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Saturday, November 30, 2013

Little Mandi

Hey guys, my stomach is actig funny this morning.
I woke up around 8:40 with a little headache,nausea and heartburn.
I decided to blow it off. I went upstairs brushed my teeth and went pee. After,I sat at the kitchen debating if I should have a little something to eat but I couldn't bring myself to eat or even have my morning coffee which I never turn down. I sat there at the table taking deep breaths and playing with my phone when my stomach started rumbling. I then felt like I had to fart so I did like I normally would and it felt a little wet. My stomach was still rumbling and a few minutes later I felt another fart coming on. I started to let it out but I realized I didn't have to fart. I went right up to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. I pushed and a squirt of liquid came out I pushed again and more liquid came out. This went on for 5 minutes before I felt done.
My stomach still felt sick so I grabbed a piece of gum cause they say mint is good for nausea. I grabbed my computer and started watching videos on youtube when my stomach started rumbling again. Mom Mom and Nanny had to go out for a bit so as soon as they left I dashed up the stairs back to the toilet and the same thing happened I pushed out liquid for another 5 minutes again. Just as I was about to leave the bathroom my stomach got a big cramp so I sat back down and thats when the flood gated opened. Diarrhea poured out of my butt like a waterfall for about 30 seconds straight non stop. I felt empty after that episode but I know for sure I'm gonna have to go again soon I can feel it. I'll keep posting on here. I don't even remember the last time I was sick in the stomach like this cause it never ever happens to me.


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Jase great story about seeing your girlfriend poop.

To: Crimson Flash great catch.

To: James great story about your wife peeing outsde.

To: Linda as always another great story it sounds like you had a rough time but didnt give up and I bet you felt so much better after getting that beast out of you and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Pooperlady great story about your big poop it sounds like you had a good cleanout and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Rachypoo great story.

To: Angie great story about your big poop it sounds like you felt pretty good after that poop out and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Jesica first welcome to the site and great pee accident story and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Andrea first welcome to the site and great accident story it sounds like you got the relief you needed just not in the place intended to but accidents happen and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Chelsea as always another great story it sounds like you and Lily both had really good poop Lily mostly from the sound of it and I bet you both felt pretty good afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Tim And Sally as always another great set of stories.

To: Timee great poop story.

To: PinkSweet welcome to the site I look forward to reading your stories thanks.

To: Abigale great story about your big poop outside it sounds like you really had to go alot and I bet you felt pretty good afterward to and I look forward to your next post thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Anatomy student

Live post

I have just seated myself at 1:39pm after my pre poo weigh in of 132.2lbs. I had the urge for a while, but waited a bit. I had some really smelly farts earlier... The first 3 pieces came out fairly easily at 2 minutes in. It was a stretch for me, but not too painful. I feel more but it isn't really moving.
The time is now 1:44 and I am finished. 3 hard 2" thick lumps left my rectum. Single wipe, single flush. Post poop weight: 131.0lbs. That was a 1.2lb poo (heavier than normal.)


Frank

Child-sized Toilet

I was at Wal Mart early this morning and had to take a dump. I decided to use the family restroom since there probably wouldn't be any families needing to use it that early in the am. I noticed there was a really small toilet in there as well as the standard-sized one. I tried the small one. It felt kind of strange and wiping was a little tougher....but overall kinda interesting.

Anyone else ever try using one of those??


PinkSweet

more ???? and butt aches!!!

I had to wake up because my ???? hurt so bad. I had a short burst of diahrea in the morning. Im have ???? aches again ! Ive been sitting on the toilet with no luck. I really wanna get rid of it but pushing does nothing!
Hmmm a few bubbly farts and I can feel it move a bit, still nothing. Pushing and tensing .... now my butthole hurts....
When I push a steady stream of farts and poop comes out but the poop is very little. It hurts I just want a big bowel movement and get out of here already!


PinkSweet

Hello

Anyone else like holding it in until the urge becomes too much? I love holding it in until I have to go really bad. Then I'll sit on the toilet and try to hold on for a few minutes! Eventually it just slides right out with no effort. My favourite


Will

Steven A Questions

Are any of you embarrassed to use a public restroom?
If I'm in a public place ( restaurant, mall, movie etc) than no but if I need to make a special stop just to use restroom than yes ( especially if I have to ask)
How would you react if someone farted in public?
I probably wouldn't unless it was really quiet than I'd laugh
Does thanksgiving affect bowels?
No
Do you wipe standing or sitting?
Always sitting
Would you use the other restroom in public if yours was out of order and you were desperate?
Yes I've done this many times


Steven A

2 Stories About 2 Dumps

Well, yesterday when I got to school (I came to school late), I developed an urge to poop. So, I went to the bathroom and pushed out a log that was 8-12 inches and a few other pieces. I then wiped and went on with my day. Later at school near the end of the day, I developed another urge to poop, so again, I went to the bathroom and did another log a bit smaller than my first one and some other pieces. It was a bit surprised that I had to go 2 times in 1 day. (I normally go 1 time a day every 1 to 2 days). So, my second story was today. I developed an urge to poop, so I went again and pushed out a log and some other pieces in similar size or maybe a bit longer than the ones I did the day before. I'm on a good streak with my pooping so far, I hope to kept it up. So, I will post again soon and will have more stories in the future.


Wednesday, November 13, 2013


John H

Comments and an outdoor poo

Hey all.
I noticed that I forgot to put my name on my last post.
I have another story but first some comments,

@Jase, hey and thanks for sharing your story. You are lucky that your girlfriend doesn't mind you in the bathroom with her. Im sure she will wipe with you there soon. Keep posting and let us know if she does.

@crimson Flash, Good catch with your Secretary at work. I would have reacted the same as you. Shame you were to busy to check out the toilet.

@James, hi I enjoyed your story about watching your new wife taking a pee standing outside. What a way to start off married life together.

@Jessica, sorry to hear that you didn't make it to the toilet. You were so near but yet so far as your body couldn't hold back the pee anymore. Lucky your boyfriend was with you and that he was so helpful.

@Andrea, Hi I really enjoyed your post. It was a good thing that there was no family home when your accident happened. It must have been such a relief to get all that poo out after being constipated.

@Chelsea, Thanks for sharing. Looking forward to the second part of the story.

@ PinkSweet, welcome and glad you started posting. Would love to hear more stories from how you first became interested in toilet matters and some of your purposeful accidents.
My girlfriend spends more time on the toilet when she has her period two. Her movements are a little looser and bigger during that time.

To everyone else really great stories also.

Not so long ago I travelled a long distance home and could feel the need for a poo building on the way. I knew I would make it home and head to the toilet but when I got there I found that there was a leak in the bathroom so the toilet couldn't be used until it was fixed.
I continued to hold my load in as I had no other choice.

Later in the evening the toilet was still broken and the pressure was getting very strong.
I released several long farts that helped to ease the pressure but I knew this was only a temporary solution.
I had to be careful letting out the farts as the log would make its way out if I relaxed my whole to much.

I got several strong urges to go but I held back with all my might but it was getting harder each time.
At this stage I had been holding back the poo for several hours.
The toilet couldn't be fixed until the next day so I knew I would not be able to make it through the night.

When the rest of my family went to bed I went to the bathroom and got some toilet paper.
Then I went outside to the trees behind the house.
As I walked I was hit with a very painful urge to go and I knew there was very little time left.

I went in to the trees and dropped my trousers and boxers in one go.
I squatted down low and made sure my clothes were out of the way.
There was a soft breeze which felt nice blowing on my skin.
I relaxed my body and straight away a log came quickly out in one go.
It was followed up with several farts and some more lumps of poo.
I was so relieved after holding for so long.
Then I began to pee and after I had finished I stayed squatting for a moment to make sure I was finished.
I wiped myself with the toilet paper and pulled up my trousers.
I left the used paper next to my large pile of poo and walked back inside.

It had been years since I last had to poo outside and it was a very enjoyable experience to relive it after all those years.
No one noticed my poo and the toilet was fixed the next morning.

That's all for now.
Take care all,

John H.


Jase

Gf and me

So this past couple weeks I been goimg to my gfs place in the morning when her parents arent home and I usally wake up at 5 to go over there and it dont take much or me to get ready but I usally take a morning poo and I been startimg to take them at her housr and she been in their with me anf I dont seem to mind it, and latley she has let me be in there when she pees and I usally see her wipe, but not much as pooing but todah when I got there I walked in a fount her on the toilet and I aksed wat she was doing and shes like im pooping! And we talked, it when it got time for her to wipe she wouldnt let me watch but I hope later on she will


Crimson Flash

Secretary most likely pooped

I got a small catch today. At work as I was walking in the hallway, our bathroom door opened which was a few steps in front of me, and our secretary came out. She smiled at me when she noticed me but then blushed. She's in her '20s. I got a whiff of a pretty strong poop smell at this point. She knew I'd smell it. But I acted like I didn't and said a friendly hi like I usually do. I didn't have time to check it out though, but that's it for now.


James

First time peeing outside.

I am new to the forum and have been reading the experiences. I wanted to share ours with you all. My new wife Jessica and I driving from San Antonio to El Paso to for honeymoon. We started about 8 in the morning with our coffees and off we went. We got an hour into the trip and we stopped at a truck stop to refill the coffee and pee. We took off and drove for an hour and Jess said the coffee was getting the best of here and she had to pee. She asked if I could stop in the next town. We had just passed Ozona about 30 miles back and there was nothing but desert. We passed I sign that said Ft Stockton, 103 miles and she had this frown on her face. There was complete desolation out there not even a gas station on the side of the road. She asked me to take the next exit. We exited and came to a stop sign, the to the left the road went over the interstate and loop back to the right, it went up a hill where there were some oil tank. Jess said "lets drive up by the tanks" She said we were out of options and her bladder was at full capacity. We got to the tanks and she told me she have never peed outside before that the closest she came was a portapotty. She looked confused, desperate and needed to relieve herself. She asked what she should do. I told her maybe she should take off her pants to make it easier, she agreed and removed her pants but kept on her panties. She looked at me and raised an eyebrow and said "now what?" I said "well, go pee. She got out of the car wearing her shirt, shoes and panties, she waled around the car looked around and came back to the passenger side. She stood there put her feet apart and moved her panties to the side. To my surprise, she began to pee which some got in the car she shuffled a step back and the stream went straight down this time. She peed for a while and then it started to trickle off, she said she could see the cars on the interstate. She took some tissue and dabbed he crotch and her shoe as some on the ground splattered. I sat there in awe as I had never seen a woman urinate from a standing position, at least not make a mess doing so. My sister tried only to pee down her leg and in her shoe, what a mess. Jess go back in the car, put her pants on and took a huge gulp of coffee. She kissed me and said "thanks honey, much better" happy wife, happy life. What a way to start off a new marriage.


This has happened often in the last several months. I generally wake up in the early morning with the urge to go poop. Not real badly just a gentle sense that I should go to the toilet. I generally try to ignore the feeling for a while but when it gr owes stronger I get up to go. But has I head for the bathroom the urge to pee becomes stronger so rather than sitting down I stand and pee. usu sally quite a bit lasting 30 seconds or more. Then I sit down expecting to poop and the urge is suddenly gone and after sitting there for several minutes trying to go I give up and go back to bed. A couple of hours later the process repeats its self but this time after sitting there a while I am successful in dropping a couple of firm logs. This morning was a little different. First the urge to poop and then the urge to pee but while I was standing there peeing the urge to poop became overwhelming and I quickly stopped the pee and sat down and began to poop first was a regular log but after that it was all soft and squishy not the runs but one step from it. So thats my story for today. anyone have any ideas about why this happens


Hi! I just had to take a good dump. I began to feel movements in my lower ????, so I got on the toilet. I got seated and relaxed. I farted a silent one, like "pffffft", then a couple of firm turds just shoot out of me. I didn't feel empty, so I pushed a bit and a fantastic log began xiting out of my intestines making a crackling sound. I made two more farts, louder this time, and then i began wiping.


Nina

Answer to Emily's post

> What if you are at an outdoor rock concert or similar event, in the
> middle of the crowd and have to pee or poop, and can't hold it to the
> end of the show, what would you do? Have you ever actually been in this
> situation?

> Two times I have pulled my pants and underwear down and squatted and
> peed, and once when I was wearing a skirt I peed through my underwear.
> Luckily I've never had to poop, I really don't know what I would then.

I've been once in such a situation. I pulled my jeans and panties down and peed on ground. If I'll ever be in such situation again, I'll probably do the same.


