Tony and his girlfriend Monica, Kylie (the sister of Tony) and me
(Bernie) are having fun on that week end. Saturday night, we went in a
Tex-Mex restaurant : they have a special night, dancing on the table
after having Texan and Mexican food. We eat very well and have a lot of
fun but before we continued, i got to change from point of view.
Kylie is having a lot of fun tonight. First, she eat what she prefer, 2
large bowls of chilli plus tacos with cheese. Now she is dancing on the
table with her friend Monica after 5 tequilas.
The music were very loud and the two 25 years old guys are sitting on
the back of their chairs, it 's not like they sulk but they don't like
dancing. The 2 girls were pretty nice and dance very well on the table
just in front of the 2 guys. Music and spotlights shaking and the
restaurant start to look more like a night club now.
Kylie was moving her body to the rhythm of the music when suddenly,
she feel the pressure on her belly, she is going to fart and she knows
that chilli gives her some killer gas. Under her shoulder she saw Tony
and Bernie talking and it gives her an idea. Their heads were at butt
level and not so far, with all the people around, they will never know
from who it came. When the pressure built up another time, she let fly a
fart proooooooopppppp, she just feel it passed between her vibrating
cheeks but don't heard it. She turn around and discretely watch at them
to see if they noticed it but nothing, they even didn't see to smell it.
She was offend by that, sure that the terrible gas chilli gives her
must have made an horrible smell. She start to think for revenge and she
feel another one coming. She must deliver them her best shot but as she
dance and turn around she see only Bernie in her back, Tony must have
gone to the toilet. Ok then, it will be all for him. She felt the
pressure built in her rumbling stomach and let it brew a little more for
a better release. She talk to Monica on her ear
- I gotta fart, she said to Monica.
Monica laugh and smile "so what".
- I need your help to fart as near as possible from Bernie 's head.
Just tell me when i can step back to stand the nearer to him, then i
will make my ass dance for him and when you tell me the moment, i will
fart on his face.
Monica start to laugh a lot because she know that Kylie 's farts smell
very bad. She agreed to give Bernie a good lesson because he beat her
in a darting contest they made just before and was taking praise all the
way to the restaurant and Monica hate to loose versus men.
Monica made some discrete signs and now Kylie is right above Bernie
that didn't seem to notice her "he was in his thought" she thinks. Then
Monica make a head sign to give Kylie the top. She start to make a sexy
ass dance slowly bending down on her knees and she feel a big fart
coming. She looks to Monica that tell her "now" and she released it
while she descend, a long
prrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt just when Bernie awoke
from his thoughts turn his head to her butt only a few inches from his
nose. He was hit by the killer smell and understand quickly what was
happening. Then he saw Kylie and Monica laughing at die Monica pinching
her nose and Kylie waving her hand behind her butt. He can read on their
lips "Does it stinks?". It effectively smell really bad and Bernie
start to sense a pressure on his cock. No one knows he is a fart smeller
and he just make a big smile to Kylie.
She was extremely offend with this smile telling to herself "ha you
smile, take this one" she turn, bend on her knees to get down and
fart... this time an SBD a few inches from his head. Bernie take it in
front and start to breathe deeply watching Kylie straight in the eyes,
it starting to stink very badly but he continue. She was stunned
watching him doing this, but inside she feels herself turning on it...
Hours later as Bernie bring back everybody home, Kylie says to the boys,
- You boys didn't even notice i fart on your heads all night.
- The two men said no but they tell that to avoid the humiliation and
change the subject. Kylie leave the car last and said good buy to
Bernie. He was going to start the engine when she turn back and knock at
the window at driver side. He open it and she says.
- I know you have smell my farts all night and you really noticed them. I want to call you next week, can i ?
- With pleasure said Bernie with a wink.
She smile, then turn slowly her butt toward the car and press it through the open window,
- I retain that one all the way just for you she said. With that she
drop a loud and loooonng
flflflflflflflfppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt. Bernie quickly
draw up the window and start to breathe deeply. She have balmy the
entire car with this one. A shit cabbage combo smell. He wave his hand
good buy and go sniffing all the way to is home.
