot to and i bet you felt pretty good afterwards to and I look forward to your next post thanks. 

To: Thirty Something Female great story as always. 

To: Big Girl great fart story. 

To: Bianca great pooping story. 

Well thats all for now. 

Sincerly Brandon T 

PS. I love this site 


JOHN

Close Encounters

Tth reason for this post title is that I dedicate it to Megan. In your case hun it was "Close Encounters of the Turd Kind" bearing in mind the dodgy locks you encountered! I must say again its good to have you back because you always tell it well. 

As for me my turds have taken on a different stance these past couple of days; the usual couple or three logs but of the tarry consistency which means that the clean up is actually taking more than the production! And my diet hasn't changed. Any comments would be welcome guys! 

Love each and everyone of you on this forum. John b 


Saturday, March 22, 2014

George

2nd poo in swimming pool toilet.

Hello Again. 

Thought I would post this while I can still access the site. It was round about the same time as my previous post, but during the school holiday. I had decided to go swimming one morning with a couple of friends, Lee and Keith. It was still at the time when I was constipated as well, and I had taken a couple of Senokot laxatives the night before. For anyone who doesn't know, this is a natural laxative, that doesn't bulk up poo, but makes it very soft, it also can cause quite bad belly cramps. Well..I tried to go poo that morning before I went out, but no luck..so I set offto meet my friends.....Lee said he nearly didn't come, as he'd had really bad diarrhoea that morning...lucky him I though...at least he'd had a good clearout...anyway..as we got nearer to the swimming pool, my belly started to cramp, and I wanted to fart, but I knew there was a poo on it's way. Anyway, we got there, changed, and handed our baskets of clothes in to the attendant, in the days before lockers...a bit embarrassed, I told my friends to go on ahead, as I needed to sit on the toilet and I'd got bad belly ache. Lee laughed, saying I know how you feel.Out of the 3 cubicles, the middle and left were vacant, the third being in use, so I went in the left one. Things were getting a bit urgent, and I knew I'd poo a lot, so to make sure I was really comfortable, I took my shorts right off and hung them on the door lock. 
I sat down, and leaned back slightly, my legs wide open, and just relaxed. A few drops of liquid poo came out of my bum, followed by a few small lumps, then a massive explosion of runny poo, that when I looked, had coated the front of the toilet pan above the water. I felt instant relief, but my belly still hurt. I changed my position to leaning forward, hands and forearms pressing my belly, and feet tucked sort of towards the back of toilet pan. 
While I was trying to poo some more, there was the noise of a small group of boys who were talking excitedly, and stopped near the toilets. I heard one say don't wait, I have to go No.2. the others were taking the mick out of him, but went anyway, and the one needing the loo came in to the cubicle next to mine. I was a little surprised to see a pair of shorts almost come under the partition...he had obviously decided like me to take them off, but had thrown them on the floor. I heard him sit down heavily. 
Straighaway came the sound of..PLOP.....PLOP......plop..plop..plop...plop.....then a long pause...then plip.plop.plop.plop.plop.plopplipplipplop..I heard him sigh with relief....he must have been pretty desperate to poo..... and start pulling paper off the roll. 
He seemed to be messing about during wiping....it must have been 6-8 times with a long pause between each wipe. In the meantime, I had wiped, and wanted to get out before my neighbour, as I had made quite a smell, and felt a bit embarrassed about being seen. I flushed and opened the door to then go and wash my hands. I was a bit put out to find my neighbour had decided to open his door, and come out at exactly the same time, and without flushing.....he was a small blond haired boy, about a year younger than me. I got the feeling he was curious to see who was doing a poo next to him. I was even more surprised to see him hare straight off to the pool without washing his hands.... 
I had washed my hands, when my belly suddenly cramped again, and I knew something wet wanted to leave my bum pretty damn quick.....I ran back to the toilets, and was dismayed to find only the one that my young neighbour had used was vacant. I slammed the door shut and slid the bolt, and was shocked to see what my neighbour had done.....he had as I guessed produced a bulky poo...a couple of biggish, smooth light brown logs, probably about 8 inches long, and an inch diameter, some smaller 'sausages' and some small fluffy lumps, but the crazy thing was that he had laid the used toilet paper all around the pan above the water, so his poo was clear to see. I was about to flush, but was about to explode, so just pulled my shorts down, squatted, and released a small, gassy diarrhoea explosion, most of which went all over the used toilet paper.....There was only a mild, healthy poo aroma left, by the other boy, and I sat there for a further few minutes releasing a little more diarrhoea. Finally, I wiped a few times, and out of character for me, did just the same as he did with my toilet paper, and didn't flush...for some reason, it felt good having a poo on top of someone elses...and leaving our joint effort for someone else to see....Pleased to say I grew out of doing such things....Hope some of you found this interesting or amusing....If I get chance, I'll write about my experiences with hearing ladies toilet activities in unisex or individual toilets at work in later life.... 


Wiping [to Kennady]

I have been keeping count of my bowel movements for some years now, including the number of wipes I use. A wipe is a pad of three or four sheets of toilet paper folded into a single square. Once having pooped, I make as effective a pass as I can to get as much remaining poop as possible off my anus; then I refold that pad and make another pass, getting (I hope) much less poop the second pass. That constitutes my first wipe, which I drop into the toilet, generally as far forward as possible so I can still see my movement when I stand up. Then I take a second pad of 3 or 4 sheets and repeat the process: two passes over my anus, with the paper folded for the second one; that's the second wipe. Most of my movements require 3 wipes, or 6 passes with toilet paper; for the last pass, I apply a small dab of Noxzema or similar cleansing cream on the paper and use that to clean my anus and my anal canal (that way I can also feel up into the lowest portion of my rectum to see if I have emptied it well). So: 3 wipes, 6 passes of paper across my anus; that usually gets it reasonably clean, though of course to get it really clean requires a shower. 

Monday, February 10, 2014

Plane Crash




by Arthur Saxon
meganeura@hotmail.com


“Ugh,” said Daisy Peterson, rubbing her abdomen as she and her husband boarded the plane that would shortly take them across the country to Los Angeles. “I'm beginning to think that burrito was a bad idea.”

“Are you not feeling well?” asked Alan in concern.

“I'll be all right,” said Daisy with a slightly forced smile. “I really need to use the toilet though. Can I do that before take-off, do you think?”

“I'm not sure,” replied Alan. “You should ask one of the flight attendants.”

Daisy chewed at her lip anxiously. “We might be taking off pretty soon. I'd hate to hold everyone up. Perhaps I'll just wait until we're in the air.”

“Probably best,” agreed Alan.

But after sitting in her seat for fifteen minutes, with the discomfort in her stomach and bowels growing by the moment, Daisy finally decided that she simply had to go to the toilet. As she unfastened her seatbelt, however, she heard a flight attendant's amplified voice announcing preparations for take-off. The plane began to move, and the safety presentation began.

Five minutes later, they had reached the end of the runway, but two other planes were waiting ahead. As more minutes ticked by, Daisy became increasingly desperate. She kept hoping that one of the flight attendants would walk by so that she could ask if it would be possible to use the toilet, but it seemed that the attendants were all in their seats.

After what felt like an eternity to Daisy, the plane finally turned on to the runway, started to pick up speed, and took off. Daisy, her buttocks slippery with sweat inside her panties, began to get a cramp from clenching so hard and for so long, and instead tried pressing her anus against the seat in order to prevent her poo from coming out. Immediately she felt her anal sphincter expanding wide as a thick column of poo tried to force its way out into her panties, but it was soon stopped by the seat. As more pressure built up from behind, the head of the turd flattened and spread out, further expanding Daisy's anus until it was a painful two inches in diameter.

As the plane levelled off and the seatbelt sign was turned off, Alan turned to his wife and said, “Now's your chance, honey.”

But Daisy did not move; indeed, she could not. “It's too late!” she whispered frantically. “Only the seat is holding it in place. If I get up, it's all going to come out!”

“Jeez!” replied Alan in alarm. “Well, you're going to have to get up eventually – might as well make it sooner rather than later.”

“But we're going to be in the air for two hours!” said Daisy. “If I'm going to embarrass myself, I'd rather it were at the end of the flight rather than at the beginning.”

“Are you going to be comfortable sitting there for the next two hours?” asked Alan pointedly.

“No,” Daisy admitted. “This is torture, pretty much.”

“Then for heaven's sake just bite the bullet and go!” said Alan.

But Daisy stubbornly remained in her seat for the next ten minutes, while the pressure in her bowels grew and she became still more uncomfortable. Eventually, gasping in pain, she said, “It's no good! I can't bear it any more! I have to let it out!”

“Hallelujah!” said Alan, unbuckling his seatbelt as he prepared to get up. But at that moment the plane lurched, and the seatbelt sign came back on.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” came a voice over the speaker, as the plane continued to bounce around in a rather unsettling manner. “We are encountering some turbulence, and it could last for a few minutes. Please remain in your seats until we are through it.”

“Oh God!” exclaimed Daisy, aghast. “I can't stay in my seat a moment longer! I just HAVE to get to the toilet!”

“Well you can't right now,” said Alan firmly. “And we can't even ask for special consideration – the flight attendants have all gone to their seats.”

“Then summon one!” said Daisy desperately. “I'm about to explode here!”

