No Good Deed by thisasecret

 

 

 

 

 

"Ready?" she asked nervously. "I've never done this before and I just HATE wiping diarrhea off my ass. so much of seems to get left behind! And the toilet paper is so rough. " she smiled at Bernie as she slid her panties to her ankles. "Dont worry, my tongue is silky smooth" reassured Bernie. Bernie lay on the ground with his head in the toilet. He was forced to balance his head so it wouldn't get wet. "Thanks for doing this" murmured Sarah, demurely placing her bum on his face. Then she settled back, unwittingly squashing Bernie's face between her cheeks. Bernie helplessly shoved his face into her ass, trying to keep his hair dry. "You're such a gentleman to help me like this" cooed Sarah. "I'm comforted knowing that you're here." Sarah imagined Bernie's hero heart burning with pride and sneered. Sarah wasn't evil -- she just enjoyed ruining men. Her innocent smile made it so easy. Bernie thought she was an angel sitting on the altar that was his face. Sarah smiled as she felt his cautious movements -- as is HE would hurt HER. Gullible fools made the best toilet paper. Bernie was feverishly happy. Sitting on his face was a creature so pure that he felt dirty. I won't let her down, Bernie thought as a slow smile started spreading on Sarah's lips. Sarah's heinie devoured him, cocooning his face as she prepared to use him in the filthiest way possible. Sarah liked taking it slow with her victims. Letting them think she was a lost babe for as long as possible. "I think I'm going to fart, Bernie," she whispered, then shifted slightly and broke wind. "Its not too smelly, is it?" Momentarily stunned by having another person fart in his face, "No Sarah," he managed. The fart was hot and it lingered, a pungent smell trapped inside Sarah's cheeks with his nose. "Sorry Bernie," he heard her say. "I hope I don't do that too often." She fidgeted, seeking a comfortable spot until her sphincter closed around the tip of his nose. Bernie felt like a laid egg beneath a mother hen, under wraps. Sarah's asshole purred, expelling more gas. "Excuse me, Bernie." Bernie's air was tainted with a cabbage-y smell that he had to breathe in. Just as he started getting some fresh air again, Sarah's cute butt blew another polite puff into his face. Sarah sat on his face, savoring this foreplay. She was enjoying herself. Bernie, however, was not. Bernie kept his nose bravely wedged into Sarah's crack as she emitted anal gas. Each polite toot wrecked his senses. It was like having a skunk's asshole right on your nose as it doused you. Then it said "excuse me" and did it again. The worst part is, Bernie thought, she has no idea how bad her farts are. And I can't let her find out either. "How's the smell down there?" Sarah asked anxiously, getting up. "Is it bad?" "No..noo!" stammered Bernie. "It's...*gag*...fine." "Are you sure?" she pleaded. "The smell is just going to get worse." "It's fine," said Bernie, adding "I like it." "You do?" Her eyes were as big as dinner plates. "Of course! Your farts smell like strawberries." Sarah fingered her asshole and took a tentative sniff. "Yuck!" her nose wrinkled in disgust. "That smells like poo to me! But I guess that's why being fart sniffer is YOUR job." Her asshole blew a raspberry at Bernie mid-descent and Sarah pressed it into his face as her full weight rested on him again. "I'm SO relieved you like this smell, Bernie." She smeared another fart onto his face. "Did that one smell like strawberries too?" She wiped her crack with his smushed face, spraying it again. "How about this one?" Then she settled back, checking the messages on her phone, frequently shifting a hip or pushing back a thigh as she ripped more wind into Bernie's abused face. An especially loud fart trumpeted out and she looked up from her phone. "It smells pretty bad up here. It must be horrendous where you are, Bernie!" It was agony for Bernie. Farts smell truly disgusting when you have to inhale them from their point of origin. Each fart hung in the air, each sulphuric emission quietly subjugating him till he was silently begging for relief. The heat from the gas was making him sweat. His face was slimy with her sap, and she kept adding layer upon layer as she distractedly polished his face with her bum while checking Facebook. His face was being turned to mush by her ample ass -- it felt like the cheeks were corkscrewing back and forth with each fart, smushing his nose, first this way then that way. Sarah got off his face, her ass peeling off with a nasty suctioning sound. Bernie did his impression of a fish out of water. His eyes were sealed shut, his face like a rumpled shirt. His features were covered in brown goo, like he was at the spa. "You're a hero, Bernie," Sarah