Tyler

For Dominic

You asked me; a couple of post cycles back....whether I've been constipated lately. Sorry it's taken me so long to answer.
No; actually I've been pooping pretty well lately....they're soft and just kinda average I guess.
I just wish I got urges. I mean; I can sorta feel that something is back there....but I don't really get an urge to go. I have to make a point of sitting and pushing....and if I do that....I can go. Sometimes I have to continue to push....fairly hard...to get it all out. But; it's not hard or wide. So; I guess to some people I'm constipated. But to me....constipation is just not being able to go at all....or doing a really wide hard poop....or hard marbles.

That was an interesting story about your brother Chris. I've had urges like that where it's sooooo strong....but it's been a long time. I call those "power poops" or "power dumping" where all you do is sit on the toilet and it all slides out.....no pushing required. I enjoy pooping like that. How old is Chris?

Hope you're doing good Dominic....talk to you soon, Tyler.


Timee
1. Are any of you embarrassed to use a public restroom? No.

2. How would you react if someone farted in a public place? Sometimes, it happens. I have to admit that it has happened to me. It scares me sometimes. I felt sorry for a girl at church who farted in Bible class. She was embarassed. I saw it on her face, but who am I to judge?

3. Does Thanksgiving affect your bowel habits? I eat big on that day and the days after, so my bowel movements will be heavy. I will see lots of undigested greens and grains.

4. Do you wipe standing up or sitting? Sitting mostly, if wearing a dress or skirt. Pants, either sitting or standing.

5. Would you use the other restroom in a public place if your restroom was out of order and you are desperate to go? (Only one restroom is open)Never had the pleasure, yet.


Will

To Timee

I've posted before under title "guy always needs to pee" but I want to change that title seems a bit long anyhow
It sounds like you and I share common problem --to much peeing! My question is do you find this embarrassing and I also wondering if you try not drinking caffeine


Linda

Post Title (optional) Constipation session at friend's place

I remembered another constipation session I had at a friend's place that I want to share:

This happened about 10 years ago. A friend wanted to stay with some friend's of hers, they lived in a small town, about 2 hours drive away. She asked me if I wanted to come along, I wasn't doing anything else that weekend so I went with her. The only problem was, I hadn't done a poo since Monday. It would have been okay if I had been able to do a poo before we left - but I had tried several times without success. I was well and truly constipated!

I had one last go at trying to push some poo out before we left on the Friday afternoon - I had 4 days worth of shit inside me......but it was hopeless. So I picked my friend up from her place and we drove to the small town where her friends lived. We got there after dark but we stayed up late, watching movies and having a few drinks. I hoped that the alcohol would help with my constipation - but I didn't get any urge to go at all. It also didn't help that we ate a heap of junk food that night.

The next morning, I felt bloated, miserable and I was literally full of shit. I was in dire need of a poo! I thought about sitting on the toilet and trying for a poo that afternoon but I didn't - I knew I needed to spend a very long time on the toilet. We spent that afternoon watching more movies and eating even more junk food.

Later that night, while we were watching yet another movie, I felt the urge to do a poo. I squirmed around and felt so uncomfortable, that I almost ran to the toilet. But I waited till the end of the movie. It was after midnight by then and we all went to bed - except me. This was the perfect opportunity for me to sit on the toilet. I didn't really want to try for a poo there but I had no choice - I was desperate!! I made my way to the toilet, pulled down my pants and sat down. I had to wait about 15 minutes, while the poo slowly moved down towards my anus. I did lots of farts too. Then I started pushing and straining. I felt a big hard turd coming down but it was taking forever. I thought about just giving up but I kept going. I really had to push with all my might. I leaned as far forward as I could, screwed up my face and bore down. I wanted to grunt but I didn't want anyone to hear me. After about 30 minutes, I had huge, rock hard turd stuck in my anus. It had stretched my anus apart as wide as it could go and it hurt. I didn't know how I was going to get this monster out - it had a wide girth and it was very dry, like sand paper. It burned as I pushed. I reached down and felt my anus with my hand - I couldn't believe how wide it was stretched apart!! It felt like the turd was out several inches but only the tip was sticking out!! And I had already been on the toilet for over 30 minutes at that stage!! I thought about giving up again.......

I kept bearing down as hard as I could. It was extremely difficult and I was having a marathon constipation session. I couldn't believe that I had let myself get so severely constipated!! I wanted to give up but I kept pushing and straining, until eventually, the turd came out a bit more. It got stuck again. This time, I stood up, clenched my fists, screwed up my face and pushed like I had never pushed before. Finally, the turd slowly inched out a bit further but I had to keep pushing the entire time. I tried to have a rest and it felt like my anus was trying to suck the poo back in!! So I really had to work hard. I ended up squatting on the floor for that part of my session - this helped a lot but the turd was so long that I had to sit back on the toilet. After over an hour, the huge massive turd finally plopped into the toilet with a loud splash. I had more up there but it was much easier to get out. I had a look at my load and there was a big turd, about 12 inches long, sticking out of the water in the toilet bowl!!

Thankfully, nobody needed to use the toilet while I was in there. It took me an hour and 20 minutes to finish my constipation session!!


jessica (az)

survey

real quick since there is another jessica in new to this website i decided to tell which state i live in to tell us apart, now to the survey

(1) what was your longest toilet session in the bathroom, and why
(me) about an hour due to diarrhea or constipation

(2) dirtiest place you've gone to go to the bathroom
(me) behind a dumpster in an alley way

(3) most odd place you've gone to go to the bathroom
(me) a trashcan

(4) worst moment to go to the bathroom
(me)when I'm taking a walk


Pooperlady

Biggest dump of my life

I took what was probably the biggest dump of my life today! It was quite thick at first, but then got looser. I thought I was done, but later returned to the bathroom to shit some more. I was a little suprised at how exhausting it was.


Bloated Butt

To Linda:

My friend only gets on my case when I'm constipated, having a hard time pooping, or am gassy/bloated. That happens to be all the time, so yes, she reminds me a lot of the need to exercise. According to alicia, its not so much being overweight as it is being inactive. Moving around and exercising helps to "loosen things up", she says. She tells me that after jogging she usually needs to poop pretty badly. My boyfriend usually poops after working out, too. I'm sorry that you dad is so constipated!

I'm not that overweight, I'm just out of shape more than anything. But I'm not really fat. My face, neck, arms, stomach, waist, etc. are all pretty normal, if a little soft, but then you get to my hips and they're huge. Same with my butt. I'm just naturally pear-shaped and all of my weight goes straight to my lower body. When I sit on the toilet my hips and butt overtake the sides. My boobs are a little big, but from the waist up I look mostly normal, if a bit soft and not very muscular or toned. I don't particularly mind having this type of body; I like being soft and curvy and having wide hips and a big round butt. My boyfriend likes it too LOL. Alicia even said that she's actually kind of jealous of my curves, though I think she looks great too.

I enjoyed your constipation stories. It must've been rough having liquid poop coming out but not being able to get the rock-hard mass out. I've never tried squatting on the toilet and I'm afraid I'd lose my balance. I've squatted outside and it helps quite a bit, though I get tired if I'm squatting too long. I also enjoyed the story about the guy you dated. Have you ever helped anyone who was constipated, like rubbed their stomach or anything?

As for techniques to use when I'm constipated, usually I just massage my stomach, or pull my buttcheeks apart and try to make my anus wider so the immense logs come out easier. I've also massaged my butt while on the toilet. I don't know what it is, but something about squeezing and kneading my huge soft butt makes it easier to poop. All of my BMs are very large and thick, so I do this a lot, and I always take at least 20 minutes to poop. When I'm REALLY constipated, it can take almost an hour.


Anatomy student

To Linda

You might have read some of my posts about Katie, my ex girlfriend. She suffered from constipation. So, I began studying the human bowel and how it works. Constipation is where your poo takes too long to navigate the large intestine, or you've put off the urge causing it to stay in longer. This causes the poo to dry out and get hard.
What you can do:
Eat vegetables and fruits rich in fiber (broccoli, celery, apples, prunes, and papayas)
Drink plenty of water
Don't hold it or "prairie dog" it as Katie would say
Enemas could help you get better relief. Katie took some monster dumps that would clog the toilet, sometimes she needed a liquid glycerine suppository to lube up the poop. It doesn't take much either.
To help your hemorrhoids, try to only lean forward or pull your knees to your chest while seated to open the rectum and straighten it out. Most poo problems are from shitting while sitting. Sitting and standing puts a kink in the rectum.
Holding in a poo can cause the stretch receptors in the rectum to become desensitized. When this happens, you can never feel a poo urge again.


Monday, November 11, 2013


Rachypoo

My weekend

I haven't posted in ages but I've been regularly reading :)
Great stories everyone, I just made some biscuits that looked like massive turds before they we're cut up (biscotti). It was funny.
Anyway, I've been still having trouble with loose poops and needing to go straight away when I feel the urge, I hate it, I long for the feeling of taking. Nice firm poo everyday and having it slide out my bum :) mmmm
I have taken some really good poos lately though, you know those nice, firm big longs that slide out and you can hardly help but groan as it stretches your ring :) mmmmm
Anyway, I've been away with my husband and family recently and because we all shared one room I'm a motel with one toilet (6 of us) I was nervous because I'm a shy pooper.
It turned out ok though, I sunk ad few nice turds on the first day while everyone was watching tv and i had the fan going. The next day it was just me and my husband in the room so he took the chance to try and squeeze a few poops out, I sat outside the toilet and listened ;) he won't let me go in, I heard some nice plops and small groans, it was amazing.
The next day I needed a poop again so went to the public toilets but there was no toilet paper so I didn't go. I waited until we went to eat at a restaurant and quickly pushed out some turds so I felt a lot better.
Unfortunately no really exciting stories. Thanks for reading and thanks for all the stories you guys post :)
-rachypoo


Linda

Post Title (optional)


To Bloated Butt: Does your friend always give you are hard time about how exercise can relieve constipation? Just so you know, my Dad isn't overweight, he eats healthy and he exercises but he still gets constipated quite a lot. I know that being overweight contributes to constipation but thin people get constipated too.

To Jasmin K: I loved your story! It was great that you and your friend could help each other out, while you were straining for a poo. I loved your descriptions and I could just imagine the big, hard lump of poo, stretching your anus beyond its limits.

For me, if I eat too much junk, it constipates me. However, there have been lots of times when I've watched my diet, ate lots of fibre, fruit, ???? etc, drank lots of water and I've STILL become constipated.

For those people that get constipated frequently, which techniques do you use while you are straining for a poo on the toilet?

Also, how long does it take for you to do a poo, when you are constipated?

For me, I only have to go 1 or 2 days without doing a poo and I become very constipated. Also, I can be constipated but do a poo every day - although it can take 30-45 minutes on the toilet. This has happened to me many times. Does this happen to other people too?

I use all sorts of techniques when I'm constipated. I do lots of pushing and straining. It has caused me to get hemarrhoids too. They aren't too bad right now but in the past, they have bled and caused me pain. My doctor told me that I need to stop getting constipated and to stop straining too much. Easier said than done!!

If my constipation is really bad, I squat over the toilet, with my feet up on the bowl. This helps me a bit. Sometimes I need to stand up while I'm trying to push my load out. If I'm having lots of trouble, I alternate from sitting on the toilet (leaning right back against the back of the toilet) to leaning as far forward as I can. Then I squat over the bowl. Its not unusual for me to spend up to an hour struggling with a hard, stubborn log, that gets stuck in my anus and won't come out (even though I've spent an hour trying with all my might to get it out). When that happens, I have to have a break for 10-15 minutes and then try again. Most of the time, I can get the turds out in the second sitting, although it can take me 30 minutes or longer to get them all out.

When I'm having one of my long constipation sessions on the toilet, I check my anus by reaching down and feeling how far the poo has come out, with fingers. Sometimes I have to push down on my anus with my fingers and strain at the same time to help the poo come out. This hurts but it does help.

Another technique I've had to use in the past is soap suppositories. I've also used laxatives and suppositories from the pharmacy but only when I was a kid.


Angie
Hi all, Angie here. I've not posted in a very long time. I'm 23, long dark hair, pale with blue eyes, and people say I'm slim. Nice to hear from you kylee, welcome to the site. To answer your question, no it's not only you who does corn poops. Sometimes when I eat loads of corn it's like I poop out a new corn on the cob. I don't know how your friend can poop at school though, I used to feel so embarrassed If anyone in my class knew I was pooping.