- Don't fall asleep on the road she think laughing.
The following week, she call him on Wednesday asking if they could met
alone on Saturday afternoon. Bernie was OK so she start preparing a
diet. She try to remember every food that made her fart the most. And
fix it for the rest of the week. The day arrive and Kylie was fine
prepared...
When he arrive at her home she open the door before he could knock.
She grab him inside and quickly close the door. She was wearing only a
t-shirt and a panty.
- Get on your knees she told him, and put your head back. I'm going
to give you a good whiff and i want to fart on your face.
Then she stay in his back and saddled his face staying perched on her
toes on an A stance. Get your nose between my cheeks she said and smell
!!!. And Bernie do it quickly, starting to breathe he feel the rest of
her last fumes floating between her cheeks and the material of her
panty.
- You like that smell ? she ask smiling.
- Oh yes, give me more he reply imploring.
She bent forward and all of a sudden, she let out a huge fart
BROOOOOOORRRFFFFFF she pumps it right in his nostrils, Bernie was in
heaven, some sec later, a second one long and nasty happens. Kylie feel
the heat between her cheeks and she could feel Bernie 's nose breathing
very deep. She thinks she may not sense her own smell because he take it
entirely for himself. That 's make her smile because if the smell is as
worse than it was 10 minutes before when she almost suffocate herself
in her kitchen, he will not resist very long. She feel another one
coming, maybe getting in this position seems to brings her a good amount
of gas. Brrrrraaaattttttttt make a loud one that was really noisy, only
muffled by Bernie' s face, he breathe deeply to his lungs.
- Tell me, do this one stinks, i bet you never smell something like that she said.
- Yes, you have the worst farts i ever smell. Tell Bernie knowing that this will please her.
- I guess sure because i prepared myself all week for this. But describe a little, or i will stop.
- No, no please fart again. Said Bernie. I guess you don't call me to let me down without giving me all of your gas.
Ok but if you want my farts. You got to do all i want. I have an idea.
Why not making a fart contest with a friend of mine. She is the best
farter i know, you should be our referee ......and judge.
Less than an hour later, the friend of Kylie passed the door, her name
was Caroline she was 6" tall and nice but she have a little too large
butt. For Bernie, it's not that she is fat, no, no but she have some
good cheeks.
- Do you really mean what you say on the phone asked Caro as she entered?
- Yes, i find a pretty good fart smeller here and he agrees to be our
judge for an all day long contest. I hope your on good shape and had bad
gas because i train myself all week and had a diet waaoouuu he really
gonna like it.
- Don't worry for me said Caro. Worry for him. And where is this marvellous snifferboy?
Then the two came in the living room where he was sitting on the floor and Caro says.
- Ok it's you, man i 'm gonna really love to fart on your face, let's make presentations.
And she turn her butt toward Bernie and bend over. He quickly raise on
his knees and put his nose the deeper he can in her covered ass. She
wore a nice tight pant that draw her cheeks and perfectly show her
crack. Bernie push his nose really far in her cheeks.
She starting to grunt and push and then says "sniff this"
pppprrrrrrrouuuuuffffff "oh god" as her asshole expulse a big amount of
gas in his nostrils. A good one with cauliflower smell.
- Oooooh i' m gonna love it she said, i am very excited with this guy
breathing in my cheeks says Caro. And you know that getting excited
makes me fart even more. Just tell me when it's your turn kylie.
Some more grunts and a long prrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt came from her ass.
Kylie was looking at Bernie 's face buried in Caro 's ass and this
makes her laugh a lot because she knows Caro have the smellier farts you
could find.
- You will see says Kylie, he breathe so deep you will never smell your own vapours.
Ok now Bernie, you must rate our farts on 3 points. 1st the noise, 2nd
the length and 3rd the smell. All notes must be from 1 to 10. For the
smell of course you are the only one that could tell and that 's all
right for me.