said, looking at him with concern. "You really like my farts, don't you?" "Ye...yes, Sarah." She kissed him. "You're a good man, Bernie." Bernie's heart grew three times bigger. "I like kissing you," he whispered. Sarah spun around and offered up her backside. "Then kiss me, Bernie." Sarah's smile grew wide as she felt the man dutifully kiss her. He would do anything for her right then. She gracefully lowered herself down, sitting on the toilet seat with a man's face caught between her cheeks. "Seal your lips onto my asshole, Bernie," she said. Sarah felt his muscles tense as he realized what was going to happen. She felt him place his lips on her sphincter, ready to accept her gift, recycle her waste, swallowing every coil of steaming sewage she deigned to drop into his mouth. Bernie felt her soft cheeks pressing on his face with an angelic innocence that he knew would soon be betrayed by a spray of steamy diarrhea. Her ass sealed his eyes shut but he imagined her quavering above, embarrassed by her body and her need, but above all else thankful to this brave man who was going to help her. Sarah squeezed her cheeks together and then farted as she sat on the toilet seat as she had so many times before, the exception being that this time Bernie was caught between her legs and inhaling that dirty scent right out of her ass. Bernie felt her unclench as an appetizer blew out of her rear end with a PFFFT. It smelled MUCH shittier. Uh oh, thought Bernie. Then he felt a horrible slickness on his lips, a texture like a granola bar with nuts, and then an ungodly taste as his tongue found the start of the coil of shit. His mind connected with the full knowledge of what he was tasting, a repulsive taste that no man should ever taste, and it took all his willpower not to throw up right then. He merely gagged as more of the shit oozed into his mouth, smushing itself against his cheeks, teeth, tongue. The stench was unholy, a double barrel shotgun of rotten shit jammed into his face. But that was nothing compared to the dung that Sarah was filling his mouth with. He still hadn't swallowed any shit, but he felt the tip of the second coil on his lips so he gulped, thinking I am a toilet. I have swallowed another person's shit. And there's more to come. Overhead, Sarah was fighting to keep back the cruel chortles that were ringing in her ears as she felt the man below her ACTUALLY EAT THE DIGUSTING GOO that was flowing out of her rear entrance. She arched her back, pushing her bottom into Bernie's face like an aggressive waitress at a cocktail party offering an exotic hors-d'oeuvre. Another disgusting turd slithered out of her asshole and she felt the man below her obediently eat it up, a sad but obedient puppy just wanting to please an abusive owner. She felt her tummy rumble and said "uh oh. Better open really wide for this one." Then a wet sludge erupted, her asshole spouting shit, piping hot diarrhea fed straight to her toilet. The smell was unbearable even from up there, and as she thought about what she was doing to this poor man, Sarah couldn't control it anymore. She began squealing with laughter. "How's the smell down there Bernie? Does it still smell like strawberries? Tell me...does it taste like a strawberry milkshake too?" She got off and sneered at him. "You think you're so brave, helping a poor girl like me? Do you think you're going to get into my pants? This is what you're good for Bernie -- being my toilet. Eat up!" She pasted herself back onto his face and farted rudely before unloading another tide of sewage into his helpless mouth. "You know you're going to have to lick this shit off my ass, right? and that could take hours...plenty of time for you to smell more of my pungent gas!" Bernie could do nothing except swallow more of liquid shit. He knew now that he had been used and abused by this evil woman, but he could nothing except gulp down the soft-serve poo that she produced. Finally, Sarah got up smiling and Bernie cleaned himself. She smiled even more broadly as she presented her ass to him, ready to be cleaned. Bernie stared dejectedly at as she said "come on Bernie." He pressed his face into her crack and she rewarded him with a fart, chuckling as he groaned. Her asshole was a flower that blossomed into anal gas, and Bernie knew he would be tending this hot bed for a while. Sarah felt his tongue flicking up and down her crack, scratching her itch, scouring her filthy cheeks and then probing her hole. "mmm, your tongue IS soft" she smiled. "Losers make the best toilet paper." "Kiss me" Bernie kissed her ass submissively, and she smiled as she thought "just like a dog." She pulled on her panties up to her now-gleaming backside and walked out, leaving another ruined man in her wake.