Anyway, I work as a nurse and often will work 13 hours without stopping. As you can imagine, by the time I get home I've usually built up alot of poop to get rid of! This happened the other day. I got myself onto the toilet as soon as I got home, finally getting to release. I let out a long hiss of gas first, and then felt the monster poop begin its descent. I decided not to push, and just let it slide. It crept out slowly, stretching me wide open, but after a while it was just too wide, and i had to start pushing. After 5 more minutes of huffing and groaning, it splashed into the bowl like a rock. I looked down and it was at least one foot long and three inches wide, and took ten wipes to clean. My bum really felt hard worked after that!

Hope you enjoyed reading. See you again soon.


oldpoop

To Kylee: corn poop

Yes, corn poop is quite common. Some people think the corn is not being digested, but actually it is: Your stomach grinds up your food, forcing the contents of each kernel out from the yellow husk. The husk is not digestible, but becomes hollow; further along, in your intestines, the husk fills up with liquid chyme from the other processed food, which gradually hardens into turds. Then, when you poop, you can see the yellow husks in your turds, and those husks look like whole corn kernels. They are not; your digestion has worked, and the poop-filled kernels look surprisingly like fresh corn. The corn husks don't always come out all in one bowel movement, either; they can appear in two or more movements. Corn is the best-known food to reappear in your poop, but there are many others: okra seeds, kidney beans (from chili), tomato skins, spinach and other greens, nuts, carrots (little orange strands or fragments), and many other foods can occasionally be detected in your poop. It's a good idea to inspect your bowel movements, just to see what's there.


Angie
Hi all, Angie here. I've not posted in a very long time. I'm 23, long dark hair, pale with blue eyes, and people say I'm slim. Nice to hear from you kylee, welcome to the site. To answer your question, no it's not only you who does corn poops. Sometimes when I eat loads of corn it's like I poop out a new corn on the cob. I don't know how your friend can poop at school though, I used to feel so embarrassed If anyone in my class knew I was pooping.

Anyway, I work as a nurse and often will work 13 hours without stopping. As you can imagine, by the time I get home I've usually built up alot of poop to get rid of! This happened the other day. I got myself onto the toilet as soon as I got home, finally getting to release. I let out a long hiss of gas first, and then felt the monster poop begin its descent. I decided not to push, and just let it slide. It crept out slowly, stretching me wide open, but after a while it was just too wide, and i had to start pushing. After 5 more minutes of huffing and groaning, it splashed into the bowl like a rock. I looked down and it was at least one foot long and three inches wide, and took ten wipes to clean. My bum really felt hard worked after that!

Hope you enjoyed reading. See you again soon.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Secret Pooper A smelly after work poo on Thursday evening.

Hi everyone, before I get on to my story...

I have a few comments ...

@Brandon T: Thank you for liking my stories, yes I definitely did have a really good clean out last Sunday. My bowels were definitely very active that day. It was good to just sit there, take my time an just unleash big time. I reading your posts too.

@Michelle: Loved reading about your embarrassing accident you had last weekend. I bet it was absolute agony holding in your poo.

Right, onto my story now...

On Thursday I was feeling quite lousy to be honest, very upset and stressed out with things to the point of tears basically :-(. Had a pretty full-on week of stress at work with increasing & mounting pressures etc. So thus I was in a really bad mood all day. Now having suffered from depression (and still do when it comes and goes) that when I get really pent up with stress to the point of breaking it more often than not results in me having bad stomach aches, giving me cramps and the all too familiar 'knotted-up' feelings in my belly resulting in me doing really smelly BM's and spending a lot of time on the loo.

Well Thursday evening was no exception, I left work at 5pm (boy was I glad to be away from the stresses and strains until the next morning). But since about 2pm (ish) I could feel my belly feeling gradually more and more uncomfortable, I started passing wind and could feel an uneasiness in my guts like something was brewing up. So from about 2pm till 5pm I kept breaking wind but not loudly but some of them did smell a bit. When I got home I crashed on the couch, with a cup of tea and just kicked off my shoes. I could seriously feel something was bubbling up in my belly because I broke wind and it was very smelly & carried a strong meaty smell and lingered in th air for a few minutes before dissipating. I went very quiet and then just drank my tea and went to my bedroom. I just wanted to have some time to myself. I got changed into my crop shorts but just couldn't be bothered to change out of my work blouse. I sat on my bed and could feel wave after wave of something inside of me waiting to hit, I let out some more really smelly SBDs and thank god I was in my room because I could bear to smell them (just about!). I just sat there in my room feeling so yuk and wanting to just cry so I just laid on my bed and tried to think of something else. After about half an hour I began to feel that I was going to have a poo anytime NOW, the urge now went from a moderate one to very high. I'm sure you all know that feeling. I got up off my bed rapidly because I knew now that every precious second was important and any delay could prove disastrous as I could totally mess myself badly. I slipped my hot & sweaty work feet into my open toe mules and made a dash to the loo.

I locked the door and quickly pulled down my black cropped shorts and panties to my thighs and just plonked my bum on the seat. I immediately crossed my arms and pressed them against my belly. I then could feel something and sure enough all I can remember is that I let out about 3 farts which were very smelly ... I then took a deep breath and let out some soft grunts and pressed on my belly with my arms crossed then I could feel a huge load waiting to drop out my bum, then I could feel my bum hole open and a big(ish) chunk dropped out and made a loud PLOP! In the bowl below, then another thick piece dropped out with another fairly big plop. It was beginning to get smelly now and just before I could grunt again my bum hole opened again and what seemed like lots of chunky little pieces just began to drop out in rapid succession .... Plop!, plop!, plop-plop-splopslopsplops-plip-plip-plop! By now it was quite smelly in the loo, I thought that was it but no, I could still feel more inside me still waiting to drop out and it did. I pressed my belly again and a final wave of poo just shot out of me with about three big plops! Full of smell! Aaaah! That was it, I was done and oh my god what a bellyache I had but I sure managed to stink the bathroom out, not that I was embarrassed about it because I couldn't help it, the fact that I had a really good poo was all the more satisfying. I looked behind into the bowl to see what kind of mess I had produced and there was loads of chunky brown pieces on top of more pieces, the water had turned a bit brown with a few poo smears in the bowl but the smell was something else. I tore off some loo roll and wiped my bum and needless to say the paper was covered in chocolate lol lol and then I tore off some more paper and wiped again and it was covered in poo, the 3rd and 4th wipes weren't as messy and thankfully on the 5th wipe my bum was totally clean :-). I got up off the loo, pulled up my panties and cropped shorts and flushed the loo. I tried to find the air freshener but to my shock there was hardly any left in the can so I had to open the window to let the fresh air in. I just hoped that no one would go in after me stinking it up proper. Luckily no one did, thankfully.

Anyway that's it from me for now. More from me soon.

Take care everyone x


Zip

It's - unisex stalls

Hey, Itk. I have never lived in a place with unisex stalls, but I have used the stall next to a woman before. It happens often in gay clubs, where the clientele is mostly male, but there is also a women's restroom. Guys end up using the women's restroom because it seems silly to wait for the men's room to become available when there are so few women around. It doesn't bother me, of course, but I could see how it could bother some straight guys. Or gay guys too, I guess.


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Michelle great story it sounds like you had a rough day but your ex handled it well and I look forward to anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Mystery Poster great story about you and that other girls desperate poops it sounds like you both really had to go bad and alot to and I bet you both felt pretty great afterwards to and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Tim And Sally as always another great story it sounds like Sally had a 2 part poop but you were there to help her out as always and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Lauren as always another great story it sounds like you had a really great poop at work and it sounds like a few other ladies did to and it sounds like you felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Friday, September 27, 2013


Abbie

Latest news

Hi everyone, Abbie here with my latest news, sorry its been ages since I last posted, I've been trying to get stuff sorted for my gap year between school and uni and haven't had time to do anything!
Jasmin K- glad to hear you were finally able to have a poo during lunchtime but sorry you were on the toilet so long, hope your next poo is easier. I've finished school now and followed the same routine as you, I would always get in early, have some breakfast and go for a sit on the toilet before class and try to have a poo. There were always other girls doing the same so if I had to strain at least I wasn't alone! Now you come to mention it I quite often wasn't able to go before school on Monday so maybe the weekend had the same effect on me!
Natasha- good to hear you've been successful in having a poo first thing in the morning. I find eating breakfast gets my bowels working and so it's a lot easier for me to go for a poo after breakfast, the trouble is I hate eating just after I've woken up so I used to get to school early and use the loo after I'd eaten something in our canteen. Like you the other day though some mornings I just wasn't able to go and then it was really annoying especially if I started to want a poo half way through first lesson. It was good though that you were able to have a poo at morning break, normally if I felt an urge coming once lessons had started I had no choice but to hold it till lunchtime because there was hardly time to have a wee at breaktime let alone a poo! I hope your new routine continues to work out for you and that you don't need a poo at school too often, or if you do that you get time to use the toilet and don't have to hold it for too long.
Anyway, I've got a story about some child minding I've been doing recently, for the same family that I posted about ages ago. The kids are called Grace and Joe, Grace has just finished her first year at senior school and Joe is a few years younger. The other day I was looking after them when Grace said she needed the loo and went to the bathroom upstairs. We had been chatting in the living room and Joe was playing computer games in the study. I waited and waited but there was no sign of Grace so after about ten minutes I went upstairs to check she was OK. As I was walking up the stairs I realised I was starting to want a poo, it had been three days since I'd last been so I knew it would be a bad idea to hold it in. I popped my head into her room but there was no-one there so I went to the bathroom, the door was open a bit but I knocked anyway and a voice from inside said "Who's there?" I said "Its Abbie," and there was a slight pause before Grace said "You can come in, I was just making sure it wasn't my brother!" I pushed open the door and there was Grace sitting on the loo with her jeans and pink flowery knickers at her ankles, she was red in the face and had clearly been straining to poo. "I didn't want to disturb you, its just you've been gone a while and I was just checking your OK" I said feeling a bit embarrassed.
"Yeah I'm OK, just a bit constipated, I haven't been for a poo in a few days" panted Grace as she continued to strain.
"Well, I'll leave you to it," I said, turning to walk back out.
"No, its OK, you can stay," Grace said, "It'll take my mind off it if I've got someone to chat to."
"I know what you mean," I agreed as I sat down on the bathroom floor, "I get constipated quite alot too and it does make it easier if someone else is there to distract you a bit." Grace took a deep breath and bore down hard. "Its really annoying, it starts to come out then gets sucked back up my bum," she said.
"I get that too, try to squeeze your thighs together and hold your bum cheeks apart and that should do it," I suggested. Grace did as I suggested and strained really hard for as long as she could, she grunted loudly before quickly drawing breath and doing the same again. After two more pushes like this she relaxed and said "Its about half way out, its too fat now to get sucked back up," and she started to bear down again. I was hoping she wouldn't be too much longer, I was starting to get more and more desperate by the second and was having to clench my bum to stop a massive fat log from poking out into my knickers. After a few more pushes she panted "Its coming now" and shortly after I heard a splosh and realised her poo had dropped. Almost straight away I saw her belly tense and realised she wasn't done, I said "Are you nearly finished, its just I'm bursting for a poo as well," and Grace said "Oh sorry, I'll try to hurry, I shouldn't be much longer." She pushed out another log and then said "I'm done now."
"Do you mind if I get on the loo straight away, I can't hold it much longer," I said, and just as I said that I could feel my poor bumhole losing the battle and allowing the log to poke out, I did my best to suck it back up but knew that I'd probably have skidmarks by now. "No that's fine, I wipe my bum standing up anyway" said Grace as she shuffled over to the side. I quickly hiked up my denim skirt and dropped my white knickers before sitting on the loo, I couldn't help moaning with relief as I relaxed and felt the log start to make its way out of my bum. Next to me Grace had finished wiping, I shifted forward so she could throw the paper away and she pulled her knickers and shorts up and sat on the edge of the bath obviously waiting for me to finish. I was feeling a bit embarrassed about a younger girl seeing me having a poo although given that I'd just watched her I couldn't really complain, just then I noticed she was looking at my pants and I saw I had a pretty big skidmark, I blushed and said "Sorry about that, I couldn't stop it poking out of my bum," and Grace said "I'm just glad I'm not the only one who gets marks in my pants, mum tells me off but sometimes I can't help it."
I couldn't help grunting just then after a particularly hard push, but luckily that did the trick and I felt the log sliding out faster and shortly after it plopped into the bowl. Almost straight away I could feel a second log emerging from my bum but knew that one was a lot smoother so it would be easier to pass. Once I'd pushed out that log I was done, I wiped my bottom and then pulled up my pants and eased my skirt back down. Hope you enjoyed this story, will try to post again soon, bye for now!


Megan

Fast food poo & 'major' sightseeing!

