Ok
guys i know i've been A ghost lately but its because i met the girl of my
dreams. So last night i lived any fart mans dream. But before i talk about last
night i'll tell you about the night before last night, i took her to olive
garden and when we got home she told me to stop touching her butt because it
made her have to fart. So I was like go ahead, but she wouldn't. So late in the
night I went to go brush my teeth, when I came back in the room I smelt this
awful fart smell and i knew she farted so i went in to kiss her ass and she
said I wouldn't kiss my butt because i farted. I knew she farted so I secretly
sniffed. Then like 10 min later she was like I have such bad gass and i need to
fart. so then I was like go in the bathroom an fart, then I was like I bet your
farts are tiny just to make her try and fart loud because she was standing in
the bathroom. Guys it was like Brittany Moore shit, where she farts a bomb and
then they just keep coming. She farted like 8 good loud powerful ones in the
bathroom and then she smelled it and said they were awful smelling an fabreezed
the bathroom an closed the door. An i'm not kidding I smelled them from the bed
and the bed was like 10 feet away. So she did that same thing a few more times
in the night. Then the next day when she was at work I found the white pantys
she was shitting her pants in, an I sniffed the shit out of them, they had a
perfect brown stain an they smelled just like her farts, it was great. Ok now
for the main event.......
We got domino's wings an pizza and she calmed her stomach hurt after eating. So as were watching the movie click, her stomach was making noises so I was like are you gassy again and she was like yes I am. So i was like fart.... then she lifted her leg an let a good power fart go, an we just laughed. Then I was joking around and I was like i bet you could fart on command and she farted again, she farted on command ever time i told her to it was crazy..... it was dream like guys, but this time They didn't smell, so then I was giving her a massage an I farted on her leg and i'm under the blanket by the way. then she was like i'm going to fart on you, an I was like u don't have the balls. so she let this long whispery fart out an it was brutal smelling haha an she just couldn't stop laughing and she kept apologizing for the smell. But I was just sniffing that shit up under the blanket haha. So she farted like 3 or 4 times with me laying on her leg an i smelt them through the blanket. Then I decided to give her a ass massage because she loves them and my face was resting on her back legs behind her ass, so my face is like 3 inches from her ass. An she loves the spurs an I was talking a bunch of shit about them. She was like if you don't stop talking shit i'm going to fart in your face, so do you think I stopped.... hell no!! haha so then she decided to rip a big like 4 second fart right in my face and she just loved it. It literally blew my hair on my head, I've never felt the force of a huge fart like that in my face, so I was in boner heaven. Then like 10 min later she was laying on her side an let a little bubbly one go and it was really smelly. Like they would linger around for like 5 min an i'd just sniff the shit out of her pantys because they still smelt like her fart. So 2 min later I was like your farts are so small an girly. An she bent over to get a drink of her coke an was like ohhh yah. She drank her coke an burped loud and was like ready and I kinda got my face right by her butt and she ripped a huge fart. Like it was huge it sounded pumped. An fuck it stank up the room right away. It was like a ambrosia fart. An she just laughed an i'm pretty sure i jizzed a little. Then she farted about 5 more times before she fell asleep. An when she was sleeping i was massaging her ass an farts were just coming out I was in heaven.
Sorry this story was soo long. It was just a dream come true because she farted every time I wanted her to an they smelled worse then mine. Like i've experienced farts in my face from my ex but this girl can fart guys. Shes chill so maybe she will let me film videos. By the way I have only known her for like 5 weeks.
An my girlfriend is hot, She looks like ambrosia but with more meat. Not fat but just a bigger ass with D boobs. She is just a hot latina, shes actually hotter then ambrosia. An she has some tattoos. Shes like a tom boy that dresses an looks like a model haha she helped me change my brakes because she knows alot about cars an we play cod when were bored an fuck all the time. Shes unreal i'm definitively going to marry this chick. This story is 100 percent real too...like i said it was just a dream come true. Keep searching for your girl guys because you will find her.
We got domino's wings an pizza and she calmed her stomach hurt after eating. So as were watching the movie click, her stomach was making noises so I was like are you gassy again and she was like yes I am. So i was like fart.... then she lifted her leg an let a good power fart go, an we just laughed. Then I was joking around and I was like i bet you could fart on command and she farted again, she farted on command ever time i told her to it was crazy..... it was dream like guys, but this time They didn't smell, so then I was giving her a massage an I farted on her leg and i'm under the blanket by the way. then she was like i'm going to fart on you, an I was like u don't have the balls. so she let this long whispery fart out an it was brutal smelling haha an she just couldn't stop laughing and she kept apologizing for the smell. But I was just sniffing that shit up under the blanket haha. So she farted like 3 or 4 times with me laying on her leg an i smelt them through the blanket. Then I decided to give her a ass massage because she loves them and my face was resting on her back legs behind her ass, so my face is like 3 inches from her ass. An she loves the spurs an I was talking a bunch of shit about them. She was like if you don't stop talking shit i'm going to fart in your face, so do you think I stopped.... hell no!! haha so then she decided to rip a big like 4 second fart right in my face and she just loved it. It literally blew my hair on my head, I've never felt the force of a huge fart like that in my face, so I was in boner heaven. Then like 10 min later she was laying on her side an let a little bubbly one go and it was really smelly. Like they would linger around for like 5 min an i'd just sniff the shit out of her pantys because they still smelt like her fart. So 2 min later I was like your farts are so small an girly. An she bent over to get a drink of her coke an was like ohhh yah. She drank her coke an burped loud and was like ready and I kinda got my face right by her butt and she ripped a huge fart. Like it was huge it sounded pumped. An fuck it stank up the room right away. It was like a ambrosia fart. An she just laughed an i'm pretty sure i jizzed a little. Then she farted about 5 more times before she fell asleep. An when she was sleeping i was massaging her ass an farts were just coming out I was in heaven.
Sorry this story was soo long. It was just a dream come true because she farted every time I wanted her to an they smelled worse then mine. Like i've experienced farts in my face from my ex but this girl can fart guys. Shes chill so maybe she will let me film videos. By the way I have only known her for like 5 weeks.
An my girlfriend is hot, She looks like ambrosia but with more meat. Not fat but just a bigger ass with D boobs. She is just a hot latina, shes actually hotter then ambrosia. An she has some tattoos. Shes like a tom boy that dresses an looks like a model haha she helped me change my brakes because she knows alot about cars an we play cod when were bored an fuck all the time. Shes unreal i'm definitively going to marry this chick. This story is 100 percent real too...like i said it was just a dream come true. Keep searching for your girl guys because you will find her.