The Gas Mask Style by Billyzen

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tony and his girlfriend Monica, Kylie (the sister of Tony) and me (Bernie) are having fun on that week end. Saturday night, we went in a Tex-Mex restaurant : they have a special night, dancing on the table after having Texan and Mexican food. We eat very well and have a lot of fun but before we continued, i got to change from point of view.
Kylie is having a lot of fun tonight. First, she eat what she prefer, 2 large bowls of chilli plus tacos with cheese. Now she is dancing on the table with her friend Monica after 5 tequilas.
The music were very loud and the two 25 years old guys are sitting on the back of their chairs, it 's not like they sulk but they don't like dancing. The 2 girls were pretty nice and dance very well on the table just in front of the 2 guys. Music and spotlights shaking and the restaurant start to look more like a night club now.
Kylie was moving her body to the rhythm of the music when suddenly, she feel the pressure on her belly, she is going to fart and she knows that chilli gives her some killer gas. Under her shoulder she saw Tony and Bernie talking and it gives her an idea. Their heads were at butt level and not so far, with all the people around, they will never know from who it came. When the pressure built up another time, she let fly a fart proooooooopppppp, she just feel it passed between her vibrating cheeks but don't heard it. She turn around and discretely watch at them to see if they noticed it but nothing, they even didn't see to smell it. She was offend by that, sure that the terrible gas chilli gives her must have made an horrible smell. She start to think for revenge and she feel another one coming. She must deliver them her best shot but as she dance and turn around she see only Bernie in her back, Tony must have gone to the toilet. Ok then, it will be all for him. She felt the pressure built in her rumbling stomach and let it brew a little more for a better release. She talk to Monica on her ear
- I gotta fart, she said to Monica.
Monica laugh and smile "so what".
- I need your help to fart as near as possible from Bernie 's head. Just tell me when i can step back to stand the nearer to him, then i will make my ass dance for him and when you tell me the moment, i will fart on his face.
Monica start to laugh a lot because she know that Kylie 's farts smell very bad. She agreed to give Bernie a good lesson because he beat her in a darting contest they made just before and was taking praise all the way to the restaurant and Monica hate to loose versus men.
Monica made some discrete signs and now Kylie is right above Bernie that didn't seem to notice her "he was in his thought" she thinks. Then Monica make a head sign to give Kylie the top. She start to make a sexy ass dance slowly bending down on her knees and she feel a big fart coming. She looks to Monica that tell her "now" and she released it while she descend, a long prrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt just when Bernie awoke from his thoughts turn his head to her butt only a few inches from his nose. He was hit by the killer smell and understand quickly what was happening. Then he saw Kylie and Monica laughing at die Monica pinching her nose and Kylie waving her hand behind her butt. He can read on their lips "Does it stinks?". It effectively smell really bad and Bernie start to sense a pressure on his cock. No one knows he is a fart smeller and he just make a big smile to Kylie.
She was extremely offend with this smile telling to herself "ha you smile, take this one" she turn, bend on her knees to get down and fart... this time an SBD a few inches from his head. Bernie take it in front and start to breathe deeply watching Kylie straight in the eyes, it starting to stink very badly but he continue. She was stunned watching him doing this, but inside she feels herself turning on it...
Hours later as Bernie bring back everybody home, Kylie says to the boys,
- You boys didn't even notice i fart on your heads all night.
- The two men said no but they tell that to avoid the humiliation and change the subject. Kylie leave the car last and said good buy to Bernie. He was going to start the engine when she turn back and knock at the window at driver side. He open it and she says.