On Tuesday I went to see a film with some friends and afterwards we went to KFC for dinner- we all had the new 'mighty bucket for one,' which is a lot of chicken! I was completely full after that meal but I had already pooed earlier and didn't need to go again.
Yesterday, however, was a different story! I was out shopping and after a sandwich and a muffin for lunch I started needing what my grandad sometimes calls 'a major' or a 'major one!' As opposed to just needing a wee, which is a relatively minor operation compared to a poo, especially for men!

Soon I was getting some stomach cramps and my need started to become quite urgent so I knew I had to focus on getting to the loo to take care of it. I made my way through the shopping centre to find the nearest loos were pretty busy, with five people waiting already. There were four cubicles but one was out of order. When I joined the queue I already had a pretty strong need, although I was not yet desperate to go. I could tell it was going to be a big load because I had eaten so much KFC the day before!
A couple of the women in the cubicles seemed to be pooing as only one cubicle opened up in the first 5 minutes that I was waiting. The woman who went in needed one too, and I guessed at least one woman in front of me did too because she kept putting a hand on her stomach briefly. So for a few minutes all the cubicles were taken by women going number two. Then in quick succession the two women who had been on the loo when I arrived came out and two of the women waiting went in. They only needed to wee so they were out fairly quickly. By now my bowels were feeling really full and I was getting pretty desperate after waiting in the queue for ten minutes. The woman who I thought needed a poo went in and then so did the girl who was ahead of me. There was very little to be heard from any of the cubicles for a couple of minutes until the first woman who had gone in came out. I quickly took her place on the loo, hiking up my skirt and lowering my red knickers to my feet.

Very quickly my bumhole opened up and the big turd that had been nearly poking out anyway finally emerged. It was pretty thick so I had to give it a few pushes and it started hurting my bum at its widest point. It was long, too, and it landed with a loud plop at almost the same time as the woman who I guessed had to poo did her first piece. The other girl only weed and was quickly replaced by the girl of about my age who had been in the queue behind me. I heard a plop from her not long after she sat down, so now all the cubicles were again taken by women doing their 'majors!' I was glad to have my bum on a toilet seat because it had been getting really uncomfortable holding it in and I had been getting really urgent to poo. After a few minutes I had done three small pieces and a wee and I felt like I might be done. Both my neighbours had finished and been replaced. I sat for a minute to see if any more needed to come out, but that was it. I only had to wipe twice, plus my front, because it had been quite a dry poo. I felt a lot better after I finished!

When I was a child my grandad always used to call pooing 'a major' whenever I was with him and I needed to go. Obviously the topic tends to get raised less as you get older, but we have always been really open with each other and that does include things in the bathroom! I have no problem telling him if I need to go, or what I need to do. I was reminded of it the other day when talking to him about something completely unrelated which he said was a 'major operation.'
Then today I went on a trip to do some sightseeing with him to London and 'majors' were mentioned then, since we were out all day and used the loos a few times! We drove down and stopped on the way for a snack and a wee. We took a look round the Olympic park and had lunch in the shopping centre there. Before leaving he said he would go to the loo and asked me, 'do you need to go while we're here?' I said yes, and he asked, 'for a major or...?' since we had just eaten and he knew I often go after meals. I had to do a wee but didn't need a poo, so I said, 'No, I don't need a major yet, I'll just wee while we're here.' We laughed and he said he would be having a major, so we went to the loos and I waited a couple of minutes for him after I was done.

After we had been on the fun cable car thing over the Thames we got a river cruise up to the London Eye which we had tickets for. Near the end of the boat cruise I started to get the feelings that I would be needing a number two fairly soon. Not long after we got on the London Eye I started to need a major! By the time we got off I had a minor urge and we were running out of time do see the sights so I ignored it and the toilets in the visitor centre we had used for a wee when we arrived. We walked over the river to see parliament and then got the Tube to see Buckingham Palace. By now I couldn't ignore the need to poo as it was getting strong. There were no toilets in any of the tube stations we visited as only a few stations have them, a Londoners no doubt know well to their inconvenience!

After a quick stop in Piccadilly Circus we got the tube to St Pancras so my grandad could get some photos of it to compare with ones he took when he was a boy. I knew there would be toilets there but I assumed they would need payment to access like most station toilets here, and I had no coins on me. I knew I needed to use them, though, because I was getting quite desperate now since I had been holding it for nearly 3 hours since first getting the urge! I saw a sign to the toilets and we were heading over that way.

As we drew level with the sign my grandad saw it and said, 'Do you need to use the loo while we're here?' I said that I did, and that he would need to give me some coins to get in since I had none. He got out 20p and got one for himself so he could go too. As we walked to the loos he asked, 'do you need to do a major or just a pee?' I replied, 'Now I do need to have a major!' He gave me the money and said, 'well you'll be getting your money's worth then!' We laughed, but it turned out the toilets were free after all. He said he would wait for me outside and we went in to our respective toilets.
I took a free cubicle and pulled down my jeans and green knickers to my feet and sat on the loo. I weed first and my poo started to ease out, preceded by a loud, quite squeaky fart. The first log came out with a plop, followed by a second. A minute later I did another fart, then a smaller turd came out. A few minutes later I did two more little pieces and then I was done. I wiped front and back and left feeling better of course! We stopped once more on the way home for a toilet break where I did another wee, and got home ok after a fun day out! Hope you enjoyed the stories!

Ps, let me know if you've heard anyone call a poo a 'major' before! Also I'd like to know what funny or uncommon names you personally give to pooing or to weeing!


Michelle
Well I had one hell of an embarrassing accident this weekend....

In case you didn't read above I'm Michelle. Found this site like 7 years ago when I was researching advice about my then 13 year old daughter's bed wetting problem (she has it under control now thankfully) and after what just happened to me I thought of this place and figured it'd be the place to share. ...so a bit about me, i'm in my early 40s, white, brown hair...like to think I look pretty good for my age. I had a divorce 5 years ago so I try to stay in shape since I'm "available". On that note, the person whom I was with who witnessed my humbling moment was, in fact, my ex husband. We are good friends actually, we just didn't mesh as a married couple, hence the divorce after several years of trying to make it work. But we get along well living separate lives from one another and do spend time together fairly often. Anyway, on Saturday we both took a drive together to go see a couple of friends of ours who are celebrating their 15th wedding anniversary. They live about 4 hours from us these days so we were planning on driving up late Saturday afternoon and spending the night at a motel before their event which was on Sunday, a mid morning golf outing and picnic followed by a small gathering at their house (it was actually a lot of fun even though I don't really care for golf). I'm pretty regular with my bowel movements, but it didn't exactly dawn on me before we left that my usual early evening dump was gonna be ready sometime in the middle of our drive, otherwise I probably would've tried to make myself go before we left, for comfort's sake. But I didn't, so about an hour into the drive I was building up a fairly strong urge to poop. I held it. Ninety minutes in, pressure started to mount. I held it. I really wanted to try and make it to the motel rather than make a pit stop for a number 2...Bout an hour later, I really had to go and it was getting pretty uncomfortable, and another hour and a half of holding it in seemed out of the question, plus by that time my bladder decided to join the fun and I had to pee pretty bad too, which certainly didn't help. So I swallowed my pride and said to my ex "hey David, next time we get a chance to stop I'm gonna need to hit the ladies room." He faked being annoyed and let out a big exaggerated sigh and said "FIIINE...but number 1 only we're only gonna stop for 2 minutes." I laughed and said "well tough I'm gonna take all the time I need!" To which he replied "ahh OK gotta drop the kids off at the pool i see...that's fine I'll let you out and keep going you can call a cab when you're done." I played along and said "sounds good, just find a place." I did my best to sound cool and calm about it but in reality I was in pretty urgent need of the bathroom because of my failed attempt to make it through the whole ride, and wanted to beg him to stop as soon as possible. But I knew if I did he would tease and screw around even more. I discretely folded my hands together in my lap to hold myself as I pressed my knees firmly together and "clenched". It was getting really bad... 10 minutes later he zipped right by an exit with a sign for some gas stations...my heart sank and I said "why didn't you pull off there???" And he said in this smartass taunting way "that's one of those deals where the stations are like 3 miles from the exit down some other highway...there's a better exit coming up...sorry i didn't realize it was such an emergency!" I felt a little embarassed for revealing just how desperate I was, but I mean, I was getting very desperate.

We approached the next exit and it was similar to the previous one where the gas stations weren't exactly just off the exit, but I made him pull off there anyway even though he insisted the next exit was gonna be one with gas and restaurants right off the highway. I didn't care though I just needed to stop. We pulled off and had to meander down some desolate tree lined roads of nothingness before 5 agonizing minutes later we got to the gas station. My heart sank when we got there because it didn't have any kind of market or anything, just a window you walked up to to pay for gas. I got out of the car to check for a bathroom anyway, and as soon as I stood up I felt just how serious the pressure was. My bladder was throbbing and I was starting to involuntarily push a little bit and kept having to concentrate on clenching my cheeks harder, a phenomenon I've seen referred to as both "turtle heading" and "prairie dogging." I promised my body that the bathroom was near and held on for dear life and shuffled gingerly to the window. I asked the attendant if there was a restroom, trying not to sound like I was on the verge of disaster even though I was, and he just mumbled "port o potties in the back." I thanked him and did my shuffle around the side of the building and found the two port o potties... the first one was locked and when I tried pulling in the door I heard an old man voice say "occupied!" No problem, there was another one...I opened it up and to my horror it was absolutely OVERFLOWING with waste!!! It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. There was no way to use it without literally sitting in waste. So I basically felt like crying. I stood waiting for the old man, desperately waiting, debating in my head whether I should wait, head back to the car and find another place to go, or take off across a field behind the gas station towards some brush I could take cover in...but as I thought it over the decision was made for me...

None of those options would be the case...I stood there and finally turtle headed, or prairie dogged, past the point of no return. I pushed beyond my control, and couldn't get it back...a warm, firm log slowly forced its way into my panties and light beige khakis causing them to bulge out, then quickly broke off and was followed by a much quicker bout of softer mush that spread across my butt and up toward my back, all with a lovely soundtrack of crackles and blurps... I stood there helpless outside an occupied gas station port o potty and completely pooped in my pants, at the age of 42...with my ex husband waiting for me in the car. And yeah, you better believe that my bladder wasn't going to miss out on the opportunity for the sweet, underwear-soiling relief my bowels had just gotten. It might have already been happening as i pooped, but i didn't notice until i was done pooping that pee was also steadily flowing out and soaking my pants all the way down to my shoes, the tingly warmth darkening the backs and insides of my legs and front of my crotch, and also spreading onto my butt and mixing it up with my mess, creating just the loveliest sensation...

I was then relieved. I stood completely still in my pee puddle, almost in a daze, and tried to plan my next move. I certainly wasn't gonna try and deal with my mess in a port o potty, so it was time for the long lonely waddle back to the car to face the music from David... as soon as I saw the car, I just started bawling- which surprised me. I didn't feel like crying when I was pooping and peeing myself, or immediately after I was done..I just felt more annoyed and embarrassed than anything, but for some reason seeing the car with David waiting made me just lose it. It was probably for the better because he got out of the car and seemed really concerned and compassionate, rather than bursting into laughter and making fun of me which I'm sure he would've done if I didn't start crying. He just said "aw damn Michelle I'm so sorry, I shoulda stopped sooner...ya OK? Come on it's all good....you've got a change of clothes in the car.." I couldn't even speak. I felt so humiliated and could barely even look at him. Next thing I knew he was handing me my overnight bag telling me he'd wait while I changed..then i told him it was port o potties and I couldn't clean up in there. He seemed troubled... I guess he was having to face the reality of me needing to get back in his car in pee soaked, poop filled pants. But he thought on his feet and grabbed a bunch of those reusable grocery bags from his trunk and lined three or four layers of them on the pessenger seat and said "OK, we'll pull over at the next exit." I carefully got back in the car and slowly lowered by butt into the seat, and the feeling of my mess squishing beneath me was almost as bad as the initial moment of pooping my pants. We rolled all the windows down of course... I settled in for a long ride, because I decided (with some protest from david) that I would prefer to just tough it out for the remainder of the drive and clean myself up in the motel bathroom than a public one, so that I could use the shower. And so that's what we did...another 90 minutes or so in the car, sitting in my own mess, pants soaked with pee... it was positively glorious, just how I had planned it...

