My wife and I had stopped at the bank to do some business. She ended
up doing the business. She was waiting in the car while I was in the
bank at the check writing stand. She entered the bank and had a
concerned look on her face, came up to me and asked where the bathroom
was. I told her I didn't know,I didn't think there was one. She
whispered to me that shit was slowly oozing into her panties and she
could not stop it and that she really had to go, now! She stiffened and
said, God! Next I heard a crackeling sound comming from her nice butt.
She whispered under her breath I'm afraid that's not all. She stood
there about a min, not moving. I was getting turned on by it. She was
starting to smell,lucky the bank was about empty. I said now what? More
is comming and I'm afraid to walk. She opened one leg slightly and I
heard a small fart and more crackeling sound. I said you're starting to
really smell you better go outside. My panties are too full to walk she
whispered.
I said your jeans will hold it. She turned and walked out, but not
normally, slightly open legged. There was a huge semi- flattened buldge
in her tight jeans. I know a teller saw it. I heard her say OOPS to me.
When I got outside my wife was no to be seen. I looked for her for
about 10 min, then saw her walking across the street towards me. The
mess had soaked through her jeans by now, front and back. People were
looking but my wife was oblivious. She said she was looking for a
bathroom that she did not want to ride home sitting in shit. I said
guess what? I went in the bank and got a trash
bag for my wife to sit on, from the teller that said OOPS. She knew
what it was for. After a 30 min ride home some of the shit had gone up
her back some. lucky she did not poop any more, I don't know where it
would have gone. There was no more room in her panties or jeans. I
liked the whole incident. I wish she would do it again.
CKF
Matt
Great story about your accident at work. Well done.
Darius.
I have tried to post some of my stories several times since you
asked me to, but they have not stuck. I will make another attempt later.
Well, I was on my way home from work tonight, knowing I needed to
poo as soon as I got in if not sooner, and hoping I would not embarress
myself in public. I made it, just. As I locked the front door things
started to move pants-wards and when I started to climb the stairs it
moved faster. I stood still for a few seconds, considering what to do
and came to the conclusion that my pants could not escape what was
coming either way, so I just let go. My white Yves Saint Laurent briefs
took the poo with ease - it was very solid - and I was pleased to have
mad eit home before it happened.
Matt (again)
How did your exams go? Hope you did well.
FART LOVER.
To: Bryian, answering your question about did anyone saw the bulg in my
panties? No, I had a flared skirt on, and amazingly enough my poo didn't
stink until I finished pushing out the last turd. It started smelling
like my farts, shitty; so no one couldn't tell the difference. The next
question was about wasn't there a bathroom on the bus? Yes, but it was
too cramped, and dark; the light was broken. Plus, I wasn't too fond of
bouncing around while taking a shit; with an upset stomach. I was
already making silent but deadly farts while everyone covered their
noses yelling and complaining. TO: O'Malley, oh yes women's pubic hairs
glistens; sparkle like diamonds. But only if their hairs are long in
length; or bushy. TO: Matt, enjoyed your story. Congrats on your first
poo in your pants on the job; it's a great feeling isn't it? Hey Wetguy,
gotta question for you. Have you ever had a girl pee on you?, or you
pee on her?. If you'd ever want to try it, do it in the shower. Me and !
my bf done it a while ago, it was great. Until I write again.
JD
Hey. Cool site.
I worked on a low budget horror flick a few years ago, and the cast
and crew were set up in this dingy old warehouse. There were two
bathrooms, desginated for men and women, but the women's room wound up
flooding and we had to share. Most of the men and women on the set were
okay sharing, even at the same time, because the stalls had doors and
the showers had curtains.
Anyway, I was in a stall taking a dump, when a girl poked her head
in and asked if it was okay if she came in. There wer a few other guys
in there, showering, shaving, peeing or geting dressed and we all said
sure. I'd never taken a dump with a girl around, so it was a little
weird. She came in and said, "Just so you guys know, I have to take a
shit, but it doesn't bother me if you stay." The guys all said okay,
and she entered the stall next to me. I heard her pull down her pants
and sit on the toilet. I heard her pee. Then I heard a long sequence
of farts and splashes. If she hadn't announced herself, I'd have
thought it was another guy next to me. She didn't groan or grunt, just
the farting and splashing was all I could hear. It was kind of cool.