- I know you have smell my farts all night and you really noticed them. I want to call you next week, can i ?
- With pleasure said Bernie with a wink.
She smile, then turn slowly her butt toward the car and press it through the open window,
- I retain that one all the way just for you she said. With that she drop a loud and loooonng flflflflflflflfppppppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt. Bernie quickly draw up the window and start to breathe deeply. She have balmy the entire car with this one. A shit cabbage combo smell. He wave his hand good buy and go sniffing all the way to is home.
- Don't fall asleep on the road she think laughing.
The following week, she call him on Wednesday asking if they could met alone on Saturday afternoon. Bernie was OK so she start preparing a diet. She try to remember every food that made her fart the most. And fix it for the rest of the week. The day arrive and Kylie was fine prepared...

When he arrive at her home she open the door before he could knock. She grab him inside and quickly close the door. She was wearing only a t-shirt and a panty.
- Get on your knees she told him, and put your head back. I'm going to give you a good whiff and i want to fart on your face.
Then she stay in his back and saddled his face staying perched on her toes on an A stance. Get your nose between my cheeks she said and smell !!!. And Bernie do it quickly, starting to breathe he feel the rest of her last fumes floating between her cheeks and the material of her panty.
- You like that smell ? she ask smiling.
- Oh yes, give me more he reply imploring.
She bent forward and all of a sudden, she let out a huge fart BROOOOOOORRRFFFFFF she pumps it right in his nostrils, Bernie was in heaven, some sec later, a second one long and nasty happens. Kylie feel the heat between her cheeks and she could feel Bernie 's nose breathing very deep. She thinks she may not sense her own smell because he take it entirely for himself. That 's make her smile because if the smell is as worse than it was 10 minutes before when she almost suffocate herself in her kitchen, he will not resist very long. She feel another one coming, maybe getting in this position seems to brings her a good amount of gas. Brrrrraaaattttttttt make a loud one that was really noisy, only muffled by Bernie' s face, he breathe deeply to his lungs.
- Tell me, do this one stinks, i bet you never smell something like that she said.
- Yes, you have the worst farts i ever smell. Tell Bernie knowing that this will please her.
- I guess sure because i prepared myself all week for this. But describe a little, or i will stop.
- No, no please fart again. Said Bernie. I guess you don't call me to let me down without giving me all of your gas.
Ok but if you want my farts. You got to do all i want. I have an idea. Why not making a fart contest with a friend of mine. She is the best farter i know, you should be our referee ......and judge.
Less than an hour later, the friend of Kylie passed the door, her name was Caroline she was 6" tall and nice but she have a little too large butt. For Bernie, it's not that she is fat, no, no but she have some good cheeks.
- Do you really mean what you say on the phone asked Caro as she entered?
- Yes, i find a pretty good fart smeller here and he agrees to be our judge for an all day long contest. I hope your on good shape and had bad gas because i train myself all week and had a diet waaoouuu he really gonna like it.
- Don't worry for me said Caro. Worry for him. And where is this marvellous snifferboy?
Then the two came in the living room where he was sitting on the floor and Caro says.
- Ok it's you, man i 'm gonna really love to fart on your face, let's make presentations.
And she turn her butt toward Bernie and bend over. He quickly raise on his knees and put his nose the deeper he can in her covered ass. She wore a nice tight pant that draw her cheeks and perfectly show her crack. Bernie push his nose really far in her cheeks.
She starting to grunt and push and then says "sniff this" pppprrrrrrrouuuuuffffff "oh god" as her asshole expulse a big amount of gas in his nostrils. A good one with cauliflower smell.
- Oooooh i' m gonna love it she said, i am very excited with this guy breathing in my cheeks says Caro. And you know that getting excited makes me fart even more. Just tell me when it's your turn kylie.
Some more grunts and a long prrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt came from her ass.
Kylie was looking at Bernie 's face buried in Caro 's ass and this makes her laugh a lot because she knows Caro have the smellier farts you could find.
- You will see says Kylie, he breathe so deep you will never smell your own vapours.