Getting to the motel and getting to change my pants and shower was amazing. It was like finding an oasis in the desert and drinking fresh water after being on the brink of total dehydration. But as soon as I was all cleaned up and changed that was David's cue to go from supportive and empathetic to TOTALLY making fun of me. He wouldn't stop making jokes about heading to the convenience store and offering to pick up some depends... faked calling the front desk and asking them to bring a plastic sheet for the mattress... etc. But I had it coming of course and it was in good fun...you have to laugh about it... Thankfully though, he thought better of telling people at the party about my accident, I would have been so humiliated if he did...but I must confess I did tell one friend of mine at the party, who I trust with my life, about the whole thing and shared a good laugh about it. She admitted to once wetting her pants on her way home from the grocery store and chalked it up to life when you get over 40!

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my story, and I certainly hope its my last for a long, long time!

-Michelle


Tyler

Hey Steven

Yeah; sit times sometimes works. But; I used to do that when I wouldn't go for days on end otherwise. Sitting allowed me to focus on going and I could often get at least something out.
You though....your body works so beautifully.....you are so regular that I don't think you should mess with anything.
It's too bad that you can't go at school when you get your urge. It shouldn't be like that in schools. Kids should be able to go to the bathroom.
I bet you're like me. I really can't poop if there are other kids there; I would have to be totally desperate. Especially if I have to grunt and strain....I can't have other people hearing that...I'd be soooo embarrassed. Dumb; eh? I just can't help it though.
Anyway....bye....Tyler

PS: In your marching band....do you play an instrument that you blow? Do you think that playing those kinds of instruments make it harder to hold your pee if you have to go bad? I don't play....but...it seems like all that blowing pressure would make it tough.....


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Emily first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had a really rough day and also learned that laxatives arent for you or at least that kind and at least your husband was there to help you out and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Bill F as always another great story about Emily it sounds like you guys were having alot of fun in the treehouse and it sounds like she had a good pee and poop to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Secret Pooper as always another great story it sounds like you had a really good cleanout and I bet you felt really good afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Jasmin K another great story.

To: Natasha always another great story it sounds like you had a really good poop at school and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Ron great story about your girlfriend letting you watch her poop then let you wipe her after and it sounds like she gave a really great show to and please share anymore stories you may have about her thanks.

To: Lindsey great story.

To: Lauren first welcome to the site and great story about your desperate poop it sounds like you really had to go and I bet you felt better afterwards to and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Dominic

Angie's Survey (that Tim posted)

Thought I would answer this one because I had issues with pooping my pants as a young kid and constipation didn't help:

1. Was anyone here ever encouraged as a child to poop their pants to end constipation?
-Sometimes I was. My parents wanted to do anything to help end constipation and sometimes I just preferred to go in my pants, so they would let me and then clean me up afterward. They never got mad, so I guess it was okay.
2. Has anyone here ever pooped their pants on purpose while constipated as a child (without permission or encouragement)?
-I used to sometimes yeah. I preferred squatting to poop sometimes and the only way I did that was in my pants. Sometimes if I felt an urge I just wanted to go with it and not have to walk to the bathroom so I would just squat where I was and go in my pants.
3. Has anyone here ever had an accident as a child because they were constipated, and then they had a sudden urge to go but couldn't make it to a bathroom?
-That happened to me once when I was on some kind of laxative for constipation. It hit me unexpectedly and wasn't where a bathroom was (it was also a public park) so I ended up pooping in my pants right there as my dad eventually took me to a bathroom.

I stopped having accidents eventually, but those are some memories of accidents or on-purpose soiling that I remember.


Michael

Both Of The posts were mine

I had to double post due to my device running out of battery.

To Tyler and whoever else who is interested: I've been pooping rabbit turds for a few days this week. My gas has been potent though. Last Thursday I pooped nicely compared to other times. It was a well formed log and smooth. (It was green) :D.

To Annie - Does it bum you out when you have rabbit poops too? D: I know it does to me, because they aren't satisfying.

Anyways, so everyday I sit down and poop next to another kid. It's the same kid everytime. This is usually afterschool. I'm going to call my poop buddy anonymously Derek.
Derek usually beats me to the toilet everyday, so I usually rush getting ready afterschool so we can poop together. Today, he beat me. Later I go in my stall, put nothing down on the seat, and just sit there. I grunt and only a rabbit pellet comes out. I wipe until there is nothing left. Derek, ever since I got there hasn't made a sound. I could smell that he pooped though. We both got up and flushed at the same time.
While he was washing his hands I got out of the stall. The stall he just used had a very strong smell. I went in when he wasnt looking and was greeted by a toilet full of light chunks of dark brown floaters. Apparently, the toilet flush wasnt strong (it never was).
I walked out and continued my day.


Anon

To Emily (23)

The problem isn't with laxative per se, but rather with how much you took. A dose like that is what the doctor gives when they want to empty your whole system for a medical procedure!


ltk

Dorms with unisex stalls

Does anybody here live, or used to live, in a dorm with unisex toilet stalls? I mean where there is more than one stall, not a restroom for just one person. Was it hard for you to get used to, having someone of the opposite sex using the stall next to you when you had to go too? Or wasn't it a big deal? We all know some people are shy and others aren't when using a single sex restroom. I'm wondering how it is with unisex facilities. Please post your comments and stories. Thanks.


Dominic

to Tyler

@TYLER

That sounds like you had the perfect poop; I love it when mine are like that. I pooped last night and it was pretty good too. I had skipped a day going and any time that happens I always worry that I'm going to be constipated, but luckily that night (after eating a little bit more), I started to feel a slight urge. I always do "test pushes" too (I always wonder how many others do that), and doing that made it feel like I had a big hard turd in there so I was a little worried that I was constipated. Luckily when I went to the toilet, it ended up being better than I thought. The first part was a little hard and it took a bit of pushing, but the rest slid out easily and it ended up being a pretty large amount. Those types of poops are incredibly satisfying. So luckily I wasn't constipated. -_-

Hope you're doing well--hope to hear from you again! :)


So I was off to work today. I had intended to trek into the woods but as it happened I had a last minute meeting to attend. Sunk my plans to hike and camp. Like the loyal company woman I am I decided to show up. Blah Blah etc and on my way home my ????/bowels began to churn. I had to bm and bm now. Luckily there was a Target store on my way home. I parked and shuffled inside. I went in right behind another woman about my age. We got into two of the three available stalls that were available. I was on the verge of pooping my panties but waited because I did not want to poop out loud next to her. She coughed and began to poop loudly so I joined in. I really had to go because I take a high fiber diet and also I had spiced things up last night with some jalepenos. I felt like I might have loose poos on the way into the store so I was having trouble holding it in anyway. She was pooping loudly into the bowl and I suddenly added to the mix. The smell was terrible. She farted and plopped and I asked her if she was alright. She said yes she was okay but that she had eaten some fiber bars in the morning due to constipation issues and thought she would have gotten home in time.
I told her that I had taken too much psyllium last night and had Indian food which had resulted in my discomfort. She then laughed and said it was better to poop then be stuck up. I agreed as I would rather let it all out than be constipated.


Wednesday, September 25, 2013


Tim (and Sally)

Treehouse Accidents

Hi, everyone, Tim here with another story from my childhood, this time from when I was 12 years old. Inspired by Bill's story about Emily, I decided to tell this one about Sally and I. It was a hot summer's day on the weekend, very hot, and Sally and I had just been for a quick skinny-dip in the creek to cool off. After we had dried and put our clothes back on, we started walking back to the treehouse. When we were about 10 minutes away, Sally let out a forceful fart, so forceful that it blew her dress up. We said nothing, though I was silently amazed. 5 minutes later, however, she farted a second time. This was not as forceful, but it sounded very wet, and she stopped walking as a piece of poo fell onto the ground. She wasn't wearing any undies, on account of it being so hot. "I need to poo!" she said, before releasing liquid diarrhoea while still standing up, not even having enough time to squat down. "How bad does it look back there?" she asked me, lifting her dress for me to see. "Your butt looks okay, but you'll need to wipe when we get back to the treehouse. So she held her bum cheeks together and we sprinted for the treehouse. When we got there, we both went straight to the toilets on the balcony. I squatted over my toilet hole to do a quick pee and push out a fart and two small tan-coloured turds. Sally tried for more poo, but there didn't seem to be any left, so, still squatting, she asked me to wipe her bum for her as it was very awkward for her to do it. I wiped her vagina and anus for her, and it took 3 wipes to get it clean. Just as I was reaching for a 4th wipe, I noticed that a turd was making its way out. I said to Sally, "Don't poop now, you're not over the hole!" She scrunched and said, "It's no use, the ship's already sailed!" If it hadn't been such an emergency, I might have laughed at Sally's choice of phrase. Thinking quickly, I grabbed the chamber pot that we kept in the treehouse for emergencies such as diarrhoea or cold days, and held it under her bum to catch the turd and the copious diarrhoea that followed. When she said she was done, I tipped the pot down one of the holes into the pit below and started wiping her all over again, a little annoyed that all my fine work had gone to waste. This time it took 6 full wipes to get it clean. We sat and talked for about and hour after, then it was time for us to go home. On the way home, Sally stopped and said, "I need a pee. Why don't we have a peeing competition to see who can pee the highest up that tree trunk over there. So, we faced each other, ready to begin. Sally lifted her skirt up, holding it out of the way with one hand and using the other to direct the stream. I unzipped my pants and held my penis with two hands. We peed for 2 minutes each, owing to all the water we had been drinking. I lost to Sally, who peed the highest by a long way. As punishment, I had to kiss her, which was not really a punishment at all. That's all for the moment, guys. Until next time!


Lauren

Poo at work

Hello again. I have a story to share about the poo I did at work today. I work at a cafe and I started noticing a need to have a poo a few minutes before my lunch break. As soon as another waitress was there to take my place, I went to the toilets. We don't have a separate staff toilets, so we have to use the customer toilets.

There's six cubicles, but around lunch time, they're usually all taken. Today was no different, and I was queueing behind one other woman. A cubicle came open fairly soon, but the other woman must have needed a poo, as she stayed in the cubicle for a while. Another cubicle came open a bit later and I went in.

I sat down on the nice warm toilet and weed for a good long time. Then I farted a few times before I started pooing. I quickly let out five or six small turds with tiny splashes. I was also surprised that my poo was hardly smelling at all. A nice bonus, I guess. After a few more splashes, there was nothing coming. But I still felt my stomach hurting a bit like I had to poo more.

I gently rubbed my stomach and that helped loosen things up. I blasted a loud dry fart and then a big long rope of poo came rushing out of me. And right after, another one very similar to it. Then I felt empty and my stomach didn't hurt any longer. I needed to wipe several times before I was clean. Then I flushed and washed my hands and went out to enjoy my lunch.

Hope you enjoyed my story. Bye for now.


Emily
My name is Emily I'm 23 I have a awesome body and blonde stright hair. I have three kids and a husband Ryan.

Ok so yesterday i woke up . My stomach was hurting pretty bad so I went to the bathroom. I pushed but nothing would come out so I went and ate some breakfast I had eggs and bacon. I then figured I would go shopping so I went shopping. My stomach was feeling more and more sick and full. I knew I was constipated so I decide to go to the drug store on my way home. I bought some laxitives I got in the car and took about three. I got home and went and laide on the couch. I got up around 4 to start making dinner. Since the laxitives haven't worked I took another three. I made dinner I made some Pizza and salad. So anyways we all ate dinner and my stomach felt horrible. So I went to the bathroom an decided that I would try and push. I tried and still nothing. I didn't want to take any more laxitives so I decided I would take bath. I got in the bath and I was in there about a hour and my stomach was rumbling so I decide I better go on the toliet and I sat down and pushed a long turd came out it was hard. My stomach was still feeling horrible so I waited I then felt a fart so I farted and poop came out it was softer this time. I then farted again and and the diarrhea started it was wave after wave water wave. I was on there for about 20 minutes. I finally felt done so I got up changed my cloths. My husband told me that he was going out beacuse some friends were in he asked me if I wanted to go. Of course I said yes I feeling so much better. So we got ready took the kids over my parents and went
Out I was wearing some tight pants and boots with a white top. We went out to a bar we order some drinks chatted had a good time. We were about to leave when my stomach started cramping but I figured I would be ok. So we left and on the way home my stomach got worse so I tole my hubby to pull over I was going to be sick so he pulled over to the side of the road and I got out of the car I went into the woods on the side. I lulled my ants down and basically peed out of my butt ater about ten minutes I was done . I pulled my pants up and went back we proceeded to go home. My stomach was still cramping we were about five minutes from my parents house when infarted and warm poop filled my pants. My husband asked if I was ok I said no I had pooped my pants so he instead of getting the kids tome me stright home helped me clean up the went to get our kids. I had diarrhea about five more times last night. I still feel a bit sick today I'm never taking laxitives again


Steven A

To Tyler

Tyler, do "sit times" work for you? I might need to try that because I don't like holding my poop in during school and waiting to let it out when I have time to. I had to do the same thing today. The football game this week is far away (Up to an hour or more to get there and back) and I might have a story about people being desperate for the toilet on our way back to the school. I will post again soon.


kmd

To Jemma


I don't know if you've visited this site since my last posting but I realised I stated that I wasn't sure if you had a huge dump after your gym session. Shortly after my last post I read your story again and realised I didn't notice the title of your post stating you had a massive poop (doh!); so my speculation was irrelevant - sorry about that...