Alan sighed, and pressed the button to summon an attendant. A moment later, a disgruntled-looking uniformed man came staggering down the aisle. A badge on his lapel bore the name Gary. “Yes?” he said.

“My wife needs to use the toilet urgently,” said Alan.

“She'll have to wait,” snapped Gary.

“I don't think that's possible,” said Alan. “Look at her – she's about to have an accident!”

The attendant stared unsympathetically at Daisy, who was now doubled over and whimpering. “She should have gone before we hit the turbulence,” he said. “She had plenty of time to do so. Now she'll just have to wait a couple more minutes. If she has an accident in the meantime, frankly, it's her own fault.” And with that, he turned and weaved his way erratically back towards his seat.

Daisy straightened up, now very red in the face. “I have to let it out, Alan!” she sobbed. “I'm sorry!”

“I know,” said Alan understandingly. He looked around unhappily at the other passengers, then he turned back and said, “Go for it. We'll just deal with the consequences afterwards.”

“Oh thank you!” said Daisy, glad to have her husband's support. She lifted her bottom off the seat, and relaxed.

But there was no sudden rush of poo from her anus, as she had expected. Surprised, she strained hard, trying to force her poo out, but still it would not come. It occurred to her that perhaps she had held it in for so long that it had become compressed into a dense, solid mass which was too big to pass through her anus, and she groaned in pain and misery.

“It's not coming!” she wailed. “I've waited too long and it's too big!”

“Oh no!” said Alan. “Can you try a different position?”

“Not without removing my seatbelt!” replied Daisy.

“Then remove it!” said Alan. “It's not like they'll be coming around to check while the turbulence is still happening.”

Daisy hurriedly uncoupled her seatbelt, then she stood up and lifted her feet up on to the seat, squatting as she bore down again. But in this position, her tight denim shorts were pressing against her bottom and allowing no room for the expulsion of poo. “I need to take my shorts off!” she muttered, fumbling at the button on her waistband.

“Oh goodness,” said Alan nervously as he watched her unzipping and then pulling down her shorts. He glanced across the aisle and smiled apologetically at a middle-aged couple, who were staring at Daisy in puzzlement and disapproval.

Having stepped out of her shorts, Daisy climbed back on to her seat, squatted, and strained again. But even with no shorts, and pushing as hard as she could, she could not expel the monstrous poo lodged in her rectum. “Ohhh!” she fretted, desperate for a release from the pressure in her bowels. Heedless of the scene she was causing – for now several faces were turned in her direction – she turned to face the window and lifted her bottom up until it was almost on the same level as Alan's head.

“Grrrrrrnnnnnhhhhhhh!!!!” she grunted, squeezing her buttocks together in an attempt to squish her poo and force it through her distended anus. To her great relief, she felt the behemoth start to move, and as its thick head began to slide out into her panties, she could not help gasping excitedly, “It's coming, it's coming!”

Alan recoiled with a shudder as Daisy's white cotton panties, just inches from his face, rapidly tented outwards. Six, eight, ten inches of her turd slid slowly out of her rectum, and the elastic seams of her panties pulled away from her skin, so that he could actually see inside and observe the brown lumpy pole extruding from between her buttocks.

Then the thick turd slowly bent to one side, and folded as Daisy forced more and more poo into her panties. The tent became a knobbly bulge which continued to expand unevenly, growing to the size of a large grapefruit, and then to the size of an average-sized melon as its edges began to push past the leg-bands of her panties.

“Whew!” exclaimed Daisy, as she pushed out the last of her poo. “God, I feel so much better!” But as her anus slowly closed up and she recovered from her exertions, the enormity of her outrageous deed began to sink in. “Oh God,” she muttered, turning around to see at least a dozen shocked faces staring at her. Feeling suddenly mortified beyond words, she quickly sat down, only to catch herself with her elbows as her poo started to squish beneath her. “Ugh, is there an awful lot?” she whispered to Alan, her cheeks now bright red with embarrassment rather than from effort.

“It's huge,” admitted Alan, nodding. “You probably shouldn't put your weight on it.”

The turbulence had subsided by now, and Gary was making his way back down the aisle towards them. “You can go to the toilet now...” he began, but then he frowned as he sniffed the air. “Oh ... My ... God!” he exclaimed. “You really had an accident, didn't you?”

“Yes!” said Daisy, getting up from her seat.

But as Gary saw her bulging panties, with no clothing covering them, he stared at her, aghast. “You can't go marching down the aisle like that!” he said.

“Well what am I supposed to do?” inquired Daisy peevishly. “It's not like I can put my shorts back on while I'm like this!”

“Wait here,” said Gary. “I need a second opinion.”

He disappeared down the aisle, and returned a moment later with an older, female flight attendant whose name, according to her badge, was Shirley. She took one look at Daisy's panties, and practically retched.

“Oh my God, that's so gross!” she exclaimed. “Gary, throw a blanket around her and take her to the toilet, will you?”

Gary wrinkled his nose. “But look how much poo there is! Won't it block up the toilet?”

“Of course not, Gary,” she said. “The suction is plenty powerful enough even for ... that much.”

“All right then,” grumbled Gary.

Other passengers were by this time starting to complain quite loudly about the smell. Gary attempted to pacify them as he fetched a blanket for Daisy. “I know it's disgusting,” he said to one particularly vocal woman. “We're dealing with the situation as fast as we can.”

He brought a blanket back to where Daisy was standing, embarrassed, with her hands clasped modestly in front of her panties. She was facing into the aisle, with her panty-bulge pointing toward the window seat where her husband was sitting, but since she was standing in the aisle, her accident could still be seen by several other passengers. She took the blanket gratefully and wrapped it around her waist.

At that moment the plane lurched, and Shirley and Gary looked at each other. There was a 'bing' as the seatbelt lights came back on. “Oh dear,” said Gary to Daisy, with a slight smirk. “Please take your seat, ma'am. We appear to have hit more turbulence.”

“But I can't sit down like this!” said Daisy anxiously.

“I'm afraid you'll have to,” said Shirley, staggering slightly as the plane lurched again. “And fasten your seatbelt!”

Alan smiled sympathetically as Daisy sat down with an unhappy grimace. “Bad luck,” he said.

Daisy shuddered at the sensation of her buttocks and pussy squishing into her warm poo. She fastened her seatbelt, wrinkling her nose at the smell. “I'm so sorry about this, darling,” she muttered.

“Well at least the blanket will keep your seat from getting messy,” he said.

“Yes, but I'm sure half my poo has probably been forced out of my panties,” said Daisy. “When I get up again, I dread to think what will happen!”

“Oh dear!” said Alan in concern. “Well the turbulence may not last long; perhaps we should figure out what you're going to do when they let you go to the toilet.”

Daisy sighed. “Yes, I suppose I should check out the damage...” She unwrapped the blanket from around her thighs, untucked it at her waist, and opened it up to see what was going on with the poo in her panties. She was quite surprised to find that not very much of it had escaped.

“Hmm, not as bad as I'd expected,” she said.

The plane was now bouncing around quite severely with the worst bit of turbulence yet. Nearby, somebody threw up into a paper bag.

Then something more alarming happened: the noise of the plane changed its tone. “What the heck was that?” Alan wondered nervously aloud.

The captain's voice came over the loudspeaker. “Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing some technical difficulties resulting from the heavy turbulence. Nothing to worry about, but we may need to divert the plane to another airport. I will keep you all posted, and I apologise for the inconvenience.”

“Divert?” exclaimed Alan in dismay. “To where, for heaven's sake?”

“I think that's the least of our worries,” said Daisy anxiously. “I think we just lost one of our engines ... and this plane only has two!”

The plane seemed to be losing altitude as the captain's voice came back on. “Sorry about this, folks – we're going to be landing shortly at Santa Rosa airport. Not where any of us wanted to be, I know, but it's a necessary safety precaution.”

Many of the passengers were looking quite distressed by this point. But as the plane continued to descend, there were no further disturbing sounds, and the turbulence had abated almost completely.

Daisy and Alan watched the ground getting steadily nearer. Then the pilot announced, “Folks, our landing could be a little bumpy. As a safety precaution, please adopt a brace-for-impact position. Place your right hand on top of the seat in front of you, and grasp your right wrist with your left hand. Lean forward with your head in the cradle thus formed by your arms, resting against the seat in front of you...”

As he continued to give instructions, Daisy turned wide eyes toward her husband. “He wants us to get in the crash position!” she whispered frantically. “Oh my God!”

“I'm sure it's just standard procedure in the event of a forced landing,” said Alan, but he himself felt very uneasy.

“I don't want to die with my panties full of poo!” Daisy exclaimed.

“Hush!” said Alan, glancing around. “Nobody's going to die.”

The plane began to roar and shake as the ground approached with worrying speed. Alan and Daisy, along with all of the other passengers around them, adopted their bracing positions as the cabin crew yelled, “Heads down! Stay down!”

With a sickeningly violent jolt, the plane hit the ground. Daisy found herself thrown out of her crash position, and hastily got back into it as an awful groaning sound tore through the cabin. The plane bounced around as if it were a toy being shaken by a dog, and Daisy clutched the seat in front of her for dear life.