- For me toooooooo said Caro as she tore a huge fart in Bernie 's
face. Ok start with this one, i am going to retain a little to get some
gas building. The next ones are gonna be tough, i mean i don't want to
be on the other side.
Bernie stay 20 seconds poking at Caro 's rear end then get up and take
the pen and paper gift by Kylie. He wrote secretly and turn back to
Kylie saying "now it 's your turn". What position do you prefer?
- Like we did later, she told him, just sit on the floor head back, i
am going in your back and saddled your face still on my feet.
Then they proceed and Kylie start to push and push, then she smile and
bend forward as she know this will relieve a good amount of gas. Of
course, Bernie 's nose was deep between her cheeks pumping the fumes of
her last farts with deep long breaths.
She get all advantages here, she was at home, she have prepared a fart
diet, and wore only a thin panty (very sexy). If she don't win this
contest, she gonna get raged.
With this thoughts, she continue to push and then release not a fart
but a series of loud and rumbling ones flflflflflpoorrrp
pprrooommmmmppppppp prrriiiiiiittttttttt bratttttttttttttt. She stay
pushing as she hold her breath the longer she can with her eyes closed
and her face concentrated, she hold Bernie's face deep in her butt with
her hands. Like if he could change his mind. Caro 's look of confidence
fade away as she ear the thunder farts Kylie have release on the lucky
Bernie. There was no doubt she may have a good note on the length and
noise part.
I bet that one must have stink like a devil breath. You know i retain
my shit since 12h00 and it's now 15h00. You must not be far from KO
Bernie. Don't you?
- Hey said Caro don't try to intimidate the ref. He is for me now.
- As you want Caro but you know you 're gonna loose, today I AM fartqueen.
- Ok let 's interest the game and bet something if you are so sure to win ask Caro.
- Why not 50 dollars reply Kylie.
- It 's ok for me says Caro that is richer enough to bet 500 dollars.
- I think one more point of rule must be take says Kylie. The one who
makes him pass out must have a bonus points. What do you think of 50
points.
- Ok but you may not win, he is mine and i will fart on him till he passed out.
- Ok let's make series of 3 distinct farts one after the other tell Kylie.
I' am home then i let you start.
Oh you are so sweet said Caro with a grin.
- Come here fart boy said Caro with a hard tone and get your nose deep
under my butt, i don 't want you to breathe anything else than my farts
you understand.
- "Ye ....Yes" reply Bernie a little impressed.
- After my first series, you will not like to be a fart smeller anymore.
She push Bernie on the floor and face sit him in a reverse 69, with
him in her back to get his nostrils right in the way of her asshole. She
try to make a sort off hull to let lesser air pass in her crack and he
have a hard time breathing now, she can feel him breathing under her
ass. She pull her cheeks apart with her hands and grunt a little when
suddenly an explosion of gas went to Bernie's nose, he feel the
vibrations but the most impressive was the volume of gas she have
expulsed and then the smell. Oh mama she stink like you couldn't
explain. Imagine the worst fart you ever smell and you were 10 times
less than reality.
- Try to resist this one she says very proud of herself sure that he
will gag and vomit. "I give you all my might on this one." Kylie was
preying in her mind "hold on Bernie please". But as Bernie wave his hand
to prove he were not KO, Caro raise herself and look at him with a bad
glance.
- Ok you are strong fart boy but i will break you, come with me she said.
And she headed him to Kylie 's bedroom where she told Bernie to get
under the sheets "i will gas you, you may not resist 2 farts with me
under the cover".
And she put the lucky fartboy entirely under the cover then get her
ass with him and above the sheets push his head on her butt. Bernie
quickly start to breathe the harder he can and she calm down making her
sphincter touch the tip of Bernie 's nose to let her gas go nowhere
instead of his nostrils. Then she concentrate and relax massaging
sweetly near her belly button. Less than a minute later, she tore a
pooting fart that was loud even for Kylie that was in the room so she
can imagine what he could feel under the cover. The smell enter Bernie
's nose and he start to see stars as he breathe only gas for now 3
minutes. She strain once more and puff a long series of sputtering
pppprrprprprprprprprrrrrrttttttrttrtrtrtrtrttrttrtrtrtr like a trumpet.