I had a few questions about your massive poop and your IBS - although I appreciate you may decide not to answer them.

In relation to your massive poop after the workout:-

Were the turds hard/firm/soft or a mixture? Were they big in terms of their length and/or thickness? Were they gassy?

In relation to your IBS:-
1)How often do you do a "massive poop" like the one you described?
2)Do you have to find a toilet quickly i.e. within a few minutes when you get the urge for a massive poop or can you hold on for some time?
3)Do you pass a lot of gas when you poop?
4)Do your turds tend to be firm or soft - or a mixture?
5)Do you sometimes get constipated or have diarrhoea - or both?
6)How long have you had IBS?

Anyway, I hope you things get better for you.


Phil

Post Title (optional) Answer to survey questions

1) Do they have doors on the toilets in nudist places, and if so why?
In Ontario, where I live, I know of two nudist places. They all had doors. Perhaps, bathroom set-up requirements are dictated by regulations and regulations are perhaps stricter in Ontario than anywhere else in N. America.
besides, in 56 years, I have never seen public bathrooms without doors.
2) If you went into a public toilet, and there were no cubicles, but just a row of toilets standing in a line would you use one (a) to wee (b) to poo? And why or why not? To pee, yes...to poo...I am not sure...
3) As in question 2 but they were all occupied, would you (a) Leave the public toilet
(b) Wait until someone finished and then use that toilet, but look away from those sitting there while you waited (c) Wait, but watch those using the toilets while you waited, and smile if they caught your eye (d) Wait, watch and chat to those using the toilets (e) None of the above - please explain? In all of these why do you chose the answer?
4) Do you think toilets like this would be a good idea? Why?
I do not think society is ready for this. In any country you go regardless of race, religion, culture or language, the custom is almost always to give privacy to people using the bathroom in public places
5) Do you think toilets like this, but a joint toilet for males and females would be a good idea? Why? I would personally love sharing doorless bathroom with females if I can hide my excitement but again, we are not ready for this and the risk of harassment is far too high.


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Sunday, September 22, 2013

Kassie Big dump at school

Hi again. I just got home from school and I want to tell you about the big dump I took today. I started feeling the need to poop towards the middle of the last period. I asked if I could go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no, since it was so close to school letting out for the day. So, I had to no choice but to hold it. When the bell finally rang, I had to poop pretty badly.

The bathrooms at school are usually busy and I couldn't wait in a long line for a stall. Luckily, I knew where a less popular bathroom was, and I was sure I'd be able to get right in a stall if I went there. I met up with my friend Mandy on the way and I could tell she had the same idea as me.

She said she really hoped no one was in this bathroom, because she'd been holding it for hours. I told her I also had to poop really badly. We got to the bathroom and both of the stalls were available. I went in one stall and she went in the other. Almost immediately upon sitting down, I felt a big fat log coming out.

It wasn't very long though. I let out about six of those thick banana-like turds which made loud splashes. I realized I hadn't heard anything from Mandy's stall. I asked if she was okay. There was a pause, then she responded with a strained voice, "Yeah I'm fine. Just pooping out a real fat turd. I think all my poop's coming out in one giant piece, really."

Meanwhile, I was feeling another log ready to emerge. It was thin but long. I felt it coil up in the bowl and keep coming. When it ended, I felt emptied out. I reached for paper to wipe and then realized there was none. I asked Mandy if she had any paper. She said she had plenty and passed me a bunch under the stall divider. I wiped myself thoroughly and flushed the toilet. I went out to wash my hands and then waited for Mandy to finish.

It took a few more minutes before I heard her wiping. She didn't wipe very much at all. Then she said I had to see her turd. I opened the stall door and looked in the toilet. There was just one huge turd, really thick and curling around the bowl several times. I remarked that she must feel much better to have that out of her. She said she definitely did. Then she told me she didn't poop for most of last week, it had been six days since she had last pooped.

She tried to flush the toilet, but it of course was clogged. She then washed her hands and we left the bathroom to walk home together. We talked and I told her about my huge poop I did at summer camp. (It's on page 2305 of this forum, if you haven't read about it already)


Bianca

Building 500

Hello guys,
I'd like to tell you guys about the bathrooms in the main school building from where i graduated from. Its no longer around, but it was at the school for the Blind in Austin. The bathrooms were separated by water fountains. When I walked in, the sinks were on the right, and beside these were the stalls )about 4 if I remember right(. Building 500 had a basement,and 2 floors above. When I needed to use the bathroom at this building, I went during class. The bell in the school was horrible,and I'd rush to beat the late bell by walking quikly at the start of the timing before it. Believe me, these were real school bells mounted on the wall,and you wouldn't want to be directly under one! My school bell phobia back then was intense sometimes to the point I nearly ran to avoid being next to a bell.


Megan

Today I ran a few errands and then went to a McDonalds for some lunch. While I was eating I started to need a poo, so when I finished I went to the ladies. I noticed the gents were being cleaned.
Both cubicles were free so I took one and sat down. Everything looked clean so I guessed it had just been seen to by the cleaner. Someone came in and took the other cubicle and we both did a wee. She left and I started on my poo. I pushed out two big logs which made loud plops and were followed by a fart. The smell was fairly strong by now.
Someone opened the door and I assumed it was someone coming to use the loo, but then I heard bumping sounds and realised it must be the cleaner pushing the cart along. She asked if anyone was in there, so I replied with a yes. She said she would wait outside. I was a little embarrassed because I knew she probably smelled my poo and would definitely when she was cleaning! I spent 5 more minutes on the loo finishing my poo with 3 more pieces. I left quickly past the cleaner who was waiting!


Tim (and Sally)

Winter Poop With Sally

Hi, everyone, I'm here with another story from my childhood, this time from when I was 10 years old. It was winter, and Sally and I were taking a walk in the forest. We had been walking about an hour, and the snow was falling heavily and it was bitterly cold. Sally suddenly said to me, "Tim, I need to do a poo. I can't wait till we get home. I'm starting to cramp up." I started to worry at the thought of this, and then I had an idea. About 200 metres in front of us was a little hill. Below it was a lake, frozen solid, but a rock could break it. "Why don't we go up that hill and poop off it into the frozen lake?" I asked her. Sally nodded, and grabbed her stomach with both hands as we ran up the hill overlooking the lake. I found a rock, and dropped it onto the ice. The ice broke, revealing water. We began to relieve ourselves. Sally unzipped and pulled down her snow pants to her knees, followed by her green G-string. Sally always wore thongs or G-strings, whatever the weather. I also unzipped and dropped my snow pants to my knees, followed by my red undies. We squatted together, our bums overhanging the water below. Sally started to dribble pee, while I peed very forcefully for over a minute. After 2 minutes, Sally's pee had stopped. She concentrated and pushed very hard, and a log began to emerge slowly from her anus. It broke off and hit the water with a splash, followed by my semi-solid log and diarrhoea mush. Sally did some more mush, a little bit more pee, then she was done. My own brown water continued for another 30 seconds before I was fully emptied out. We had nothing to wipe with, so we grabbed handfuls of snow. Sally rubbed her vagina and anus with some snow, while I just rubbed my bum. It felt cold, but refreshing. We pulled up our pants and undies and started to walk home. One of my more unusual poops, I thought to myself.


Tim (and Sally)

Morning Poo in the Bushes

Hi, everyone, Tim here with another story from my childhood, this time from when I was 13. It was the summer holidays, and I was sleeping over at Sally's house for the night. We watched movies, talked, all that sort of thing. Eventually, we went to sleep in her room. She slept on her bed and I slept on a mattress on the floor. At about 5:00 in the morning, I heard Sally waking up, so I decided to get up as well. I started towards the bathroom, but Sally stopped me, asking, "Where are you going, Tim?" I replied, "To do a poo." Her response was, "I have a better idea. Both my parents went to work at 4:00, so we're all alone in the house. Why don't we have a pooping contest in the bushes at the back of her house, and have a competition to see who can poop the most?" I agreed, so we got dressed and went downstairs. On the way, I went into the bathroom to get some paper for the both of us to wipe with. While I was in the bathroom, Sally's sister ran into the toilet, wearing nothing but a singlet, sat down on the toilet and released a flood of diarrhoea. She didn't care that I was there because she was really desperate. Anyway, we walked down to the bottom of her house, which is so far from the house that you can't be seen from it, and to the bushes. There was a small walking trail as Sally's property backed onto bushland, used by people running or walking dogs, but at the moment we were alone. By the time we got there, I had started to cramp up, and I could tell by the way Sally was walking that she really needed to go badly, too. I said, "I really need to go, why don't we start?" She nodded, so the competition began. We pulled down our pants and undies and squatted facing each other. We could see each other's private parts, but we didn't care because we'd seen each other like this a thousand times before. I immediately pushed out a massive, sausage-shaped, tan-coloured poo. Sally was letting off farts every 5 seconds and doing a hard pee stream at the same time. I had a very long pee after dropping my first log, then I started straining after seeing sally push out 3-4 large, very smelly logs. I pushed and strained, but nothing would come out, so I grabbed my butt cheeks with one hand and spread them, like I sometimes do when I'm struggling to poop. This paid off, as I farted for 20 seconds nonstop and 2 hugs logs slid out of my bum without any pushing whatsoever. The feeling of relief is impossible to describe. We both dropped 1 more turd each. I then had a short pee and a fart, and I was done. Sally did the same, and we were both finished. We decided to wipe each other's bums as a special treat. Mine was easy to do, but Sally's was really dirty and she kept letting off farts while I was trying to wipe it. While we were comparing the piles to see who had won, a young woman, about 22 years old, came walking by. She saw us, still squatting, over our piles of poop, and she was speechless. "My God, you must have been desperate to go!" was all she could say, before she walked up next to Sally, dropped her shorts blue and red undies to her ankles, and squatted down before dropping a turd that was larger than both of our piles combined. We both instantly voted her the winner of our pooping contest, and I wiped her bum for her as a special winner's reward. We got talking to her and went with her down to a lake. We stripped naked for an early morning skinny-dip. While we were swimming, Sally and I showed the lady how to pee while standing. A good sleepover, I thought to myself.


Annie

To Guy from Sacramento and update

Hi. I'm a fellow sufferer of constipation so I could give you some tips on what you can try to alleviate it.

You could try giving him some stool softeners (with LOTS of water to soften it up!). I take them every day prescribed by my doctor. You could also try some strong coffee, a nice long walk to stimulate his bowels, fiber cereal (again with lots of water) or an enema to give immediate relief. Also lots of fruit and vegetables. Those are the most gentle ways I can think of. You want to avoid harsh laxatives if you can help it. It can cause nasty stomach aches, diarrhea and they're unpredictable when they could start working.

As for my own bowels, I'm not quite there yet when it comes to emptying my bowels. I manage to go about every two days, usually after a coffee. It doesn't hurt but I don't feel empty either. How do you people manage to stay regular? I want to be able to poop every day, if not more than once a day.


Jemma

massive poo after gym workout

Hey!
So this is my third post. For those of you interested I am 27, live in the south of the Uk,
Size 10, & I have IBS (though this is getting investigated at the mo as my tablets are not
Working properly)
Anyway, I was at the gym this morning and after a hefty workout,
I was ready for my second poo of the day. I went to the ladies & thankfully all the
Loos were empty. Sat down got my phone out played a game and let out
Plop after plop. Had 12 plops all together not coming out very fast, spent about
5 mins roughly in there but boy did it smell when I'd finished. Wiped three times & flushed. & got on my bike home feeling empty & euphoric after a great gym sesh.
Well that's it! Hope you enjoyed this story. Jem x


kmd

advice/suggestions and reply to Megan


@Guy from Sacramento - sorry to hear about your son's problems. I'll make a few suggestions. He clearly had a large mass of hard poop just sitting in his rectum that he couldn't pass due to a lack of energy - sounds as though he was getting tired out. He could try one or two glycerine suppositories in his rectum. He'd need to hold them in for about 15-20 minutes to allow them to melt to soften the hard mass and lubricate his anal canal.
Increasing his fibre and fluid intake might be helpful as a preventative measure. People sometimes forget that even if you have enough fibre in your diet it is important to keep well hydrated otherwise constipation can ensue. The other thing is to make sure your son doesn't "hold on" when he needs to poop.