I finished before she did, and exited the stall. I went to sink to
wash my hands and heard her tear off some paper and wipe herself. She
flushed, and exited the stall. She was this gorgeous girl, maybe
nineteen or twenty, really cute with gothic make-up and black hair and
these cute pajamas on. I almost fell in love right there! I couldn't
believe that all that noise and all that shit came out of her ass, which
I got a look at later when she was changing--magnificent! I'm not a
voyeur, but that incident sure made me wanna be one!
grant
hey i've noticed something curious-say i have the urge to shit at night
and decide not to go for some reason. when i go to bed, i wake up the
next day with pains in my abdomen and my knees when i move them-although
they go away a while after i shit. i currently have arm and shoulder
pains but they're probably because i went to the gym with my friend and
half killed myself (cos i'm a lazy bugger) :(
Bryian
To Diva: Liked your story, did your parents ever find out what you did? I mean did they see stains on the door etc.?
To Punk Rock Girl: Loved your story. At the party, did you see any on on the toilet? and did any one see you on the toilet?
To John Q Public: Liked your story
To PV: like the WWII story.
To Matt: Loved your story..did any one see a bulge in your underwear?
To John Q Public: I wouldn't dare do that at work...see a net friend
that is crazy told me i should do that. That guy is a weirdo.
I got a question....If a person keeps eating the same kind of food will their shit be different?
See tonight i had a piece of left over chicken and like almost 4
servings of mashed potatoes. I ate a whole pack of instant mashed
potatoes by my self. Im wondering if that will effect my shit? Any one
know?
well need to run, time for bed.
John Q Public
Bryan:
When you eat alot of v?????s, you increas certain chemicals in your
body. I think it's alkiline, but I can't swear to it so don't hold me
to that. Anyway, this chemical is also found in most soaps, so
vegitarians naturaly produce more foam when they pee. My sister allways
kicks up a head of foam.
Diva:
The vegatibles don't make you pee (except for exparagas which is a
natural diaretic) but it does make your pee foam up more, as I explained
to Bryan in the above paragraph. Drinking lots of liquids is what
increases your volume, be it fruit juice, water or other beverage.
Cafinated beverages also tend to increas the amount of pee due to the
cafine which is also a diaretic. By the way, my sister is also into
Balet, and other sports. She was allways very athletic, and by the time
she was 12, she was taller then me, and still is. I stand at about 5
feet, she stands at 6 feet 5 inches, and holds alot of rewards for
dance, cheerleading, cross-country and Judo. She is also a vegitarian,
though she does on very rare occasions eat some chicken or fish.
Thats an interesting story about your accident. I had them all the time, but I have a very small capacity.
Mioke of MD USA
1. Have you ever touched your poop? (a)no,(b)yes
2. Have you ever tasted your piss? (a)no,(b)yes
3. Where do you like to poop or piss when not at home? (a) work,(b)school,
(c)outside
4. For the males do you look between your legs while pooping to see it coming out? (a)no,(b)yes
5. For the females do ever watch yourself poop while pissing?(a)no,(b)yes
6. Do you drink alot of water or soda or beer or wine then have to take a piss? (a)n0,(b)yes
7. Do you eat a lot then have the feeling to poop?(a)no,(b)yes
8. Do you like pissing while pooping if you have to go?(a)no,(b)yes
9. Has a child ever seen you pissing or pooping on the toilet or by it?
(a)no,(b)yes
10. Have you ever took a boy in the womens restroom when the father was a round?(a)no,(b)yes
11. Have you ever took a girl in the mens restroom when the mother was a round?(a)no,(b)yes
Adrian
Diva. I'm in agreement with you when it comes to other people not
bothering to flush. Nine times out of ten I'd rather they did. So far
as the question of your holding capacity for #1 is concerned, I don't
think you necessarily harmed yourself through excessive holding when you
were younger although it isn't really a good thing. It's far better to
do as you do now and go to the loo as soon as possible when your body
starts giving you signals.
Punk Rock Girl. I can understand why some guys are averse to the
idea that ladies need to do #2 as well as #1. However, he needs to
appreciate that doing #2 is simply a normal and natural process and
there's nothing dirty or disgusting about it. I learnt early in life
that women have to poo just as much as men and I think it was a healthy
lesson.
FART LOVER. Interesting post about your accident in the office. I
think it's true to say that most of the time our bodies can
differentiate between when we just have to fart and when we need to do
something more substantial and our brains send out appropriate signals.
However there are occasions when the distinction gets lost or becomes
blurred. No doubt your accident was one of them.
Steve & Louise. Have you seen "I'm a Celebrity - get me out of
here" on ITV1? One of the participants, Darren, whose just been voted
off, was constipated for a long time and he lasted for 11 days in the
Australian jungle without having a poo.
