Hey y’all. Eve here. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about this then it finally happened. Let me start over. I have always gotten the question “have you ever been recognized in public” the answer was always no. Until now. I was out visiting my cousins in California. They live not too far from LA. I was spending a lot of time with my cousins for the week because I don’t get to see them very often. It was just Lexi my mom and I visiting. We were away for 4 days. Friday to Monday. It was really nice to see everyone. Well the one day we went to a star bucks. It was me my sister Lexi and my 3 other cousins that are around my age. (I’m the oldest at age 20). My one cousin Julia is 19. She was the one driving everyone around in her moms minivan. We were walking around a shopping mall. This mall was smaller and definitely not as crowded as I thought it would be. It was somewhat near LA so I was expecting a lot of people but surprisingly it wasn’t. We were shopping around and we stopped at Starbucks for ice coffee. We sat down at a table and my other 3 cousins ordered separate from Lexi and I. First the young boy shouted my cousins names all together. Then a couple minutes later the same boy. Shouted “Eve and Lexi” then I stood up and walked over to the counter with Lexi to get our drinks. The young boys eyes widened when I got to him. “Can I help you?” I asked nicely. I didn’t say it in a rude way I said it in a “I noticed you widen your eyes when you saw me” way. The boy didn’t say anything at first then when I went to grab a straw he ask “Are you Eve from JJT?” And my heart stopped. Lexi looked at me weird. “No sorry. I think you have the wrong girl. Sorry” I said. “Oh sorry. Have a nice day” he said. We walked back to the table and Lexi asked me about it. I told her I had no clue. Obviously I knew exactly what he was talking about. We finished our ice coffees and started to shop again. I couldn’t stop thinking about the boy. He looked really young. Like REALLY young. We were shopping around the mall when suddenly the girls took a thorn into Victoria’s Secret. Obviously I don’t shop there due to my bladder problem causing me to wear Goodnites. When they went in the store I told them “I’ll catch up with you guys in a bit. I’m gonna go look for clothes for my boyfriend” but I lied. I walked out and walked right back to Starbucks. I went up to the counter and asked the kid who gave me my drink from earlier and said “excuse me but can someone wipe down that table over there” and he looked at me and said sure. It was a secluded table and no one was around. After he wiped it down I said “thank you... Justin” I looked at his name tag. “No problem” he said. “Oh before you go” I said as I leaned in to his ear to whisper. “I want you to smell my fart and embrace it” i whispered in his ear. He quickly looked at me with disbelief. “It is you” he said. “Yup. And I just ripped a silent but deadly just for you” I blew him a kiss and said “smell ya later” and walked away. Now normally I would just not do that at all. But since I live in Pennsylvania and this was in a California Starbucks I figured I’d probably never go back anyway. I left and met back up with my group. I never went back to that Starbucks again and Justin I know you’re reading this. I’m sorry... I know that fart was horrendous. But at least you’re the first fan to ever encounter me. Smell ya later Justin.