@Shelbi - looks like you've had some useful advise already from Brandon T and Anatomy student etc. I agree that if you want to take the pressure off you knees you could try leaning against something or peeing standing up with your legs apart - could be messy though. It depends where you are when you need to pee but if you are in a forest you could sit the upper part of your buttocks on a low-hanging branch or if on a road trip on the sill of a car. The other suggestion I have is to just sit down on the ground/grass and pee. Obviously, this isn't practical if you were in a situation where you also need to poop.

@Megan - thanks for your reply to my last post! I understand you wouldn't be able to say whether the gassy woman did visit the café for a hot drink etc. I have a hunch she did and it caused her "big urge" to poo. Having been in a similar situation myself I can imagine the relief she must have felt when she was able to sit down and allow her sphincters to open - albeit slowly. Again, a great story - especially about the sound effects you witnessed..

Good story about your colleague Lis. It sounds as though she had a substantial load to pass if she was still "plopping" after several minutes in the loo. From your description it seems as though you developed quite a sudden urge to poop so I was pleased you didn't have to wait too long. I presume you had a lot of poop to release if you did five turds over 10minutes. I wondered - did they all come out within 2 or 3 minutes? Or did it take longer? Sometimes I spend several minutes in the toilet myself when I'm pooping. However, my turds usually only take a minute or so to come out and then I spend the next few minutes chilling...I find the toilet a relaxing place. I don't think I am alone in this view.
As always I look forward to your next post.


Veteran Male Lurker

Thank You, Amylee

Because a few of Amylee's anecdotes kept rattling around in my head, I decided to use this website's search engine to download every single one of her fascinating entries: 47 by my count, from pp. 1970 to 2190. In all, I see that here on my screen, they comprise a little under 103 pages, the equivalent of a small book.

Amylee, I hope you are well and still look at this website, and I want to thank you for sharing. I, too, am a shy person (albeit male) who also suffered hazing from bullies in high school. Bless you.


Connor

To Lauren

Hi Lauren. I keep thinking about you for the past little bit. How have you been feeling lately? Did the bladder infection clear up? I really hope you are feeling much better and everything is back to normal now.

I have some questions about car peeing that I thought I'd ask. When you are wearing a dress and need to pee in the car, do you pull up your dress and just pee thru your panties, or do you pull down your panties also? If you pull your panties down too, do you leave it down so it does not get wet? How about your girls?

On a side note, how much do you spend on your girls for back-to-school? I am going to take my cousin shopping for back to school this week. She's 12 and spends a lot on school clothing. She always likes those expensive jeans that can cost up to $200 a pair. I don't know if that's normal. Thought I would ask you to see what you do for your girls!

Take care and God Bless!
Connor


Monday, September 02, 2013


Suzi

To the Guy From Sacramento

This is kind of my usual answer on medical forums.
Two things for your son's constipation:
(a) glycerine suppositories
(b) cut a piece of soap (pref. plain soap without any artificial perfumes), the size of a suppository. Put some vaseline in the butthole and push the soap all the way up there. Hold it in until it meolts - it'll sting a bit but it won't do any harm and it'll definitely make him do a big dooey in 15 to 30 minutes.


Sakina

Soiling the car

Recently my best friend and I (we're both in our late 20's) was just going on this long road trip to the neighboring states and we both were kind of exhausted. We've taken this particular road many times before on this kind of trips and we never really had any trouble until this time. On our way back to our place, she had to poop very badly and said that she hasn't been able to go for almost 2 days. Unfortunately we both knew there wasn't going to be a place with a public washroom around for a while. We kept on driving trying to make it back to our place but we wouldn't be able to get there for another few hours and she was getting desperate. After 30 minutes had passed, she was getting very sweaty and worried that she's not going to make it. I then decided to suggest her something that shocked her a little, I told her that she could just poop on the back seat. I only suggested it because the car I was driving was very old and I was already planning to get another one very soon anyways.

She originally hesitated for a little bit but asked if I was sure about this, which I responded yes back. I parked somewhere close and she didn't mind that I went back there with her. She hastily pulled her panties down and hopped onto the seat with her back aimed towards me. She rips out a loud one and told me that she could feel one about to come out. This solid poop started to slowly poke out of her and with ease, it kept slowly coming out without much straining. It kept getting longer and longer and as soon as the poop came out, she said that she could feel another one coming. The 2nd one wasn't as big and thick but it was still longer though. Afterwards she pooped a 3rd one which was pretty slim and short and it ended up with a little bit of peeing before she was finished. She immediately apologized for such a big mess, I responded that she didn't have anything to apologize for and we cleaned it up as best as we could as soon as we got home. Unfortunately before we got there we had to endure a few more hours of stink though.


oldpoop

to Secret Pooper

Your experience with pain-killers is rather unusual, I think. For most people (including me), pain medications bring on constipation, often severe. The pain-killer not only dulls pain, but also dulls the sensation felt by the nerve endings in your lower tract, including your rectum and anus; thus, you may have feces close to the exit but cannot tell, so you don't try to go, and the feces lose their water and harden up, making them hard to pass, thus constipating you. Compared to that, I would say you have a less troublesome problem; at least you are getting your poop out! In my lifetime, the worst constipation I ever had was after an operation, when the pain-killer kept me from having any bowel movement at all for four days (my all-time record); when I finally did have a b.m., it was incredibly painful and difficult. So in some ways you should be thankful your problem is what it is.


Maintenance man

To Bianca:

You probably should have the fan replaced. It is running slow usually due to dust or wear. What you are smelling is the result of the motor getting hot from being overloaded. If you leave it off, that will prevent the fire hazard.


Allison

Sister's smelly dump

Hello. I have a story to share about my sister. She's 17 years old, fairly skinny, and has long, flowing brown hair. And she can really stink up a bathroom.

So anyway, this evening I was in my room just browsing the internet, when there was a knock at my door. I answered it, and it was my sister. She said "Can I use your bathroom? I really really have to poop, and dad's in the main bathroom." I told her of course she could. The ensuite bathroom attached to my bedroom has a door, but it's really thin, plus the way the bathroom is designed makes it an echo chamber. It also doesn't have a fan, so I could hear every sound she made without even really having to listen intently.

I heard her sit down and then came the rustling sound as she lowered her clothes. She peed a strong hissing stream for at least a minute before it trickled to a stop. Then I heard a soft grunt and the crackling of a turd coming out of her bottom. At that point, I was beginning to notice the smell wafting out. But it was an earthy kind of almost pleasant smell, if that makes any sense. I continued to listen as her turd crackled out more and finally it plopped pretty loudly in the toilet.

She began to flip through the pages of a magazine I had in there for reading while I poop. She continued to give soft grunts every once in a while and letting out several turds, just one after the other. The smell was getting pretty intense outside the bathroom, so I could only imagine how it was in there. Once she had been pooping for maybe ten minutes almost non-stop and deposited something close to twenty turds (I didn't keep count exactly), there was silence.

Then I heard her walking across the floor and she opened the door just a bit. That let out the trapped smell and it was pretty awful. She asked if she could keep the door open to let in fresh air. I wasn't exactly thrilled, but said it was fine. She then opened the door all the way and went back to sitting on the toilet.

Within a minute, there was another log crackling out. Now that the door was open, it actually stunk less after a while. I guess it had more area to dissipate in. She continued pooping and passed at least another twenty turds in her second wave. Finally, she started to roll off paper and wipe. She wiped a ton of times and flushed the toilet. She washed her hands and came out.

She thanked me for letting her use my bathroom. I told her it was no trouble, but couldn't resist teasing her. I said "Sure sounds and smells like a great dump, sis." She blushed and replied, "Yeah. I really need that cause I didn't poop at all yesterday."

When I went in the bathroom a few hours later to pee, it still smelled pretty funky right around the toilet, and there was lots of skidmarks all around the bowl. Some of them went away when I flushed, but not all of them.


question for Jasmin K

Hi,
first I'd like to say that I like your stories a lot. In your last post you said that 2 of your best friends are constipated at the moment. Could you please write about some of these present and past situations? Like did you help them and, how was the whole ordeal, what kind of technique they used to get the constipated turd out and those kinds of things. Many thanks!


oldpoop

to Guy from Sacramento

Pushing and straining so hard can lead to hemorrhoids and anal fissures, so it would be good to get Tony back to normal bowel movements on a regular schedule. Several factors can affect bowel function:

Water intake. He needs to drink lots of water each day, several glasses if possible; that keeps the stool from getting rock-hard and becoming impossible to pass. Water is best, but other liquids can help also.

Dietary fiber. He should be eating a good daily dose of cereal grains (whole wheat, oats, etc.) through cereals, whole grain bread, and the like; nuts (not to excess, or diarrhea can result); green and yellow vegetables, including spinach and broccoli; large beans such as lima beans, navy beans, kidney beans, and the like. Fiber gives the stool its bulk, and the mass of poop needs to be big enough to stimulate peristalsis.

Exercise. Walking, running, gardening, playing sports, and similar motions of the muscles help circulate the blood and keep the digestive process going. Too much exercise or physical exhaustion is not good; but enough exercise is important.

Timing. Tony should try to move his bowels on a decently regular schedule, which means being up at a good time in the morning so he can defecate at a convenient time--before breakfast, after breakfast, or even at school before or between classes. (Please note that breakfast is a very important meal--it gives essential nutrients before starting the strenuous parts of the day, and it can be the time for introducing fiber into the diet.) Even if he does not feel an urge, he might try sitting on the toilet at the same time every day, perhaps with a book if a movement is not immediate. He shouldn't sit too long at a time, but just sitting there could stimulate movement.

I know that this message won't appear for a few days, so I hope Tony's immediate problem will go away and he has some good bowel movements. I hope he will be alert for any problems that might occur; anal fissures have a characteristic pain that sometimes makes it hard to wipe thoroughly--and yet good wiping is important lessen the likelihood of fissures or anal itching. If he continues to have problems, he may have to see a doctor. I think my advice is good, but I am no physician and cannot prescribe either medicine or behavior; a doctor can do all that, as well as looking at Tony's anus to check for physical damage. I hope this advice is of help.


Shannon E.

Responding to Csze's survey :]

In response to Csze's questions:

1) If you had to pee or poop very badly and you had only two choices: go to opposite sex bathroom, or go in your pants, which one would you choose?

Since I have experienced both events, I have insight on both. I absolutely hate public restrooms in general, so I'm already uncomfortable going in a same sex restroom (this would probably explain why I have so many accidents in public :P). If it's extremely bad and I think I can't hold it, I'll try to use the toilet, more often then not. In certain situations, however, I have in fact just pooped my pants if I needed to go in a public setting. Since I'm also an advocate that pooping your pants is 'not that bad' (I enjoy it from time to time, in fact.), I could go with the latter as well. The same applies to pee, for the most part.

2) Have you ever pees or pooped your pants purely out of convenience?

Many times

3) If you were on a phone and you had to pee or poop, would you:
a) Make an excuse to finish the call and go to bathroom
b) Tell whoever you're talking to that you have to go to bathroom and call back later.
c) Tell that you have to go to bathroom and keep talking while doing your business
d) Don't say anything and go in your pants

If I'm at home, I almost always go with D. I don't like to talk while I'm on the toilet, nor do I like the idea that whoever I'm talking to knows that I'm on the toilet. Since I (like I stated before) do not mind pooping / peeing my pants, it's an alright option for me to just poop where I stand / sit / lie and finish my conversation.

That's all for now! Happy Pooping :]


Analiese
I am a 13 year old girl from Chattanooga, TN. I thought I would film myself pooping like Kassie, but I actually wanted to capture the poop coming out of my butt. Here is how I did it.

I took all my clothes off and got in the bathtub. Then I propped my phone at one end, and I sat at the other. I then bent my knees and hiked them up to my shoulders ( I am very flexible being a cheerleader). That way my butthole was pointed at the camera. I had to pee really bad too and did I pee! In the position I was in, my vagina was pointed at the ceiling. My pee sprayed about 5 feet into the air. Then I felt the poop coming. Initially, it was hard to pass. My face scrunched up and I gave some soft whines as I pushed out a long, loud, and stinky fart. I had to rub my stomach to help the poop come out. I pushed again and a perfectly round pellet shot clear across the tub like a cannonball, barely missing my phone. Then another cannonball turd shot out. Then I pushed and on the phone, you could see my butthole slowly stretch open, revealing the tip of a turd. It slowly slid across the bottom of the pee-soaked tub. When it was done, it was a 18 inch long firm turd. Then there were 4 softer turds, each about 6 inches long. I was about to get up when I felt a gurgle in my stomach and some poop entering my colon. I pushed and a stream of watery poop sprayed all over my phone. It took 15 minutes to clean up the mess. I never thought I could poop that much, even if I hadn't gone in 6 days.