Best wishes to all
Adrian
Hermione
Adrian and bigC – Hello !
I am glad you enjoyed my first post.
The cubicle where the financial director passed her “brick”, smelt very little - likely owing to its dryness when she passed it.
As for my own jobbie see my last post.
I am not caught short with either No 1’s or No 2’s very often.
I have a sphincter of steel and can usually hold out until I can get to a loo – even if I have diarrhoea.
I hate diarrhoea – stomach gripes, terrible smell, sore anal area,
and generally feeling washed-out. This does not turn me on – quite the
opposite. Just like any male friend with stinky nether regions – very
off-putting for a girl !
I can generally hold my pee for a long period, and only once in a
blue-moon have to resort to going in a car-park etc – depending on where
I am. However, in the country (often at weekends) I would not hesitate
to do either bodily functions in a field or hedgerow.
Some of my biggest farts are first thing when I wake up. I just
blow-off in bed. If I have my male friend staying with me, any long loud
dry fart I make can really excite him. Do other men react in this way ?
One past boyfriend said that, when staying with me, there was no need for him to set his alarm clock !
I do hold back my farts in public (loos excepted) wherever possible.
Where not possible, I just let rip, and look disapprovingly at the
person next to me. Never fails to work !
I recall sitting at a desk whilst doing an adult evening class a few
years ago. My rectum was empty except for a large volume of wind that
was building up in it. When it reached uncomfortable proportions I just
rose up slightly on one cheek and let go in the direction of a girl
sitting next to me. The noise caused the whole class to pause. I kept a
straight face and looked at the girl sitting next to me. She went purple
with embarrassment and annoyance, and every one thought it was her !
I used to go to yoga classes for women each week. At least twice
during the hour-long sessions there were loud farts from class members
whilst exerting bodily poses. Some of the women, including myself, found
this amusing, but felt laughing out loud was not the done thing.
Bye for now.
JaLe
Todd & Diana:
1. Do you pee when you take a dump? Almost every time.
2. Do you usually before, during or after you take a dump? Usually before.
3. How much do you pee while taking a dump? It varies a lot.
4. Do you ever fart while peeing? Yes, sometimes.
5. Do you read on the toilet while taking a dump? Rarely
Jeff A.
Steve: Thanks for the greeting and thoughts! I looked and looked for
Louise's story, but could not find it. I went back many pages, then
finally, I came across it. Yes, Denise is very attractive, especially on
the potty. It sounds like you enjoy your peeing experiences with
Louise, can't say that I blame you my friend! How lovely she must be. (I
can only imagine). I'm glad you're both married, it's a beautiful
equation no doubt. I'm also glad you all enjoyed Spain, it sounds
wonderful. Good luck with the Chin Na. I'll bet that you're awesome now!
Louise: Great story now that I finally found it! Very visual, very
descriptive, very lovely! Wonderfully reflective of the Louise that I
have come to know and love. As for me, I'll be a full time student this
term. It's time for a career change into something more stable. My
philosphy for the future is: always do something that people want, or
need. So, does that put me in the position of car salesman, or
firefighter? Wonderful to talk to you again Louise!
Tim and Sarah: I tried to respond but I think my post got lost in
space. My wife dosen't get excited by me watching, and only recently,
within the last couple of years has let me in to do so. We've spent a
lifetime growing and respecting each other. It's an easy habit to get
into. You are on the right path talking about mutual respect. With this,
all will work out for you.
Punk Rock Girl: Tch-tch-tch! First of all, don't get me wrong, I'm
not scolding, just replying. I'm sure you understand that what you spoke
of dosen't apply to all men. Nothing that you wrote even vaguely
resembles me, even though I occupy male skin. Quite the contrary for me
LOL! What hang up do us guys have about girl's shitting? Are we in a
unique group? Was I standing in the wrong line, filling out the wrong
forms? Pooping/peeing is probably one of the only acts that I find
uniquely beautiful and fascinating about women. Menstruation is a fact,
it dosen't turn me off or on. I've seen my wife tending herself before
and to me it's like watching another guy shave. We all have to do what
we have to do. I feel sorry for the guys who get scared off by bathroom
habits, particularly the brown deed because they're missing out on part
of a woman's appeal. I seriously doubt that any real majority of men
are turned off by this. Some are, no doubt, but us guys? I don't think
so.!
...The beautiful trophy girl thing, such as Playboy centerfolds is
something that bores me silly. The most beautiful woman in the world
just might check groceries, model swimsuits or work in the fields with
dirt under her nails.