Overhead compartments popped open, showering their contents on to the people below, but fortunately nothing heavy dropped on to Daisy. Alan fared less well: a green carry-on case crashed down on his back, but in truth he was so hyped-up on adrenalin and distracted by the unfolding catastrophe that he barely noticed.

The frightening motion began to settle down, gradually, but a new sound of tortured metal screamed into Daisy's ears. With her eyes tightly shut, she clenched her teeth and clung on, expecting at any moment to hear a huge explosion.

But the plane's shaking continued to settle down, and the horrible grinding noise diminished. Soon enough, Daisy realised that the plane had come to a halt. Trembling, she sat up and looked around.

“Are you okay?” asked Alan.

“Yes, I'm fine,” she replied, but she was interrupted by the pilot's voice.

“Well folks, that was quite a ride, wasn't it? As you may have guessed, we didn't quite make it to the runway before touching down, but I am happy to report that we are on it now. Emergency vehicles are on their way, but in the meantime, as a precaution, we'd like to evacuate the plane in a quick but orderly fashion. Please proceed to your nearest emergency exit. Do not, I repeat do NOT, take any baggage with you. Those passengers with exit responsibilities – this is your moment. Please open your exit doors as you were instructed at the beginning of the flight.”

“Come on,” said Alan, getting to his feet. “Let's get out of here!”

Daisy got up, hastily wrapping her blanket around herself and tucking it in at the waist. But as she and Alan scrambled for the exit, surrounded by a jostling crowd of fellow passengers, her blanket soon became untucked and was trampled underfoot. Leaving it behind, she held Alan's hand tightly as they reached the exit together. An inflatable ramp led down to the runway and she jumped, with only a moment's concern over whether she would leave a trail of smeared poo.

As it happened, she bounced on the ramp and rolled over on to her front, descending in a rather undignified manner with her legs akimbo and her poo-filled panties on prominent display. Not that anybody really noticed or cared at a time like this.

Getting to her feet at the bottom of the ramp, she stepped to one side and waited for Alan. Once he had joined her, they moved away from the plane which, Daisy was alarmed to see, was smoking. Her First Aider training kicking in, she looked around to see if anybody was in need of minor medical assistance.

But ambulances were already beginning to arrive with blaring sirens, along with fire trucks. “Are either of you hurt?” a passing paramedic asked them. When they shook their heads, he said, “Please keep well back from the plane, but don't go anywhere – we'll need to get your names so we can see who might be missing.”

It was a long wait, and Daisy, whose exposed panties still contained a large quantity of poo, was feeling very anxious to clean up and put some clothing on her bottom half.

“Holy shit, look at the plane!” exclaimed Alan.

The stricken aircraft had lost its undercarriage in the landing, and was resting flat on its belly. It looked otherwise intact, but thick smoke was pouring from one of the exit doors near the back. As Daisy watched, she also saw orange flames flickering within.

“Oh my God, I hope everyone's out!” she said.

Fire hoses had been deployed, and water started to be pumped into the plane. At this point Daisy and Alan, having provided their names, were asked by an airport worker to follow him to the terminal.

After a ten-minute walk, during which Daisy had to keep hiking up her panties to prevent them from falling down under the weight of poo inside, they reached the terminal and were asked to give a statement to the police.

“Do you think my wife could use the restroom first?” asked Alan politely once they had given their names and addresses to a female police officer.

“Of course!” said the officer. “Please do.”

But Daisy shrugged. “Alan, there's not much point in my cleaning up until I have something to change into.”

“Suit yourself,” said the officer. “If you could just follow me...”

She led then into a small interview room, where she recorded their accounts of the flight and crash-landing. When they emerged from the room, they found themselves surrounded by reporters and news crews.

“Oh my God!” cried Daisy, turning pale. She immediately and fervently hoped that the television cameras were filming her only from the waist up.

“Can you tell us what happened?” asked one of the reporters, ignoring Alan as she held a microphone up to Daisy's face.

“Um, yes,” she said, blushing with mortification. “It was the scariest experience of my life! It started out as just turbulence – nothing unusual...”

As she related her story (leaving out the part about her poo accident), she nervously noted that one cameraman was sidling around behind her. She saw the flash of his camera, and hoped desperately that he had not just photographed her poo-filled panties.

“And so we had to walk here to the terminal,” she finished. “Hopefully they've got the fire under control by now, but...”

There was a distant boom, and the windows shook. “Oh no, was that our plane?” she wailed, rushing towards the window to look out across the tarmac. The reporters and their cameras followed her, her bouncing panties captured on digital video by the local cable news network and two local newspapers. “Our luggage!” she exclaimed, watching flames and smoke enveloping the plane's fuselage.

“Come on Daisy, let's go,” urged Alan, acutely aware of how Daisy was going to look in the newspapers and on television, with her panties bulging and sagging heavily, and her buttocks encrusted with smeared poo. He wished her t-shirt were longer, at least, but it did not even reach the top of her panties.

Daisy sighed. “All right, but where? Can you find me something to change into?”

“I'm sure I can,” he replied.

“Could I have your attention please?” called out a well-dressed man from a few yards away. “On behalf of the airline I would like to apologise for the traumatic experience you have just undergone, and for the inconvenience of having your travel plans disrupted like this. We will be accommodating you in the local Ramada Inn, and a coach is currently outside waiting for you. “It will depart in about five minutes.”

“Oh crap,” grumbled Daisy. “That's not enough time to find and buy some clothes, not to mention clean up as well. I guess I'll be staying like this for a while yet.”

“At least you'll be able to clean up at the Ramada,” said Alan. “And I can run out and get you some fresh panties and some shorts.”

“Thanks,” said Daisy gratefully.

They headed outside with the other passengers, but were among the last to board the coach. As Daisy climbed on, the driver stared at her. “What happened to you?” he asked.

“Lost my shorts in the crash,” she replied curtly, and she turned to head down the aisle.

“Whoa, wait up there!” said the driver. “God, what a mess! And you stink! I'm not having you on my coach in that condition!”

“You're kidding, right?” said Alan angrily, as the last of their fellow passengers boarded and squeezed past him and Daisy, heading for the few remaining empty seats. “We've just been in a plane crash!”

“That doesn't mean I have to put up with shit on my seats!” said the driver. “Anyway it's a moot point – the coach is now at capacity. Sorry sir,” he said to a man who was searching in vain for an empty seat. “You'll have to get off too.”

“Damn it,” began Alan, but Daisy tugged his arm. “Let's just get off,” she said. “I'm sure we can find a taxi.”

“All right,” Alan muttered, disgruntled. He and Daisy stepped out of the coach, and looked around for a taxi. Spotting one, he started towards it, but his attention was caught by a trio of bikers who were apparently picking up a friend at the airport. As the friend climbed on to the back of one of the bikes, they all spotted Daisy approaching, and turned to stare at her.

“Nice bike,” said Alan conversationally to the nearest biker. “That's a '93 Dynaglide isn't it?”

“You know your bikes,” said the long-haired, long-bearded man.

“I love Harleys,” said Alan with a grin. “I have a Sportster at home, and my dad had a 1980 Wide Glide which he used to let me ride occasionally.”

“Nice,” said the biker, nodding. “So is this your wife? What happened to her clothes?”

“Our plane crashed,” said Alan cheerfully. “You may have heard the explosion.”

The biker stared at him.

“Seriously!” said Alan. “It'll be on the news later – they even interviewed us.” He recounted what had happened as the biker and his friends listened with their mouths increasingly agape.

“I was in the restroom when we were all ordered back to our seats,” chimed in Daisy. “Unfortunately I had a bit of an accident...”

“So how are you planning to get to L.A.?” asked the biker.

“Well they're putting us all up in the Ramada Inn for tonight – hopefully they're figuring out another plane for us for tomorrow,” said Alan.

“Do you need a ride to the Ramada?” asked the biker. “Least we can do for a stranded fellow biker.”

“Thank you!” said Alan gratefully. “That's very kind of you.”

“Name's Don,” said the biker. “This here's Luke, and that's Jerry and Chris. Climb aboard.”

“Um, Alan!” said Daisy nervously, tugging her husband's arm. “I'd rather get a taxi...”

“Do you think a cab driver will be any more likely than that coach driver to let you in his vehicle?” inquired Alan. “Come on – this'll be fun!”

Daisy climbed on to the seat behind Luke, and settled down into her poo once again. She put her arms around Luke's waist, holding tight to him as he set off. He leaned forward, and she leaned with him, further exposing her messy panties. She felt very vulnerable, and hoped the Ramada Inn was close by.

The three motorcycles roared off down the road, and for a few moments, as the wind whipped through her hair, Daisy thought she might actually enjoy this journey. After all, she had always enjoyed riding on the back of Alan's bike.

But then they stopped at a set of traffic lights, and Daisy found herself sandwiched between a minivan and a pickup truck. The former contained several kids, who excitedly laughed and stared and pointed at her panties. The driver of the truck soon noticed her, too, and he grinned at her as he lowered his window.

“Hey lady!” he guffawed. “Ride too scary for ya?”

He continued to tease and taunt her until Luke turned a ferocious stare on him. Then the lights changed, and they started off again.

At the next set of lights, Don turned his head and said to Alan, “Hey man, the truck stop where we're meeting our buddies is coming up – do you mind if we stop there first? Your wife could use the restroom there.”

“Um, sure!” said Alan. “I always enjoy a good biker gathering.”