Dominic

Anonymous College Guy response

Your posts sound pretty interesting. I definitely like using public bathrooms, but at the same time, they do make me feel awkward sometimes. Depends on the specific situations, I suppose. Because I've been in public bathrooms and had someone comment on the smell I was producing while I was in there. That embarrassed me, I have to say. And I can think of three times that's happened (at school, that is)!

Now, the whole idea of "buddy dumping"…the only person I've ever done that with is my twin brother. We're very close and very open about bathroom things, so sitting in adjacent stalls and pooping at the same time is no biggie for us, neither is both of us being in the bathroom at the same time at home.

@Guy from Sacramento

How often does he get constipated? Have you considered a diet change? For this specific instance, have you considered a suppository or an enema? Has he ever had either one of those before? Good luck.


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Ana first welcome to the site and great story about your big poop in the ocean it sounds like you really had to go and alot to I bet you felt pretty good and pretty empty afterwards to and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Annie as always another great poop story it sounds like you had a really good and felt pretty good afterward to and who wouldnt after getting rid of a beast like that and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Mystery Poster great story about your bosses story about her pooping herself.

To: Bianca it sounds like your vent fan may need to be cleaned or fixed but to be safe you shouldnt leave it on and also call someone to have it checked just in case better safe then sorry and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Pooperlady great outdoor peeing story.

To: Secret Pooper great story about your pain killer poops it sounds like they were pretty nasty at least you made it to the toilet without having an accident and always I look forward to your next post thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Davy from D
Esteban, Zip, ACG: I like your stories. And Esteban: I'm proud of you somehow for overcoming your shyness! I've had similar experiences; unfortunately there are absolutely no high partition or even doorless stalls in Germany, so I can't prove to myself that I wouldn't mind other guys seeing me while I'm on the can...


Bianca

From Childhood

,hi yall, ,i have a story to tell. I had an accident at school when I was little. I went into my classroom, and the diarrhea just came out into my pull-up. I was mildly inconttinent from my cp back then, but now I've grown out of that problem. Most of the time, my bowel just leaked, and once a month I pooped big loads in the toilet. Another time when I got an enema, i shat myself while sitting on the floor after waking up in the morning. Most of the time, the T A in school didn't understand my leaky bowel issue, and thought I was soiling for attention! When I was in my room back then,It smelled like poop sometimes, because I had the habit of digging my butt crack. I loved playing the Bee Gees song Spirits Having Flown from my Bee Gees cassette all the time while at home. While at the school for the blind, my friend heather threw up on the floor as I stood playing with the dorm's Furby )a 1998 version I think(.


Jas

Guy from Sacramento

Do you know what kind of diet he is on? As I got to say for now, don't let him use ointment on hemmorids (if he has them) It will dry up and make it harder to go. That's my opinion but it may be something else.


Bobby

Peeing Advice for Shelbi

Instead of squatting, try standing. Here is a chronological list of what to do.

1. Pull down pants or take them off.
2. Spread legs apart.
3. Use your hands to spread your labia apart.
4. Let her rip! Push hard so it to avoid a slow trickle at the end.


Anatomy student

Guy from Sacramento advice

There are several approaches to treating constipation. There are stool softeners, vegetable laxatives, propelene glycol (ex-lax) and enemas/suppositories. My ex girlfriend was always dealing with large, dry poop. She preferred glycerine enemas. They basically lube up the pipes like drain-o. They are safe and fast acting. Laxatives cause cramps and gas as side effects. Any option will do the trick.
The big issue is prevention. Fiber and adaquite water intake are the major ways to prevent future issues.
Note: no one (to my knowledge) on this site is a doctor. I took college anatomy and I often reaserch this subject out of pure interest. If your son has any rectal bleeding, sharp abdominal pains, or doesn't poop in the next 2 days, see a physician immediately. Hope this helps.


Ted

Post Title (optional)reply to guy from Sacramento

In all seriousness, it sounds like your son is very constipated. My first option would be an enema. I realize most 17 year olds aren't going to be too thrilled at the thought of letting Daddy put a tube up their rear end, so why not get the equipment and let him handle it on his own. (he might have to be assured that there is nothing "queer" or "gay" about putting a tube up his butt so he can take a good crap. I had a football coach in high school who would joke about this same thing time and again but he was actually very serious. "If you can't shit we'll stick a tube up your butt and make you crap" were his words. Last option would be a good strong laxative. Whichever way, we all need a healthy colon no matter what our age and by healthy that means keeping it clean and empty as much as we can.


Thursday, August 29, 2013


Guy from Sacramento

My son's constipation

Thought maybe this site could give me a little advice. My 17-year-old son Tony has been having some issues with constipation recently. He never told me anything about it, but this morning I was walking past the bathroom and I heard some loud grunting and heavy breathing coming from the bathroom and I knew it was Tony. I didn't want to embarrass him, but I had to say something, so I asked him if he was alright. He paused and then said "no, I'm trying to poop, but nothing's coming out." So I offered to come in and see what was going on, and he allowed me to.

He said that he had been pushing for 10 minutes but nothing was coming out. I asked him to lean forward so I could see what was going and I saw that when he pushed, his anus would open and the feces would start to come out, but then he couldn't push anymore and it would go back in. It looked very hard and pellet-like.

I didn't really know what to say, so he was unable to go. He said he hadn't gone since the day before yesterday. What can I/he do to help?


Ana
Hi, my name is Ana. I'm a 13 year old Mexican girl and an only child. I just started 7th grade. Most of the boys at my school say I'm hot because of my dark skin, cute face and flat stomach. Anyway, here's my story.

Last summer I was on a trip to San Diego; I was 12 then. I usually get constipated when I ride in a car for a long time, and we drove all the way from Midland, TX. I tried to poop several times at the hotel, but it wouldn't come out. Then, on the 5th day there, we were at the beach. I was swimming in the ocean when I really had to go. There were no bathrooms in walking distance, so I decided to go in the ocean. I waded out further than anyone else so I wouldn't get embarrassed. When I got out far enough, I pulled down my bikini bottom and started to go. I pushed and a big long fart came out making a barrage of bubbles. I grunted and pushed again and another load of fart bubbles shot out. Then I pushed again and my butthole started to stretch open as a long, hard turd started to come out. It was 12 inches long and the width of a Coke can and still coming. My butthole was stretched to its limit. Then it sped up and jetted out. It had to be 18 or 20 inches. Then I let another load of bubbles and a softer, banana-sized turd shot out. Then, I felt some more coming, and a cloud of diarrhea came out with the force of a firehose. Then I was done, but there was a massive poop cloud all around me. I raced to the shore acting like none of this ever happened. When I got out of the water, it must have floated closer to the beach because a boy about my age shouted, "Someone s**t in the water." Then everyone scrambled out of the water. Hopefully, no one figured out it was me. Then we left the beach. My parents were appalled. They didn't know it was me though, or they just didn't mention.


Anatomy student

Squatting tips for Shelbi

Pull your pants to the bend of your knee, and kinda sit on your heels. Try to relax and balance rather than actually squatting. If your pee goes all over the place, using your middle and index finger, spread the sides of the urethra open to expose the "pee hole." Hope this helps


Emily (Emma)

Pee and Pooping During Ice Skating Lessons

When I go to the ladies room at school I usually wipe the seat put a seat cover down sit on the potty and go. My mommy taught me when i was younger since she knew when I pee my stream splits and sprays so she taught me to sit when going toilet. I change my maxi pads and tampons too while sitting. I also ice skate so girls you know its a pain trying to undo the body suit the skirt and pulling down your tights to use a toilet while during ice lessons. I usually try to leave my skates on and put a blade protector on them to walk to the ladies room. I'm a shorter girl but on skates its still hard to sit on a toilet wearing skates so I usually try to use the handicap stall with a higher wall mounted potty. I still have to move myself up onto the toilet with my skates on my tip toes. its hard being short!


Annie

MASSIVE shit that clogged the toilet!

Last time I pooped was Thursday. I didn't go at all Friday and Saturday, despite lots of water, fiber and lots of exercise yesterday. I have been drinking lots of water today and ate toast with butter and jam and a big bowl of grapes and that seemed to trigger my bowels. Wow! I pooped out a turd that was about 2 1/2 feet long and managed to clog the toilet. It took 3 flushes to get it to go down. Damn!

Yesterday I went to the flea market and my husband and I both needed the bathroom so we went. He ended up having diarrhea in the mens room and when I went in the ladies room there was a big line up of about 5 people and only 4 stalls so needless to say there was some waiting involved. I've never seen a lineup in a bathroom. Luckily everyone just needed to pee, not poo. But my urge wasn't urgent so I could wait. After waiting about 15-20 minutes a stall opened up and I got to go. I changed my pantiliner and did a short pee with some farting because of a bean and cheese burrito I had for lunch. Needless to say my husband and I did a ton of walking yesterday-3.3 km each way, both to and from the flea market, then to the supermarket and Shoppers, to a garage sale and home. Man our feet were sore! And my stomach feels a lot better. I guess that's what happens when you don't poo for 3 days! Still, that's better than going only once a week.


my boss's over-share

Interesting accident story my boss told me and another employee yes:terday after accidentally letting some info slip when talking about something else... she's about 38-39 years old, in pretty decent shape, good ass... she was walking towards an office where me and another employee were using a computer and she had a distinct waddle in her step and a funky look on her face. She finally made her way all the way over to us and she did she goes "oh man I don't know what I did but I really hurt my back." I looked at her and said "oohh your back...the way you walked over here I thought you had pooped your pants." Without even a bit of hesitation she responded "if I pooped my pants it would be so much easier to deal with than this." My other coworker said "THAT would be easy to deal with?" And she starts to go "yeah it's not that bad you just- never mind." She abruptly stopped talking and then tried to casually change the subject. My coworker and I looked at each other and then I said to my boss "sounds like you have some experience in this field." Her face goes bright red and she's speechless for a few seconds then goes "....damn it." It was obvious then that she had a story to tell so we both egged her on until she explained both what happened and how she "dealt with it" so easily. The story goes, about two or three years ago she was at the dmv to get her picture retaken after renewing her license and as usual it was a long wait. She had to poop shortly after arriving but didn't think it would be a problem to wait. But as the wait dragged on and on she started having to go really bad but her number was getting close and they were starting to move quicker. She was afraid if she went to the bathroom then she would miss her turn, so she was determined to get her picture done and then go straight to the bathroom before home. She finally made it to her turn but getting up and walking over to the photo area only made her have to go worse and she was really struggling to hold it in as she was getting the photo done and she farted audibly at least once and the DMV employee heard it. She finally finished the picture and started heading towards the bathroom when she just couldn't hold it anymore and started going in her pants. She said that as soon as she started having an accident it was like her brain went into total recovery mode and she just got into this zone of staying calm and going to take care of her dilemma as quickly and quietly as possible in order to save herself from extreme public humiliation. She said she just casually turned and headed to the exit instead of the bathrooms and forced herself to walk as normally as possible and keep a straight face even as she was actively pooping her pants. As soon as she got outside she leaned against a brick wall and pretended to be looking through her purse while she finished messing her pants. When she was done she discretely reached back and pulled her shirt down as far as possible to try and cover her butt, then turned away from the wall and swung her purse behind her in one motion, and again casually walked off towards her car trying to look normal. She said that the mess spread all throughout the back of her pants because of walking normally but it was better than doing the rigid waddle to avoid disturbing the load and clue everyone in to the fact that she had a load in her pants. As soon as she made it to her car and got in that's when she finally started freaking out over what she'd done, but at the same time felt exhilarated that she did something so embarrassing in such a public place but managed to stay so cool about it that no one noticed. She didn't offer many details about cleaning up, just said she got home and changed her underwear and that it wasn't as bad as you'd expect. We both just stared at her and my coworker goes "was it diarrhea?" And she just burst out laughing and said no. I said "that's astonishing. Can I see your driver's license pic?" She burst out laughing again and after a minute or prying she showed it to us. She actually looked really good in it, and said "yep that's me literally seconds before pooping my pants and I look cool as hell about it!"

Anyway, that was the end of it. After putting her license back she got back to talking about her back hurting, and even though I wanted to continue discussing the story of an adult professional pooping herself in public, I didn't wanna seem too weird so I dropped it.