Ok now Bernie, you must rate our farts on 3 points. 1st the noise, 2nd the length and 3rd the smell. All notes must be from 1 to 10. For the smell of course you are the only one that could tell and that 's all right for me.
- For me toooooooo said Caro as she tore a huge fart in Bernie 's face. Ok start with this one, i am going to retain a little to get some gas building. The next ones are gonna be tough, i mean i don't want to be on the other side.
Bernie stay 20 seconds poking at Caro 's rear end then get up and take the pen and paper gift by Kylie. He wrote secretly and turn back to Kylie saying "now it 's your turn". What position do you prefer?
- Like we did later, she told him, just sit on the floor head back, i am going in your back and saddled your face still on my feet.
Then they proceed and Kylie start to push and push, then she smile and bend forward as she know this will relieve a good amount of gas. Of course, Bernie 's nose was deep between her cheeks pumping the fumes of her last farts with deep long breaths.
She get all advantages here, she was at home, she have prepared a fart diet, and wore only a thin panty (very sexy). If she don't win this contest, she gonna get raged.
With this thoughts, she continue to push and then release not a fart but a series of loud and rumbling ones flflflflflpoorrrp pprrooommmmmppppppp prrriiiiiiittttttttt bratttttttttttttt. She stay pushing as she hold her breath the longer she can with her eyes closed and her face concentrated, she hold Bernie's face deep in her butt with her hands. Like if he could change his mind. Caro 's look of confidence fade away as she ear the thunder farts Kylie have release on the lucky Bernie. There was no doubt she may have a good note on the length and noise part.
I bet that one must have stink like a devil breath. You know i retain my shit since 12h00 and it's now 15h00. You must not be far from KO Bernie. Don't you?
- Hey said Caro don't try to intimidate the ref. He is for me now.
- As you want Caro but you know you 're gonna loose, today I AM fartqueen.
- Ok let 's interest the game and bet something if you are so sure to win ask Caro.
- Why not 50 dollars reply Kylie.
- It 's ok for me says Caro that is richer enough to bet 500 dollars.
- I think one more point of rule must be take says Kylie. The one who makes him pass out must have a bonus points. What do you think of 50 points.
- Ok but you may not win, he is mine and i will fart on him till he passed out.
- Ok let's make series of 3 distinct farts one after the other tell Kylie.
I' am home then i let you start.
Oh you are so sweet said Caro with a grin.
- Come here fart boy said Caro with a hard tone and get your nose deep under my butt, i don 't want you to breathe anything else than my farts you understand.
- "Ye ....Yes" reply Bernie a little impressed.
- After my first series, you will not like to be a fart smeller anymore.
She push Bernie on the floor and face sit him in a reverse 69, with him in her back to get his nostrils right in the way of her asshole. She try to make a sort off hull to let lesser air pass in her crack and he have a hard time breathing now, she can feel him breathing under her ass. She pull her cheeks apart with her hands and grunt a little when suddenly an explosion of gas went to Bernie's nose, he feel the vibrations but the most impressive was the volume of gas she have expulsed and then the smell. Oh mama she stink like you couldn't explain. Imagine the worst fart you ever smell and you were 10 times less than reality.
- Try to resist this one she says very proud of herself sure that he will gag and vomit. "I give you all my might on this one." Kylie was preying in her mind "hold on Bernie please". But as Bernie wave his hand to prove he were not KO, Caro raise herself and look at him with a bad glance.
- Ok you are strong fart boy but i will break you, come with me she said.
And she headed him to Kylie 's bedroom where she told Bernie to get under the sheets "i will gas you, you may not resist 2 farts with me under the cover".