Don pulled out ahead of his friends, and half a mile later signalled his intention to turn into the truck stop. All three bikes turned, and Daisy was highly alarmed to find herself in the midst of a throng of motorbikes and their riders.

“Why are we stopping here?” she asked Luke urgently.

Luke shrugged. “Ask Don – he led the way.”

Daisy dismounted and hurried over to Don's bike, where Alan had just dismounted. “Why are we here?” she asked her husband frantically.

“Sorry darling,” said Alan. “But this was apparently on the way to the Ramada, and Don wanted to stop here first. Anyway, perhaps you could use the restroom here.”

“But I still don't have anything to change into!” she snapped in annoyance.

“I'm really sorry,” said Alan, contrite. “I'll ask Don if we can get on the road again as quickly as possible.”

But soon he was distracted by a couple of classic bikes, and Daisy was being quizzed about her adventures by several amused bikers. Her story about the plane crash soon won them over, however, and she began to feel more at ease as she chatted with them.

“I'm so sorry about the smell,” she said. “There just hasn't been a chance to clean up yet. Don was going to take us to the hotel, but instead he pulled in here!”

“Typical man,” said a female biker who had introduced herself as Cindy. “Never thinking about the needs of us women.”

“Couldn't you clean up here?” asked her boyfriend, Ellis.

“Not unless you have a spare pair of panties and shorts for me to change into,” said Daisy. “I really just want to get to the hotel.”

“Understandable,” said Cindy. “Your husband seems pretty occupied, though – can I get you a drink? Iced tea or a cold beer, maybe?”

“Thank you!” said Daisy gratefully. “An iced tea sounds awesome.”

It was rather surreal, sipping iced tea with a bunch of bikers while wearing only a t-shirt, bra, sneakers, and poo-filled panties, but her companions made her feel welcome and she became increasingly comfortable in their presence.

Nevertheless, after forty-five minutes or so she was beginning to feel rather annoyed with Alan, who seemed to have disappeared. Excusing herself, she went into the diner to look for him, only to be chased out by a waitress offended by her outfit and odour.

Eventually she found Alan round the back of the diner, playing horseshoes with a group of the bikers. “Alan!” she exclaimed.

“Sorry darling,” he said sheepishly. “But here ... why don't you join us?”

Daisy was actually pretty good at horseshoes, and since she did not want to seem like a bad sport, she played for a while as the sun steadily sank toward the horizon.

“We should really get going,” she eventually said to Alan.

He nodded. “Hey Ryan,” he said, “Would you mind taking us to the Ramada now?”

“Sure!” said a red-haired biker. He and his friend Robbie led Alan and Daisy to a pair of bikes, and Daisy climbed on behind Robbie, while Alan rode with Ryan.

“Thanks guys!” said Alan, as the bikers dropped them off outside the hotel. “Come on Daisy, let's check in.”

“I didn't see any shops nearby,” said Daisy nervously. “How are you going to find me some panties and shorts?”

“We'll figure something out,” said Alan.

At the front desk, the receptionist confirmed that a reservation had been made for them, and their room paid for by the airline. They headed up to their room, where Daisy eagerly stripped off her clothes and had a shower. With no clean clothes to change into, however, she was obliged afterwards to put on the same bra and t-shirt, and her poo-filled panties.

“There's a MacDonald's next door,” said Alan. “Shall we go and grab a bite to eat?”

Daisy was about to retort that she was hardly dressed for going out, but since she had already spent most of the day out in public with her messy panties on display, she was getting somewhat desensitised to the idea. She shrugged, and said, “Okay.”

Unfortunately the staff in MacDonald's were no more tolerant of her appearance than the waitress in the diner, and she had to wait outside, being ogled and laughed at by a continual stream of customers entering and exiting, while Alan stood in line and then ordered their food. Five minutes later he emerged with two small bags, one of which he gave to Daisy.

They returned to their room and ate their meals, after which Alan wiped his mouth with his napkin and got to his feet.

“Right,” he said. “I'm off to find you some shorts and panties.”

Daisy sighed. “Don't be silly,” she said. “It's dark outside, you don't know the area, and you don't have a car. How do you expect to find a clothes shop?”

Alan grinned and held up his iPhone. “There's a County Seat Clothing Store just over a mile from here,” he said. “I can be there and back in half an hour.”

“It's almost nine o'clock,” said Daisy. “What are their hours?”

Alan shrugged. “I couldn't determine that,” he said. “Only one way to find out!”

“All right,” said Daisy. “Fingers crossed, then.”

Alan gave her a kiss, then he headed for the door. “Be right back!” he said.

Thirty-five minutes later, he returned. “They were closed,” he said apologetically.

Daisy nodded. “Well, I didn't get my hopes up,” she said. “Anyway, we got a call while you were out. A special charter flight has been arranged for us tomorrow morning at seven o'clock. We'll need to be at the airport for six at the latest. A coach will be departing from the hotel at half past five.”

“Will it take us, though?” asked Alan grimly.

“I asked about that,” said Daisy. “The guy I spoke to was very nice – Rich was his name. He said he'll be there personally to make sure the coach takes us ... otherwise he'll take us personally in his car.”

“Awesome!” said Alan.

Prior to getting into bed, Daisy stripped naked and washed her buttocks and pussy, which had become smeared with poo again. She climbed in with Alan, and they enjoyed ten minutes of vigorous sex before Alan climaxed inside her with a groan.

The next morning they got up at five o'clock, washed their faces, brushed their teeth with the complimentary toothbrushes that they had found in the bathroom the night before, and got dressed, with Daisy putting on the same outfit she had worn the day before, complete with a heavy load of rather squished poo in her panties.

Outside the hotel, they met up with a fresh-faced young man who introduced himself as Rich. He studiously avoided looking at Daisy's panties as he led them to the coach.

This time it was a different driver. Daisy fixed him with a level gaze and said, “Sorry about this, but my panties are full of poop. May I board anyway?”

“Uh, okay,” said the driver, looking anxious. “Just don't sit down, okay? I'll try to avoid starting and stopping too sharply.”

“Thanks,” said Daisy with a smile.

They arrived at the airport with a few minutes to spare, so Alan went searching for a clothes shop. Unfortunately, the only one he found was not due to open until six o'clock.

“Good grief, you haven't even cleaned yourself up yet?” demanded a middle-aged woman as Daisy waited with the gathering crowd of her fellow passengers.

“I haven't had a chance,” Daisy replied irritably. “Circumstances conspired against me.”

A uniformed man checked them in and directed them to security, through which they passed swiftly, having little or no baggage with them (a few people seemed to have acquired some since the previous day). The TSA agent who waved Daisy through stared disapprovingly at her panties, but he did not say anything about her poo, and she wondered if Rich had called ahead with a heads-up.

Boarding the plane, she once more sat down in her squishy poo, this time taking the window seat while Alan took the aisle. She expected people to complain about the smell, but by this time her poo was fairly dry and had lost much of its offensive odour. The air-conditioning took care of the rest, for the most part.

The flight to LAX was, to Daisy's relief, entirely uneventful. But as eight o'clock approached, it suddenly occurred to her that this was Monday morning and she had an important presentation to give at work at eleven o'clock. Knowing her boss as she did, she thought it unlikely that he would accept as flimsy an excuse as a plane crash for her missing such an important event. Fortunately the plane had taken off on time and was due to arrive in time for her to get to work for the start of the presentation, but this did not allow her much time to clean up and change.

“When we touch down,” she said to Alan, “I'll need to call my boss. I have a presentation at eleven and I don't think I'll make it.”

“Okay,” said Alan. “Well, under the circumstances I'm sure Steve will cut you some slack. We'll get you home so you can clean up and put on some office clothes...” He looked at his watch. “You should be at the office by noon, anyway, which I think is pretty good, given what we've been through.”

“Hmm,” said Daisy.

Once they had disembarked, Daisy called Steve while walking through the crowded terminal. Being viewed with such disgust by so many people would have totally freaked her out just 24 hours ago, but now she found she was largely able to tune them all out. Being on the phone helped.

“I'm sorry, Steve,” she was saying, “but what do you want me to do? It wasn't my fault the plane crashed. I'm lucky to be alive!”

“Yes, and I'm very glad you are alive,” said Steve. “But since you are, and you're already in L.A., I expect you to be here in time for your presentation!”

“But Steve!” Daisy protested, “I have to go home and change first!”

“If you have time to do that and get to your presentation by eleven,” said Steve, “then by all means do so. But if not, just come as you are!” And he hung up the phone.

“Crap!” exclaimed Daisy. “Now what am I supposed to do? He wants me to go straight there!”

“Look!” said Alan excitedly. “A clothing store!”

Daisy looked at it hopefully, then she shook her head. “Even just shopping, cleaning up and changing are going to take up too much time.”

“Well you can't go to work like that!” said Alan.

“True,” admitted Daisy, “but I think I have an idea.” She dialled her colleague Roxanne. “Hi Roxy!” she said. “Hey, would you be able to do me a huge favour...?”

As she drove to work with Alan in the passenger seat, she explained her plan. “Roxy is going to go out and buy me a blouse, skirt, and panties,” she said. “The execs will just have to live with my sneakers – I'm not having Roxy buy shoes for me.”