Hi Ina: Glad you're still around!
Damsel: Of course I wouldn't forget about you! You are far too nice to forget.
Redneck
It has been a while since I last posted. I enjoyed a couple fo stories :)
First, for Euro Hiker, I enjoyed your story with the Swedish Girls.
Sometime, I would like to take a couple of months off of work to do some
traveling. Europe and the Hostels would be one thing to do.
Second, for Punk Rock Girl. Since you are open about bathroom habits, I would enjoy sharing a dump with you anytime. :)
For me, school has started but I haven't had time to enjoy some good
dumps with other people yet. Been already busy with school work.
Well, need to run for now.
Sudden Urge
I remember when I was about nine years old I had this aunt that I was
real close to,(still am). I remember I used to be infatuated with
seeing her on the toilet in full view. She was (still is) a very sexy
down-to-earth brunette with a nice rear and long legs, She always
dressed well too. When I was at her house playing with my cousins I
would make up excuses to hang around her while they went about their
buisness. When I knew She was going for the toilet I would always lie on
my stomach and peek under the door at Her. Really all I could see was
her feet from the ankles down and the base of the toilet, but that was
enough to set me off. I recall that when she was wearing heels I could
see her toes slightly raise and lower as she pooped. You could hear the
soft grunts and hear the crackling and the "floops" and "ploops" as she
dropped her turds. I would always go into the bathroom when she was
finished and out of sight to see if she might have forgotten to flush.
Usually a!
ll I saw was the familiar light brown skid marks and could smell the
strong fresh poop smell in the air. There was one occasion when she did
forget to flush as in perfect timing the phone rang and she wiped and
rushed to get it. To my delight she left a long light-brown snake about 2
inches in diameter x 13" in length surrounded by about five or six
pieces to the side of the long one. She almost caught me observing her
creation because she walked in on me while I was pretending to pee. As
She entered the bathroom she was suprised to see me standing there with
my back to her, and She said "flush that for me dear, I had to go answer
the phone and I was afraid I would'nt get to it in time". I wanted to
comment on the turds but I just could'nt bring myself to do it
so I flushed and as I walked past her to leave the room she said
"Shewww, I did quite a log did'nt I". All I could do was laugh and go on
like it didn't excite me. I was bound and determined that I would see
her do the next one in full view. About two weeks later I was at her
house when nature called. She left the kitchen and went straight to the
bathroom. I was in the den and noticed she took a new package of toilet
paper with her because she had just been shopping. I did'nt want to
waste any time because I wanted to be there for the whole scene. I gave
her about a minute and I courageously barged in on her, I know this was
rude but I couldn't help it. To my suprise She looked up and said
"better hold your nose if You come in here". Of course I acted like I
did'nt know she was in there and I acted all suprised too. I said "oh
I'm sorry, I did'nt know You were on the toilet". My plan was to start a
conversation if I knew she wasn't vulnerable to the situation and she
rea!
lly wasn't. She looked gorgeous sitting there leaned forward with her
hands clasped together. She was wearing black knit slacks with her
pantyhose and black heels on. Her pants and hose were pulled down just
above her thighs and her long brunette hair dangled over her shoulders
as she was leaned forward. I could'nt believe it She looked up at me and
said "shut the door if you don't mind sweety I need to poo-poo". I
think I blushed when she said that and I asked her If I could keep her
company while she used the toilet. She had already begun pooping as she
answered because I could hear the strain in her voice. It went like
this; "mmmmmmmNo I don't mind, mmmmwere the only ooones here
mmmmmanyway..........FLOOOOOOP. I could tell it was a long one. I was
sitting on the side of the tub and I know we were in there together for
45 minutes at least. she seemed to enjoy my company and the whole time
we sat and talked I could hear the gentle "ploops" and the smell had
taken over the w!
hole bathroom, it wasn't really a bad stink but a stong poop smell mixed
with her perfume. She wiped several times and when she got up and
pulled her slacks up she turned around and before she flushed she said
"woooooo what a snake". I got up from the edge of the tub and looked in
the toilet at a long light brown log with the smaller ones surrounding
the big one. When she flushed, the long turd came up out of the hole,
turned sideways and lodged in place. The only thing that went down was
the smaller turds and the toilet paper. She flushed it again and the big
log broke in half from the suction of the toilet leaving the light
brown skids all over the bottom of the toilet bowl. After that we became
like best friends until she remarried and as always everything changes.
Does anyone else have any stories like this one? If so please post them
I would love to read them.
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