And she put the lucky fartboy entirely under the cover then get her ass with him and above the sheets push his head on her butt. Bernie quickly start to breathe the harder he can and she calm down making her sphincter touch the tip of Bernie 's nose to let her gas go nowhere instead of his nostrils. Then she concentrate and relax massaging sweetly near her belly button. Less than a minute later, she tore a pooting fart that was loud even for Kylie that was in the room so she can imagine what he could feel under the cover. The smell enter Bernie 's nose and he start to see stars as he breathe only gas for now 3 minutes. She strain once more and puff a long series of sputtering pppprrprprprprprprprrrrrrttttttrttrtrtrtrtrttrttrtrtrtr like a trumpet. Bernie felt her winds on his face as she laughs loud. Caro have something special, something you never met or heard when someone fart. She could strain herself and expulse so much gas that every single squeaker of her bum could really filled up a room with her smell; and now he take all of her attention for himself, moreover he was under the cover.
- I never try like that before she says but i like it, you know sometimes i almost suffocate myself on my bed. If you want me to fart again on your face Bernie, i will do it with pleasure. Caro knows she haven't succeed to KOed Bernie and that the job will be easier for Kylie now that she have half asleep Bernie but she take it with class and for the hell of it let fly a good SBD under the cover saying to Kylie "wait a minute for him to sniff all of my gas".
- OK now he is yours she told Kylie leaving the bed, the smell still contain under the cover rush to the 2 girls and make them gag.
- I will never know how this guy could take all of that. I couldn't bear my own smell said Caro.
- Now, it 's my turn shout Kylie, she had a good idea and knows that she must not let Bernie recover from Caro 's farts if she wanted to win.
- Come with me she says to Bernie. And get this on your face as she give him ................ a gas mask.
- But i must write some notes said Bernie a little disoriented.
- No time for that now, the one who makes you passed out wins.
She help him and now he wore the gas mask perfectly.
- Now see my idea she said to Caro, i am gonna use the gas mask the inverse it have been created to. We all know that Caro and i have bad gas and very very voluminous farts. The problem is that we can't make Bernie breathe all of our farts because he can't breathe all the gas we release. You were close to the solution with the under cover style Caro but the sheets and cover were not a cell piece. My gas mask IS.
Now Bernie i retire the filtering capsule of the gas mask and if i put my asshole just in there on the hole. I am sure you will inhale all i will pumps in your nostrils. I will fill completely your lungs but it 's not a problem for me, with that, if you don't pass out there after 3 of my bombs, i will get killed.
OK now get on my favourite position she ordered. And Bernie do what she want.
She saddled his face, push her panty to one side and put her butt hole right on the place of the filter. Bernie see the perfect ass of Kylie on his face and breathe till he can. Then she cut all of his air making him a little panic.
Kylie knows that what she was going to do was very dangerous but she wanted to win and don't really mind for Bernie. After a few seconds she said.
- OK, you really need to breathe now Bernie so .............. INSPIRE she shout while she expulse a long and nasty fart that sounded like a boomer prrrrrrpprprprprprpr all gas pumped into Bernie 's nose and lungs burning everywhere.
Let's go breathe Bernie, yes breathe and she shoot the second. A series of long sbd that last almost 8-9 sec. Bernie was falling to his side due to the lack of oxygen, his eyes full of stars. In reflex, he try to stay up but couldn't and fall on his back. His mind was very far, all he could feel and taste was the smell, a very dense smell like a mix of rotten eggs and cabbages but very hot. He was KO that was obvious. But Kylie continue and step on him to saddled his face even on the floor for her third down. She saddled his face in a 69 and put one more time her sphincter on the gas mask. Then very sadistically, she push hard on Bernie 's belly to expulse all of his air, she feel the air flush out of the mask on her ass and when he start to inspire to refilled his lungs, she put her ass back on the gas filter cutting all of his air and release a huge series of farts. Caro see Bernie 's lungs inflate as Kylie fart and fart again filling them with her gas. Bernie 's weak arms want to push Kylie in is panic but she stay firmly on his face and looking Caro straight in the eyes take a deep breath and push with a grin a last fart that sounded like a long trumpet sound with her face in relief saying "aaahhhhhh soo gooood"....... Kylie stand up with the smile of the winner. Bernie was in dreamland and Caro knows that she has lost.
- I am gonna enjoy to be the Queen of farts said Kylie.
- Yes your the best today take your money but please when the poor Bernie awoke give him my number, if he still want to be farted on i will be there.

The end