“Will you have time to change when you get to the office?” asked Alan.

“I'll have to,” said Daisy. “There's no way I'm giving a presentation like this!”

But she had not counted on construction traffic, and by the time she reached the office, it was already a minute past eleven. “Fuck!!” she exclaimed.

She kissed Alan, and got out of the car. “All yours,” she said. “Wish me luck!”

“Good luck!” he said.

Daisy hurried into the building, where Roxy had agreed to meet her in the foyer. But the woman was nowhere to be seen. She dialled her colleague in a panic. “Where are you?”

“Stuck in traffic!” replied Roxy. “Sorry! I'll be there in five!”

“Oh God!” whimpered Daisy. “All right – I'm going to try and sneak into my office to fire up my laptop. Meet me there, okay?”

“Okay!”

Daisy hurried to the lift, then changed her mind – she did not want to risk any unnecessary encounters. Taking the stairs, she bounded up them while her poo bounced around in her panties. Her office was quite close to the stairwell, and she hoped she could get there unnoticed.

Unfortunately, Steve was waiting for her. “Oh my God!” he exclaimed when he saw her. “You flew like that??”

“Yes,” she admitted, her cheeks turning bright red. “And as you can probably tell from the smell, I had an accident on the plane, which so far I haven't had a chance to clean up.”

Steve recoiled in disgust. “Oh my God!” he exclaimed. He sniffed the air experimentally. “Actually, it doesn't smell all that bad,” he remarked. “Look, Daisy, we've got the CEO and CFO both in that conference room, waiting to see your presentation. They are on a tight schedule and have another meeting in...” He looked at his watch. “Twenty minutes. By all means explain to them the reason for your appearance – and smell – but make that presentation!”

Daisy quailed. “You seriously want me to go before Darius Brooks like this??” she gasped.

“Yes!” said Steve. “And immediately! Grab your laptop, and in you go!”

Astonished exclamations greeted her entrance into the conference room one minute later. “So sorry I'm late,” she said, blinking back tears as she set her laptop on the table and plugged it into the projector. “My plane crash-landed yesterday, I pooped in my panties, lost my shorts and all my luggage, and I was in such a rush to get here this morning that I didn't have time to change or even clean up.”

Darius Brooks, the CEO, said in his famous Texas drawl, “Well Sweet Jesus, Daisy, couldn't someone else have covered for you?”

“Unfortunately not,” said Daisy. “Nobody else has a handle on all of these figures, where they all come from, how they interrelate, and what they mean in the context of the financial projections for the upcoming fiscal year.”

“All right then,” said Darius, “I guess we'll just have to endure the smell so we can reap the benefits of your expertise. Fire away, Daisy.”

“Thank you,” said Daisy. It occurred to her that she really needed to defecate again, but she squeezed her buttocks together as she commenced her presentation.

But her discomfort increased steadily over the next ten minutes, and it struck her that since her panties were already full of poo, what difference would a little more make?

While facing the assembled executives, with her back to the projector screen, she slowly allowed her anus to relax. A thick turd began to slowly emerge, expanding her sphincter and thrusting into the drying mass of poo already in her panties.

“Hold on,” said Viv, the vice president of sales, his brow furrowing. “I don't understand why you're showing a cost saving for the past three months when our expenditures have exceeded last year's baseline...?”

Daisy subtly eased her feet apart and bore down harder, forcing more of her new turd into her panties. “Well,” she said, “the market has gone up in the past twelve months. It's not realistic to hold ourselves to last year's baseline when the playing field has moved. Thus we have applied to the baseline an index adjustment, updated on a monthly basis, which basically says, okay, we spent three percent more than last year, but the market as a whole went up three point eight percent. Since we've outperformed expectations based on market conditions, this is represented as a cost saving.”

“Thanks Daisy,” said Randy, the CFO. “It's become fairly standard practice across the industry, Viv.”

“Okay ... I get it,” said Viv. “I'm just not sure I agree with it. It sounds too much like creative accounting to me. How is this index calculated?”

“It's not something we made up,” said Randy. “It's a complex formula developed by market analysts. I don't suppose Daisy knows...”

“Actually I do,” said Daisy. “I can show you on the whiteboard.” Too late it occurred to her that she could not write on the whiteboard without turning her back on everyone else in the room ... and she had not finished pooping.

Biting her lip nervously, she picked up a dry erase marker pen, turned, and began to write on the board, while still pushing out her poo and hoping this was not obvious to the men behind her.

Unfortunately, it was extremely obvious, and several jaws dropped as the executives stared at the expanding bulge in Daisy's panties, which soon started to slip downwards, exposing more of her buttock cleavage.

“Holy Moly, Daisy!” said Darius. “Ain't your panties full enough?”

Daisy turned around, highly mortified. “I'm so sorry,” she said. “I didn't think a little more would make much difference, and I was feeling rather uncomfortable.”

Darius chuckled. “You're a crazy gal, Daisy, but you certainly know your business, and I respect that. By all means continue.”

“Thank you,” said Daisy gratefully. She gripped the sides of her panties and strained, pushing out still more poo.

Darius burst out laughing, and he was joined by the other men. “I meant continue with your explanation!” he chortled.

“Oh!” said Daisy, her embarrassment now complete. “Oh gosh – I'm so sorry, again.”

“Aww, that's okay, Daisy,” said Darius. “By all means finish your pooping too.” He wiped a tear from the corner of one eye.

With crimson cheeks, Daisy turned back to the whiteboard and resumed writing, while expelling the last of her poo into her panties. “There,” she said finally. “This is the formula, with the variables that go into it. The U.S. average diesel price is in there because of its effect on transportation costs.”

“Well we seem to be out of time,” said Darius, “and we have a conference call now. But Daisy, I'm very impressed with your presentation, and it occurs to me that there are a bunch of folks at Jefferson Square who would benefit from seeing it.”

Daisy glowed. “I'd be happy to give this presentation at Jefferson Square whenever you like,” she said happily.

Darius rubbed his chin. “The guys from Japan are still there – it would be great if they could meet you too...”

“I'd like that,” said Daisy. “How long are they here for?”

“Their flight back is this afternoon,” said Darius. “Perhaps you could accompany me back to corporate? I'll be leaving in half an hour. Can you get hold of some pants or a skirt in that time? And a change of underwear, obviously...”

Daisy nodded. “Totally,” she said. “My colleague Roxy Kent has picked up some clothes for me. Unfortunately she didn't make it back in time for this presentation, but she should be here by now.”

“Excellent!” said Darius. “I'll see you in half an hour.”

Daisy was feeling very pleased with herself as she left the conference room. She hurried through the office towards Roxy's cube, leaving a trail of startled customer service reps wrinkling their noses in her wake.

But Roxy was nowhere to be seen. Alarmed, Daisy popped her head over the cubicle wall. “Tyler!” she said. “Where's Roxy?”

Tyler was wrinkling his nose. “God, is that you?” he inquired.

Daisy blushed. “I pooped my panties,” she said. “Roxy went out to get me some clothes. Where is she??”

“Well she's back,” said Tyler. “I think she just went to the restroom.” He coughed. “You might want to join her!”

“Thanks,” said Daisy. She hurried to the restroom, arriving just as Roxanne was coming out. “Roxy!” she said. “Do you have my clothes?”

“Yup!” said Roxy. “At my desk.”

“Oh good!” said Daisy in relief. “Darius just invited me to Jefferson Square to give a presentation, and I don't really want to look like this when I go!”

“Oh my God!” said Roxy. “That's great! Well you'd better hurry up and get changed then!”

“Yes!” said Daisy. “Thank you very much for rescuing me, Roxy – I really appreciate it.”

But the panties Roxy had bought, when Daisy removed them from the bag, were not quite what Daisy had had in mind. “Ugh, I really don't like boy-shorts,” she said. “I should have mentioned that. And what size are they? Oh my God, you got me size four undies?? What do you think I am, a rake??”

“Sorry,” said Roxy, looking embarrassed. “I didn't know your size so I guessed. I felt sure I'd be close with a four, though...”

“I'm a size seven!” said Daisy. She would have said more, but she bit her lip: Roxy was a large lady, and this was probably why she was a poor judge of slimmer women's sizes, but it would be terribly impolite to comment on this. Instead, Daisy sighed. “You know what, it's my fault for not telling you my size. Thank you – I do appreciate you rushing out and buying clothes for me. I suppose the skirt is also a size four?”

Roxy nodded apologetically, then she said, “Perhaps I still have time to go back out and get you something in your size...?”

Daisy looked at her watch. “Twenty-five minutes. Maybe! Target's probably closest. Just grab something in my size – I'm not fussy at this point! What size is the blouse...?” She opened it out. “Oh good grief...”

Roxy was already heading for the door. “I'll pick up another blouse too!”

Fifteen minutes later, Daisy was squatting anxiously in her cube when Jenna Davis, the Human Resources manager, stopped by for a little chat.

“I've had some complaints,” she said almost apologetically. “Is there some reason why you have not yet cleaned yourself up?”

“I'm waiting until I have something to change into,” said Daisy irritably. “I don't want to have to hide out in the restroom, bottomless, until someone brings me clothes.”

“And ... is someone bringing you clothes?” inquired Jenna.