Bernie felt her winds on his face as she laughs loud. Caro have
something special, something you never met or heard when someone fart.
She could strain herself and expulse so much gas that every single
squeaker of her bum could really filled up a room with her smell; and
now he take all of her attention for himself, moreover he was under the
cover.
- I never try like that before she says but i like it, you know
sometimes i almost suffocate myself on my bed. If you want me to fart
again on your face Bernie, i will do it with pleasure. Caro knows she
haven't succeed to KOed Bernie and that the job will be easier for Kylie
now that she have half asleep Bernie but she take it with class and for
the hell of it let fly a good SBD under the cover saying to Kylie "wait
a minute for him to sniff all of my gas".
- OK now he is yours she told Kylie leaving the bed, the smell still
contain under the cover rush to the 2 girls and make them gag.
- I will never know how this guy could take all of that. I couldn't bear my own smell said Caro.
- Now, it 's my turn shout Kylie, she had a good idea and knows that
she must not let Bernie recover from Caro 's farts if she wanted to win.
- Come with me she says to Bernie. And get this on your face as she give him ................ a gas mask.
- But i must write some notes said Bernie a little disoriented.
- No time for that now, the one who makes you passed out wins.
She help him and now he wore the gas mask perfectly.
- Now see my idea she said to Caro, i am gonna use the gas mask the
inverse it have been created to. We all know that Caro and i have bad
gas and very very voluminous farts. The problem is that we can't make
Bernie breathe all of our farts because he can't breathe all the gas we
release. You were close to the solution with the under cover style Caro
but the sheets and cover were not a cell piece. My gas mask IS.
Now Bernie i retire the filtering capsule of the gas mask and if i put
my asshole just in there on the hole. I am sure you will inhale all i
will pumps in your nostrils. I will fill completely your lungs but it 's
not a problem for me, with that, if you don't pass out there after 3 of
my bombs, i will get killed.
OK now get on my favourite position she ordered. And Bernie do what she want.
She saddled his face, push her panty to one side and put her butt hole
right on the place of the filter. Bernie see the perfect ass of Kylie
on his face and breathe till he can. Then she cut all of his air making
him a little panic.
Kylie knows that what she was going to do was very dangerous but she
wanted to win and don't really mind for Bernie. After a few seconds she
said.
- OK, you really need to breathe now Bernie so .............. INSPIRE
she shout while she expulse a long and nasty fart that sounded like a
boomer prrrrrrpprprprprprpr all gas pumped into Bernie 's nose and lungs
burning everywhere.
Let's go breathe Bernie, yes breathe and she shoot the second. A
series of long sbd that last almost 8-9 sec. Bernie was falling to his
side due to the lack of oxygen, his eyes full of stars. In reflex, he
try to stay up but couldn't and fall on his back. His mind was very far,
all he could feel and taste was the smell, a very dense smell like a
mix of rotten eggs and cabbages but very hot. He was KO that was
obvious. But Kylie continue and step on him to saddled his face even on
the floor for her third down. She saddled his face in a 69 and put one
more time her sphincter on the gas mask. Then very sadistically, she
push hard on Bernie 's belly to expulse all of his air, she feel the air
flush out of the mask on her ass and when he start to inspire to
refilled his lungs, she put her ass back on the gas filter cutting all
of his air and release a huge series of farts. Caro see Bernie 's lungs
inflate as Kylie fart and fart again filling them with her gas. Bernie
's weak arms want to push Kylie in is panic but she stay firmly on his
face and looking Caro straight in the eyes take a deep breath and push
with a grin a last fart that sounded like a long trumpet sound with her
face in relief saying "aaahhhhhh soo gooood"....... Kylie stand up with
the smile of the winner. Bernie was in dreamland and Caro knows that
she has lost.
- I am gonna enjoy to be the Queen of farts said Kylie.
- Yes your the best today take your money but please when the poor
Bernie awoke give him my number, if he still want to be farted on i will
be there.
The end