“Yes!” said Daisy. “Roxy's hopefully on her way back with something now. I have to leave for Jefferson Square in ten minutes, so I hope she gets here soon! At any rate, I'll be out of here, one way or another, very shortly.”

“Okay,” said Jenna. “Well, that's good.” She smiled brightly. “Have fun at corporate!”

“I doubt I will,” muttered Daisy as Jenna walked away. She called Roxy's cell phone. “Where are you?” she asked urgently.

“I just got to the store!” said Roxy. “Traffic was terrible!”

“What??” cried Daisy.

“Sorry, I know it's almost time for you to leave – can you stall them?”

Just then, Darius, Viv and Randy appeared, walking down the aisle towards Daisy. “Too late,” she said. “It looks like they're done with their meeting already.”

“Uh-oh,” said Roxy.

“Forget the clothes,” sighed Daisy. “Thanks anyway. I'll talk to you later.”

“Ready to go?” asked Darius.

“Well I was hoping to have some clothes to change into by now!” said Daisy unhappily. “But my colleague got the wrong size...”

“Oh man,” said Darius, looking rather annoyed. “So you're not coming? After I just invited thirty people to a meeting in the corporate offices?”

Daisy gulped. “Thirty? Oh my goodness! I'm sorry you went to all that trouble... Look, I'd come over there and do the presentation like this if you wanted me to ... but I'd hate to stink up your car and gross everyone out at Jefferson Square.”

Darius raised an eyebrow. “You'd be willing to endure further embarrassment in order to fulfil my request? Hmm! Such dedication should not go unrecognised.” He frowned thoughtfully. “I'll call over there and warn them of your ... situation.”

“Oh my goodness,” said Daisy, a feeling of panic rising on her throat. She had not really been serious in her offer to do the presentation at Jefferson Square in her t-shirt and poo-filled panties; she had not dreamed that Darius would take her up on it. But now that her offer had been accepted, she could hardly back out.

As she stepped into the elevator with the company's top executives, Daisy felt terribly embarrassed about the awful smell she was subjecting them to, but although they were all obviously holding their breath for the trip down to the ground floor, they politely made no comments on the subject of her messy state.

“You can ride in my car,” said Darius as they headed out into the car park. “I'll put the top down, so the smell doesn't bother us.”

“Thanks,” said Daisy, “but what about your seats?”

“Hmm, good point,” said Darius. “Well, instead of sitting in the passenger seat, perhaps you could lie on your front across the back seats?”

“Um,” said Daisy, not at all sure the car was wide enough for her to do that, even with her knees bent. She tucked her laptop behind the front seat and then climbed in carefully, kneeling on the back seat while she got into position.

“Don't worry, I won't start or stop suddenly,” said Darius cheerfully.

When Daisy closed the door, she found she could not lie flat: with her knees pressed against the door on the passenger side, there was not enough room for her head. She would have to either arch her back and raise her head up to the level of the window, or stick her bottom up into the air so she could keep her head down.

With the top down, she figured she would not be able to keep her full panties hidden whatever she did, but at least she could maintain her anonymity if she kept her face buried in the seat. Raising her bottom up into the air, she whimpered unhappily as Darius retracted the roof.

True to his word, Darius drove slowly and carefully – rather too slowly for Daisy's comfort, in fact. She was acutely aware of the gasps of pedestrians and cyclists as they noticed her bottom and poo-filled panties driving by.

After what seemed like an age, though it was really just a few minutes, they arrived at Jefferson Square. Daisy hurried inside with Darius, and followed him through the massive cube farm wherein about forty percent of the company's employees worked.

She hoped he would lead her directly to a conference room, but unfortunately he was far too gregarious an individual to make it through a crowd without stopping at least once for a chat with somebody.

“Roger!” he said. “How was your vacation!”

“Spectacular,” said Roger, resting his elbow on the wall of his cubicle. Then he noticed Daisy, and his eyes widened at the sight of her exposed panties approaching. “Whoa!” he said.

“Ah yes, this is Daisy Peterson from the Walker Street office.”

“We've met,” said Roger, nodding. “How are you doing, Daisy?”

“Fine thanks,” said Daisy, coming to a rather unhappy halt. “And yourself?”

“Can't complain,” said Roger. He sniffed the air. “What the...?”

The cube workers that Daisy had just hurried past were now mostly on their feet and staring in astonishment at her bulging panties. She sighed. “It's a long story,” she said.

“Well I'm just going to run to the little boys' room,” said Darius, “so you have a couple of minutes to tell your story if you like. But then get yourself over to the Buffalo conference room and set up your laptop; the rest of us will join you shortly.”

So Daisy found herself telling the story of her accident, the plane crash, and her subsequent adventures, to an increasingly large group of interested bystanders. It was highly embarrassing, and she was grateful when she saw Darius waving from the end of the aisle.

“I need to get going,” she said. “I have to make a presentation to a bunch of managers and directors.”

“Dressed like that?” asked a young woman, Marjorie, who had just joined the throng.

“Well unless anyone has anything else I could wear...?” said Daisy hopefully.

There was an uncomfortable silence. Then, “I might,” said another young woman, “but you'd have to clean yourself up first.”

“I don't have time,” said Daisy with a sigh. “Darius is looking impatient.”

She hurried towards the conference room, her poo bouncing around in her panties and slapping against her buttocks with each step. As she entered the room, gasps arose from the dozen or so men and women who had seated themselves already.

“Sorry about my appearance,” she said, blushing deeply as she set up her laptop next to the projector. “And the smell. I haven't had a chance to clean myself up yet since my plane crashed yesterday.”

The looks of puzzled disgust on the faces of those who had not heard her story were replaced with expressions of astonishment and concern. And then of course Daisy had to tell her story all over again. It was another ten minutes before she had settled them all down enough to begin her presentation.

Half an hour later she was answering questions about her numbers, which clearly some of those present found rather surprising. But gradually her audience began to disperse, and she eventually found herself alone as she started shutting down her laptop.

Then Darius re-entered the room. “Good job, Daisy,” he said. “There's a good head on those pretty little shoulders of yours. I'd like to discuss with you your future at this company – can I take you out to lunch?”

Daisy glowed. “Of course!” she said enthusiastically. For a moment she considered asking if she could get a change of clothes first, but it occurred to her that by the time she found and bought a change of clothing, got to a toilet, cleaned herself up, and got dressed, there would not be much time left to talk with Darius. Also, he would probably get tired and impatient waiting for her, which would not be good. Instead she said simply, “Where are we going? I suspect most places would throw me out...”

“Don't worry about that,” said Darius. “I know the perfect place – it has outdoor seating and self-service, so you needn't be seen by any of the staff.”

After another short car journey with her poo-filled panties sticking up in the air, Daisy climbed out of Darius's car and followed him down a busy sidewalk towards the restaurant. “Sorry I couldn't find anywhere closer to park,” he apologised.

“No problem,” said Daisy nervously as she tried ineffectually to tug her t-shirt down over the back of her sagging panties. Realising the futility of this endeavour, and that it was merely drawing attention to her predicament, she soon stopped bothering, and instead tried to hide behind Darius whenever they passed someone.

When they arrived at the restaurant, Darius picked out an outdoor table and suggested that Daisy sit with her back to the street, so that her messiness would not be seen by any of the staff in the restaurant. Daisy complied, but as the poo squished against her buttocks and squelched against her pussy, she was acutely aware that passing pedestrians would be able to see her panties bulging behind her bottom.

Darius became aware of this, a few minutes later, as they ate. “Uh-oh, I think your panty-accident is getting some attention.”

“Yeah,” said Daisy uncomfortably; she had been wincing at some of the comments she had overheard.

“Well don't let them get to you,” said Darius. “Let's talk business. Frankly, I could use someone with your analytical skills and grasp of the business. How would you like a new role as Senior Business Analyst, based at Jefferson Square?”

“I would love that!” said Daisy excitedly.

They discussed potential new responsibilities and projects over the next hour, until Daisy had quite got over her anxiety about what she was showing to people on the street behind her. Eventually Darius got to his feet.

“Well, I'd best get back to the office – I have a meeting shortly. You can come back with me if you like, but I won't be able to give you a ride back to Walker Street until five, probably.”

“Thanks, but I really want to get myself some clothing!” said Daisy. “There's a couple of stores nearby – I might as well do some shopping while I'm here. Then I'll clean up, change, and catch a bus back to the office.”

“Sounds like a plan,” said Darius. “But will the clothing stores let you in...?”

“Good point,” said Daisy. “Probably not. Oh dear.” She sighed. “I have to try, though. I'll just make a run for the restrooms, and figure it out from there.”

“Okay then – good luck!” said Darius. “And tell your boss I’ve given you the rest of the day off – on the grounds that you’ve suffered enough already today, haha!” He headed back to his car, leaving Daisy planning her strategy for getting to a clothing store bathroom as quickly as possible.

Choosing Freyman's, which was just a small store but had the advantage of being only a couple of blocks away, Daisy trotted off down the street, blushing deeply and trying to ignore the laughter and insults that were thrown at her along the way. She reached the entrance to the shop and hurried inside, looking around for a sign that would lead her to the ladies' restroom.

It did not take her long to spot such a sign, and she sneaked past a security guard in order to reach the toilet. But as she approached it, she realised that the door was locked, and there was a woman waiting outside. Cursing under her breath, Daisy decided to hang back until the restroom was free, rather than join the queue and have to answer awkward questions.

In the meantime, she thought to herself, she might as well shop for an outfit to change into. She was currently in the lingerie section, which was not much help, but across the aisle a few yards away were some nice dresses, any one of which she would love to be wearing right now.

She was about to start across the aisle when she noticed the security guard watching her. Fortunately he could only see her top half from where he currently stood, but obviously she could not walk out into the open while he was looking her way. So she nonchalantly pretended to browse through the racks of lingerie, and in doing so actually found a sexy little tank-top, midriff-revealing and semi-transparent, which she decided Alan would probably enjoy seeing on her. She found one in her size and lifted it off the rack.

The changing room was close by, and it was currently unguarded, so she sneaked in and pulled the door almost closed, leaving only a narrow gap through which she could peek out. She could see the toilet from here, and the security guard who was now standing still, tapping on his phone.

Pulling off her t-shirt and bra, Daisy donned the sexy top, then checked herself out in the mirror. It was even more transparent than she had first thought, now that it was stretched out around her breasts. Her nipples and areolas were highly visible. Nice, she thought to herself. Alan was going to love it!

Movement in the corner of her eye caught her attention, and she peered outside again. To her delight, the toilet door was now open … and the security guard was nowhere to be seen! Quietly slipping out of the changing room, Daisy stole across to the toilet, grabbing a pair of white silk panties on the way. This was it – she was finally going to clean up!

“Hey!” said a voice behind her, and she turned in alarm to see the security guard marching swiftly up to her. “You! Get out of this store, now!”

“But I just need to use your bathroom to change!” exclaimed Daisy desperately.

The guard grabbed the panties out of her hand. “Into these? Before you’ve bought them? And what about the rest of your clothes? And the top you just changed into? I don’t know what kind of sick, exhibitionistic game you’re playing, Miss, but I strongly suspect you were planning on adding shoplifting to your crimes today!”

“What? That’s crazy! I’ve never shoplifted anything in my life!” cried Daisy indignantly, as the guard caught her arm in an iron grip and marched her towards the front of the store. “You can’t throw me out dressed like this!”

“I can and I will,” he replied grimly.

“But what about my bra and t-shirt! They’re still in the changing room!” said Daisy.

The guard hauled her through the front door and out on to the street. “Wait here,” he said, “and I’ll go and get them.”

“Thank you!” said Daisy.

The man started towards the door, but then he turned and looked at her suspiciously. “Except that you’re wearing a top that doesn’t belong to you!” he said. “Give me that! I’ll be back in two minutes with your other clothes.”

“And stand out here topless?” objected Daisy. “No way!”

“It’s not yours,” he growled. “Now are you going to remove it, or do I have to call the police and have them charge you with shoplifting?”

“For fuck’s sake!” exclaimed Daisy in annoyance. “Look, how about I pay for it?” She pulled her debit card out of her purse.

“I don’t take cards,” he snapped. “Do you have cash?”

“Um, I’ve got seven dollars,” Daisy said.

“Not nearly enough! Come on – off with the top,” said the guard.

“Jesus!” whimpered Daisy, as she removed the top and handed it to him. She folded her arms over her breasts. “Just hurry back with my clothes, will you?”

“You can come back into the store for them when you’re dressed decently,” he sneered, and then he marched back inside.

Daisy gasped. “You bastard!” she yelled after him.

Pulling her phone out of her purse, she called Alan, but got his voicemail. “Darling, please call me back as soon as you can!” she said after the beep. “I’m stuck in the middle of the city wearing nothing but my shoes and messy panties! Love you – bye!”

Then, because she was starting to attract a crowd, she took off down the sidewalk at a run, her panties bouncing against her buttocks and rapidly descending under the weight of her poo. She reached down and grasped the sides of her panties with both hands, which enabled her to keep her panties up but at the cost of exposing her bouncing breasts to everybody she passed. Tears sprang to her eyes – this was a complete nightmare!

A squeal of brakes followed by a loud metallic crunch immediately took her mind off her own predicament. Turning to the source of the sound, she saw a car, its front end smashed in, slewing around and coming to a halt about twenty yards away. “Oh my God!” she exclaimed, as she saw a middle-aged man, his face bleeding heavily, slumping unconscious over his steering wheel.

Other people were rushing in to help. A heavily-built man in a baseball cap, with a Herculean effort, got the driver’s door open, and a smaller man in a leather jacket leaned in to pull the driver out. “Don’t move him! Don’t move him!” exclaimed Daisy, running up to join them. “I have some medical training.” The awful thought that her distracting appearance might have caused the accident crossed her mind, and she fervently hoped that the man would not die or be paralysed as a result.

“Then help him!” said the man who was leaning into the vehicle. “I don’t think he’s breathing!” He withdrew from the driver’s door, and as he turned to look at Daisy, his jaw dropped. “What the…”

“Shit!” said Daisy. “Okay, pull him out and lay him down on the road.”

“Why are you nearly…”

“Never mind that I’m nearly naked and my panties are full of poo!” shrieked Daisy. “Focus on the guy who’s hurt!”

“Oh – right,” said the man in the leather jacket. He reached back in and, with an effort, hauled the insensible driver out of the car. Lowering him carefully on to the road, he said, “I think his nose is broken.”

“That’s the least of his problems!” said Daisy. She bent over the man and listened to his heart. She could neither hear nor feel anything. “Is somebody calling 911?”

“I already did,” said a voice behind her.

Daisy started to administer chest compressions, while barely taking in the sounds around her: horns honking, an all-too-distant siren wailing, and voices around her.

“Look at her panties! That’s incredible…”

“Are you all right man?”

“Yeah I’m fine – he just swerved right into my lane! I couldn’t avoid him!”

“Shame about the car – looks expensive.”

“It is – it’s an Aston Martin. You know, like James Bond drives.”

“Holy shit, you think it’s an actor?”

“He’s loaded – doesn’t mean he’s an actor. Maybe a producer.”

“Clothes look expensive too.”

“Yeah, definitely a producer.”

“Check his wallet.”

“Shit, it’s Neil Overton!”

“The boss of Lucid Dreams? Holy shit!”

Daisy’s First Aid trainer had advised against mouth-to-mouth breathing, recommending instead continual chest compressions until the arrival of paramedics, but after two minutes she was afraid that they might arrive too late. With the sound of sirens getting closer, she pinched his nose, pulled open his mouth, and breathed into his lungs. She was vaguely aware that her poo-filled panties were sticking up into the air, and probably getting photographed and videoed by half a dozen people behind her, but her mortification could wait – this was a matter of life and death! She blew again. The man’s chest inflated … and then he coughed.

“He’s alive!”

“She did it!”

“Oh my God,” mumbled the accident victim, as Daisy hastily pulled away from his mouth. He struggled to sit up.

“Don’t move!” said Daisy. “You’ve been in a nasty accident. There may be internal injuries, spine injuries…”

“Here’s your wallet, Mr Overton.”

Neil Overton – she recognised him now, despite the extensive blood covering his face – blinked a few times as he stared at Daisy. “You!” he said. “You’re the reason I…”

“I’m so sorry!” she blurted out in distress. “I’ve had a terrible morning and … well, to make a long story short I am not dressed like this intentionally! But I’m so sorry I caused you to crash!”

“At least she brought you back to life, Mr Overton!” said a man behind her. “You were dead for like five minutes!”

“What?” said Neil.

“Well I don’t think it was quite that long,” said Daisy.

“You saved my life?” said Neil. “Wow – thank you! What’s your name?”

“Daisy Peterson,” said Daisy, feeling a little shy suddenly.

“Well Daisy, I’m very grateful to you,” said Neil. He started to struggle to his feet, despite Daisy’s protestations.

A trio of excited figures now arrived: a smartly-dressed woman holding a microphone, a comparatively scruffy man holding a large, expensive-looking television camera, and a bald man wearing headphones and holding a long boom with a mike on the end. An ambulance was also just arriving, but the female reporter was clearly determined to get her scoop. She said “Mr Overton! It is Neil Overton, isn’t it? I’m Lindy Dorfmann from LWBC News. Are you okay? Can you tell us what happened please?”

“Oh God!” muttered Daisy, covering her breasts as she saw the camera pointing directly at her chest.

Neil looked momentarily irritated by Lindy’s question, but then he glanced at Daisy, and said, “Well actually you have quite a story here, Lindy. This young woman, Daisy … Peterson was it? … just brought me back to life, having caused the accident that apparently stopped my heart in the first place.”

“Okay but that wasn’t my fault!” said Daisy desperately. “I’m very sorry if my appearance distracted you, but I didn’t intend to be running semi-naked down the street like that!”

“And why are you semi-naked?” asked Lindy, turning towards her with an expression that suggested she was struggling to suppress a beam of pure joy at the scoop she had just landed.

“I was in a plane crash,” said Daisy with a heavy sigh.

“Here in L.A.?” asked Lindy with a gasp. “When?”

“No! It was in Santa Rosa, yesterday,” said Daisy.

“You were on that plane?” said Lindy, her eyes widening. “But how the … that doesn’t explain…”

Daisy groaned. “Here’s what happened,” she said, and for the umpteenth time she recounted the story of her crazy experiences since boarding the plane more than twenty-four hours ago.

Nearby, a female paramedic attempted to get Neil to follow her back to the ambulance, but he waved her away, saying “Just a minute – I want to hear this.”

“…and so he marched back into the store, leaving me topless on the sidewalk!” said Daisy, ten minutes later. “People were starting to stare at me, so I panicked and started running. And that’s when I heard the crash…”

“I guess I should have kept better control of my car,” said Neil, “but you have to admit, she’s quite an extraordinary sight, even for this town.”

“Indeed she is,” said Lindy. “And quite a lovely young lady, as well as being quick-thinking in a crisis. Perhaps you could cast her in your next movie, Neil.”

Neil chuckled, then coughed. “I think I’d better get myself checked out,” he gasped, before finally allowing the paramedic to lead him away.

“We’d love for you to come into the studio for a follow-up story,” said Lindy, turning her attention back to Daisy. “Can you give me your name, address and phone number?” She handed Lindy a pen and a small pad of paper.

“Oh – sure,” said Daisy, taking the pad and hastily starting to scribble down her contact details, nervously aware that her breasts were now uncovered and she was not sure if the cameraman was still filming.

“So what do you plan to do now?” asked Lindy. “You seem cursed to keep that mess in your panties – do you think you’ll be able to find a change of clothing and a way to clean up?”

Daisy paused in her scribbling. “Oh I do hope so!” she said. “This has all been a hugely embarrassing experience! I’m hoping my husband will get the message I left for him, and come and rescue me and take me home.”

“Well perhaps we could help,” said Lindy. “You don’t want to be stuck out here on the street in your current state, waiting for a rescue that might be hours away. How about you come with us back to the studio, and wait there until your husband picks you up? We can even find you a toilet and a change of clothing.”

“Oh thank you!” said Daisy gratefully. “That would be awesome.” She was about to hand the pad and pen back when she noticed, hovering nearby, the two men who had helped extract Neil from his car. “Oh, I should give a shout-out to those two guys,” she said. “They got Neil out of his car.”

“Really?” said Lindy. “Come on over, guys!”

They approached, grinning a little sheepishly. “I opened the door,” said the man in the baseball cap. “It was stuck pretty tight.”

“I pulled him out,” said the man in the leather jacket. “He’s heavier than you’d think.”

“Well it’s a good thing you were around to help,” said Lindy. “Can you tell me your names? And what went through your mind when you saw the crash?”

“I didn’t actually see it,” said the first man, rather apologetically. “Name’s Tod Burnett. Tod with one ‘d’. Anyway, like everyone else, I was watching the pretty lady running down the street in her shoes and panties full of…”

“I saw it,” said the second man. “I’m Jerry … Ramirez. Yeah I saw the whole thing. It was like he just took his hands off the wheel and started drifting across…”

“Uh-oh, the police are here,” said Lindy. “They’ll want statements from everyone. You two guys, can you pose for a photo with Daisy here? Yes, just stand either side of her like that … great. Daisy, just put your arms around their waists … perfect. Now smile!”

“Oh God!” Daisy groaned, imagining her blurred breasts splashed across the newspapers tomorrow – and her unblurred breasts doing the rounds on the internet even sooner, no doubt.

A female cop took her statement, and offered to take her back to the police station ‘for her protection’, but Daisy declined; a television studio sounded a far cosier place to wait for Alan than a police station.

Fortunately the LWBC News van was just a couple of blocks away, and Daisy was soon safely in the back, squatting on one of the seats to avoid further squishing of her poo. Half an hour later they were all entering the studio, where Lindy met briefly with her boss while Daisy texted Alan to explain what had happened, and where she was. To her delight, Alan actually responded.

Alan: The LWBC studio? And you saved Neil Overton’s life?? And you’re going to be on TV???

Daisy: Yes! Oh thank goodness you finally looked at your phone! Get your ass down here!

Alan: Okay! I’ll be right there.

Daisy: Awesome. And bring me some clothes please!
“Okay!” said Lindy, returning to where Daisy had been waiting rather impatiently, “they’re actually in the middle of a live news show right now, and owing to the rather extraordinary nature of your story, Richard would like to get you on the air right now, if you’re willing. We’ll just put you through five minutes of make-up first…”

“On the air? Like this?” said Daisy. “Can’t you get me some clothes first?”

“Well Daisy,” said Lindy, “for better or worse, your outfit is part of the story. For the viewers to get such an insight into what happened, so soon after the event, is almost unprecedented.”

“Oh Jeez,” said Daisy with a sigh. “It looks like I’m never going to be able to get dressed again! But what the hell – I’ve paraded my poopy panties around a couple of airports, a whole load of streets, stores, hotels, truck stops, you name it … and my boobs are probably already over the internet … so fuck it, I’m tired of worrying about who’s seeing what. Bring it on!”

“That’s the spirit,” said Lindy. “Obviously we’ll blur your breasts – a neat trick on live TV, but not impossible – and probably your poop, I’m guessing. That’s up to Richard.”

A plastic bag was laid on the chair on which, ten minutes later, Daisy gingerly sat down for her interview. She smiled at the presenter of the afternoon news show, Matt Farrah, and prepared to recount her story all over again. Knowing her breasts were going to be blurred, she did not bother covering them, and did not care that Matt kept glancing down at them.

“So tell me,” he said to her, “why didn’t you at least empty out your panties at the hotel, when you had the chance?”

“Well I didn’t really see the point,” said Daisy. “Remember I’d already been wearing my mess for a long time, and I was getting quite used to it. Until I had something clean to change into, I figured I’d be still wearing messy panties, whether or not there was actual poo inside them. And also remember, at each stage of my predicament, I was always expecting to be able to change and clean up very shortly afterwards. The thought of emptying my panties into a toilet, blocking it, overflowing the toilet as I tried to unblock it … that seemed like a lot of effort if at the end I was still going to be wearing messy panties.”

“When the accident happened … didn’t you think to yourself, ‘Now’s my chance to get away from all these people staring at me?’”

“No, not at all,” said Daisy, a little shocked. “I saw that the driver was hurt. And I suspected that I was the reason he’d crashed. Also, since I am a qualified First Aider, I knew I was potentially in a position to help him.”

“Well it was very brave and decent of you to expose yourself to further embarrassment in order to help Neil Overton like that,” said Matt.

“I’m not sure ‘decent’ is a word that would spring to most people’s mind when they see me right now,” said Daisy, “but thank you.”

Matt laughed. “I’m glad you have a sense of humour about the whole thing,” he said. “Well, I’ll let you go and get cleaned up and into some clothes. Thanks for coming on the show!”

“Don’t mention it,” said Daisy. “And thank you.”

As she left the warm glare of the lights, she pulled out her phone and saw a new text.

Alan: Sitting at stop light; be there in five minutes!

“Excellent,” she said. The message was timed at six minutes ago, so he was hopefully already in the building.

A young woman came up to her with a rather gaudy dress. “Here,” she said. “Lindy told me to give this to you, and to tell you that the restroom is just down that corridor.”

“Thanks,” said Daisy, “but my husband’s downstairs with a change of clothes. I appreciate the offer though!”

“Oh, okay,” said the woman.

Daisy took the elevator down to the ground floor, and as she entered the lobby, she saw Alan approaching from the front doors. “Alan!” she cried happily.

“Good grief!” he exclaimed. “What happened to your t-shirt?”

“Don’t ask,” she said, rolling her eyes. “Just give me some clothes and … where are my clothes?”

“Ah,” said Alan sheepishly. “Well I didn’t actually get your text about bringing you some clothes until I texted you at the lights. At that point, I thought I might as well pick you up before we go clothes shopping. I didn’t realise of course that you were topless…”

Daisy groaned. “Never mind!” she said. “Whatever, I don’t care. Everyone’s seen my messy panties and breasts now anyway.”

“Oh,” said Alan. “Well shall I take you home?”

“No,” said Daisy. “I actually have some stuff I need to get done at work. Just take me back there.”

“Oh!” said Alan, startled. “Um, do you want to stop at a clothes store on the way?”

“Nope,” said Daisy. “What’s the point? It’s bound to go horribly wrong, and I’m serious – I don’t care about people seeing me like this anymore. I’m mortificationed out.”

“Wow,” said Alan. He considered this as they walked out of the building, and noticed Daisy was not bothering to cover her breasts. “That’s actually kind of … really hot.”

Daisy looked at him in surprise, then laughed. “Glad you approve,” she said.

“You know,” said Alan thoughtfully, “now that you’re something of a local hero, perhaps we can find a restaurant willing to overlook their usual dress code rules in order to let you eat there as you are. Then we could go there straight after work.”

Daisy giggled. “I’m cool with that if you are,” she said.

“And after that, how about a trip to the bowling alley…?” suggested Alan.

Daisy snorted with laughter. “Sure, if you can get us in! And after that, perhaps a bar – with one of those mechanical bulls? I’ve always wanted to try one of those.”

“You don’t think the bar owner would be upset at having your poo smeared over the saddle of his bull?” inquired Alan.

“I’m sure my boobs would persuade him,” said Daisy with a grin.

“And maybe tomorrow we could go hiking – somewhere really popular…”

“With even more poo in my panties by that time?”

“Yes! And the day after that we could…” He whispered in her ear.

Daisy’s eyes widened. “You naughty man. I love it!”


THE END


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